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268182  Side Boob: osha.jpg

268183  sparename: @Clim Tinties Johnny wants to fly away and puppy-love my baby (he's a bear dog)

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy I never said I was a nihilist, just like I never said there weren't any problems with capitalism. Not sure why you think I said either of those things. You are pretty much just ranting on a friendly website. vOv

268182  Scoo: Eh, safety 3st

268181  Shay: Amazing.

268176  WannaBee: He's taking that monster shit.

268178  WannaBee: Uh...?

268174  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward dont herniate yourself.

268180  Shay: I don't see purple and black checkers.

268103  wolfpk: @fanny If you aren't joking, I sure the hell don't want to know!

268179  MrBoffo: Pretty sure this is a dog...

268183  Clim Tinties: Pretty sure this is a dog...

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

268162  Dr Awkward: *Noice

268166  Dr Awkward: Yes, Coronas need to be consumed cold. It is important.

268152  Not A Bot: Different fonts and sizes, random bold lines... I don't like it.

268167  SunWukong: BEANS.

268172  Dr Awkward: These things always make me so damn thirsty

268174  Dr Awkward: I wish my public toilet stall provided me with such inspiration.

268113  Prostata: but most dogs are good dogs. Can you say the same about most people?

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267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy I never said I was a nihilist, just like I never said there weren't any problems with capitalism. Not sure why you think I said either of those things. You are pretty much just ranting on a friendly website. vOv

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

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 SpaceCow: I'd say take the apple, it's much harder to play but that much more rewarding once it's mastered.
 Grandmas Ghost: Twenty minutes later: #133065
 Grandmas Ghost: Twenty minutes later: #133065
 tess: WTF. I fixed my comment and now it's showing up like three times.
 flying sheep:
 vape station:
 fatman: @ch = pineapple or knife?
 Micro Jackson: That's exactly what I was thinking
 ch: lo que es mas macho ... un platano o un acordeon
 a robot: I've seen Weird Al three times in concert, the third time he finally did this song and I was so happy, it's one of my favorites!
 Scoo: Squeeze box for scale
 thecraftywolf: nice name and post combo
 Peach: After hours of deep thought, normal Al was ready to choose. "The accordion! I'll take the accordion!" And that's when things got... weird.
 Bacon Train: this is a good one
Image 133063   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Science
 drilldo: all I can think of is Jack Nicholson's face from the shining
 Micro Jackson: Shart attack
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Whatever makes you happy, buddy.
 Borkf: S'butt myself
 Scoo: Slove Myself?
 WaffleIron: Shart Myself.
Image 133062   09-21-16   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 AverageJoe: I'm sorry, but I'm already a Cthulhist...
 ModelTRex: I had JW's stop by this weekend. They were very nice. They asked me what brought be comfort. That was an odd question. I didn't have an answer.
 Micro Jackson: Stuff you, shark!
 SomeCanadian: Sad shark is bad shark.
 Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer
 PenguinBartender: I have a standing rule (not often exercised): I will always hear a shark out in what he has to say as long as he's smoking a cigar.
 Urn BooUrn: An inglorious end to that poor sandshark.
 Peach: Dammit Frank, you know what happens if you smoke here!
 MyPasswordAintPassword: This is what happens when you click unsubscribe
Image 133061   09-21-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 SomeCanadian: Judge says I'm not allowed within 50 feet of any campfire.
 Warrax: @Borkf It's a solemn affair, there's no laughing, and I masturbate on it *privately,* not with an audience, like some sort of goddamned animal.
 Borkf: @Warrax Well how do *you* put out a campfire then?
 DrinkMixMan: It puts the cigarette out or else it gets the hose again
 Knice: @Warrax *slowly draws line through 'Warrax' on list; wipes tear*
 Warrax: @Knice Remind me never to go camping with you.
 Scoo: Same with racists and sexists
 hurr: appropriate....yeah....totally
 Knice: Laugh and masturbate?
 WaffleIron: No better way to meet some hunky firefighters!
Image 133060   09-21-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Image 133059 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rachel. Your image was bad, rachel.
 Peter Pantsless: @Dobly I think I still like the first two Serious Sam games (on PC) the best
 ThatGuy: Based Ojiisan has had enough of your anime!
 antipatterns: Looks like Korean Neo-Noir Crime VS 90's PC Badass
 Micro Jackson: Son of Uncle Duke. Cousin Duke?
 Whatever: He's compensating for something
 Warrax: Great costume. Looks *exactly* like an old guy.
 Yam: Why so Serious, Ojii-sam?
 Dobly: Croteam has a very special place in my heart
 WTF: Damn, Duke Nukem is looking old!
 Peter Pantsless: Seriously rad
 WaffleIron: "This is the weirdest gun show I've ever been to sonny!"
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 depression: I envy those who haven't seen Friends, like the living will envy the dead when the bomb falls.
 Thyming: "Their eating her! Then their going to eat me! Oh my Goooooooodddd!"
 Whatever: You have all those nuts running for office and not one of them is palatable?
 Warrax: Don't worry, squirrel. By the time you make purple, nothing around here will surprise you anymore.
 cenecia: Your nuts are showing.
 Idontknowszz: Oh no she didn't
 Meow: thats the squirrel that saw me naked
 SpaceCow: Some took the news of the Planters truck crash a little better than others.
 Peter Pantsless: *Brrrrrp*
Image 133057   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Yam
 Micro Jackson: Where's my seeing-eye human?
 Borkf: @Scoo You have a cool dog.
 a robot: "I'm sideways. Deal with it."
 AverageJoe: if you cover the left half, it loows like a white fox
 SpaceCow: In the future, dogs will stick to walls.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo it's offering a new perspective on your pupper.
 Scoo: This is my pupper, sideways for some strange reason only my phone knows.
 PenguinBartender: *tips head*
Image 133056   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 werterland: Whoops, sorry, forgot my blinker!
 Scoo: Them Duke Boys are at it again!
 Derp Herpigan: Anyone else reminded of the days of childhood and leapfrog?
 PenguinBartender: Damn you aerodynamic cars!!!
 WaffleIron: There is a piece missing from this puzzle
Image 133055   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
 Grandmas Ghost: Username/upload c-c-combo!
 hearsegirl: Sky-Pitting
 sumodrsn: ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF!!!
 ShoKusogi: He's looking for hot shingles wanting to get nailed
 SpaceCow: "I have now peed on the house and it is mine."
 Borkf: The borkf we deserve...
 obsidianlance: His specialty is roofing.
 SunWukong: Only respects one man.
 Whatever: I can see Snoopy's house from here!
 Warrax: "I peed up here. Is my house now."
 WaffleIron: The day before Simborkf was born Mufasa was doing rehearsals.
 Scoo: Get off the dang roof!
 Amy Housewine: Borkfyard wrestling.
 Bert Bertbert: ...Nuthin dog, what's up with you?
Image 133054   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
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