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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner



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Score:
628
 
 SpaceCow: I'd say take the apple, it's much harder to play but that much more rewarding once it's mastered.
 Grandmas Ghost: Twenty minutes later: #133065
 Grandmas Ghost: Twenty minutes later: #133065
 carpwoman: WTF. I fixed my comment and now it's showing up like three times.
 carpwoman:
 carpwoman:
 carpwoman: @ch = pineapple or knife?
 Micro Jackson: That's exactly what I was thinking
 ch: lo que es mas macho ... un platano o un acordeon
 a robot: I've seen Weird Al three times in concert, the third time he finally did this song and I was so happy, it's one of my favorites!
 Scoo: Squeeze box for scale
 thecraftywolf: nice name and post combo
 Peach: After hours of deep thought, normal Al was ready to choose. "The accordion! I'll take the accordion!" And that's when things got... weird.
 Bacon Train: this is a good one
Image 133063   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
205
 
 drilldo: all I can think of is Jack Nicholson's face from the shining
 Micro Jackson: Shart attack
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Whatever makes you happy, buddy.
 Borkf: S'butt myself
 Scoo: Slove Myself?
 WaffleIron: Shart Myself.
Image 133062   09-21-16   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
274
 
 AverageJoe: I'm sorry, but I'm already a Cthulhist...
 ModelTRex: I had JW's stop by this weekend. They were very nice. They asked me what brought be comfort. That was an odd question. I didn't have an answer.
 Micro Jackson: Stuff you, shark!
 SomeCanadian: Sad shark is bad shark.
 Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer
 PenguinBartender: I have a standing rule (not often exercised): I will always hear a shark out in what he has to say as long as he's smoking a cigar.
 Urn BooUrn: An inglorious end to that poor sandshark.
 Peach: Dammit Frank, you know what happens if you smoke here!
 MyPasswordAintPassword: This is what happens when you click unsubscribe
Image 133061   09-21-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
291
 
 SomeCanadian: Judge says I'm not allowed within 50 feet of any campfire.
 Warrax: @Borkf It's a solemn affair, there's no laughing, and I masturbate on it *privately,* not with an audience, like some sort of goddamned animal.
 Borkf: @Warrax Well how do *you* put out a campfire then?
 DrinkMixMan: It puts the cigarette out or else it gets the hose again
 Knice: @Warrax *slowly draws line through 'Warrax' on list; wipes tear*
 Warrax: @Knice Remind me never to go camping with you.
 Scoo: Same with racists and sexists
 hurr: appropriate....yeah....totally
 Knice: Laugh and masturbate?
 WaffleIron: No better way to meet some hunky firefighters!
Image 133060   09-21-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Image 133059 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rachel. Your image was bad, rachel.
Score:
725
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Dobly I think I still like the first two Serious Sam games (on PC) the best
 ThatGuy: Based Ojiisan has had enough of your anime!
 antipatterns: Looks like Korean Neo-Noir Crime VS 90's PC Badass
 Micro Jackson: Son of Uncle Duke. Cousin Duke?
 Whatever: He's compensating for something
 Warrax: Great costume. Looks *exactly* like an old guy.
 Yam: Why so Serious, Ojii-sam?
 Dobly: Croteam has a very special place in my heart
 WTF: Damn, Duke Nukem is looking old!
 Peter Pantsless: Seriously rad
 WaffleIron: "This is the weirdest gun show I've ever been to sonny!"
Image 133058   09-21-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
497
 
 depression: I envy those who haven't seen Friends, like the living will envy the dead when the bomb falls.
 Thyming: "Their eating her! Then their going to eat me! Oh my Goooooooodddd!"
 Whatever: You have all those nuts running for office and not one of them is palatable?
 Warrax: Don't worry, squirrel. By the time you make purple, nothing around here will surprise you anymore.
 cenecia: Your nuts are showing.
 Idontknowszz: Oh no she didn't
 Meow: thats the squirrel that saw me naked
 SpaceCow: Some took the news of the Planters truck crash a little better than others.
 Peter Pantsless: *Brrrrrp*
Image 133057   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
430
 
 Micro Jackson: Where's my seeing-eye human?
 Borkf: @Scoo You have a cool dog.
 a robot: "I'm sideways. Deal with it."
 AverageJoe: if you cover the left half, it loows like a white fox
 SpaceCow: In the future, dogs will stick to walls.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo it's offering a new perspective on your pupper.
 Scoo: This is my pupper, sideways for some strange reason only my phone knows.
 PenguinBartender: *tips head*
Image 133056   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
111
 
 werterland: Whoops, sorry, forgot my blinker!
 Scoo: Them Duke Boys are at it again!
 Derp Herpigan: Anyone else reminded of the days of childhood and leapfrog?
 PenguinBartender: Damn you aerodynamic cars!!!
 WaffleIron: There is a piece missing from this puzzle
Image 133055   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
441
 
 Grandmas Ghost: Username/upload c-c-combo!
 hearsegirl: Sky-Pitting
 sumodrsn: ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF!!!
 ShoKusogi: He's looking for hot shingles wanting to get nailed
 SpaceCow: "I have now peed on the house and it is mine."
 Borkf: The borkf we deserve...
 obsidianlance: His specialty is roofing.
 SunWukong: Only respects one man.
 Whatever: I can see Snoopy's house from here!
 Warrax: "I peed up here. Is my house now."
 WaffleIron: The day before Simborkf was born Mufasa was doing rehearsals.
 Scoo: Get off the dang roof!
 Amy Housewine: Borkfyard wrestling.
 Bert Bertbert: ...Nuthin dog, what's up with you?
Image 133054   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
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