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221504  Unicorn: Wait how were you IN your desk? Maybe you were haunting it as ghost???

221496  bug: If I learned anything from RPGs, it's that I should stock up on rare weapons from this guy before leaving town.

221504  boozer: thank mr spinal

221495  carpwoman: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - House wren

221493  Mr. Shine: From my wife: "Say, say, say, that's a cool picture; it's black, it's white!"

221504  weed poop: Dude nsfw please

221471  Kaviri: This is actually a copy of current US foreign policy.

221493  Ulillillia: I always feel like somebody's watching me

221470  Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221492  FabricMan: I *like* rolling coins. I find it calming.

221477  Mr. Shine: "Today all debts are paid."

221504  Peach Toddler: shuld uv warnd hem. thers a gyant fucken snake behind him

221478  Kaviri: Yep, hes dead.

221483  Mr. Shine: Like Korey Stringer, this writer needs to chill.

221493  Mr. Shine: Spiral Jackson?

221503  cakefizzle: Doggomelon

221495  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Titmouse

221487  Mr. Shine: This squirrel's nuts!

221489  White Rice: @Mr. Butt you can milk anything in this universe.

221492  White Rice: A commission free coin counting service? Neat. If this was a coinstar one, you would have paid out around $26 on that transaction (unless they changed their service charge %)

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221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221464 Pizza: HIPSTER! ...Felt good to get that out.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221407 ignatz: @mission2mars I was often double spaced while writing papers..

221470 Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221319 glenalec: VV bet / 4 yards

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts



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Score:
628
 
 SpaceCow: I'd say take the apple, it's much harder to play but that much more rewarding once it's mastered.
 Grandmas Ghost: Twenty minutes later: #133065
 Grandmas Ghost: Twenty minutes later: #133065
 carpwoman: WTF. I fixed my comment and now it's showing up like three times.
 carpwoman:
 carpwoman:
 carpwoman: @ch = pineapple or knife?
 Micro Jackson: That's exactly what I was thinking
 ch: lo que es mas macho ... un platano o un acordeon
 a robot: I've seen Weird Al three times in concert, the third time he finally did this song and I was so happy, it's one of my favorites!
 Scoo: Squeeze box for scale
 thecraftywolf: nice name and post combo
 Peach: After hours of deep thought, normal Al was ready to choose. "The accordion! I'll take the accordion!" And that's when things got... weird.
 Bacon Train: this is a good one
Image 133063   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
205
 
 drilldo: all I can think of is Jack Nicholson's face from the shining
 Micro Jackson: Shart attack
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Whatever makes you happy, buddy.
 Borkf: S'butt myself
 Scoo: Slove Myself?
 WaffleIron: Shart Myself.
Image 133062   09-21-16   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
274
 
 AverageJoe: I'm sorry, but I'm already a Cthulhist...
 ModelTRex: I had JW's stop by this weekend. They were very nice. They asked me what brought be comfort. That was an odd question. I didn't have an answer.
 Micro Jackson: Stuff you, shark!
 SomeCanadian: Sad shark is bad shark.
 Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer
 PenguinBartender: I have a standing rule (not often exercised): I will always hear a shark out in what he has to say as long as he's smoking a cigar.
 Urn BooUrn: An inglorious end to that poor sandshark.
 Peach: Dammit Frank, you know what happens if you smoke here!
 MyPasswordAintPassword: This is what happens when you click unsubscribe
Image 133061   09-21-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
291
 
 SomeCanadian: Judge says I'm not allowed within 50 feet of any campfire.
 Warrax: @Borkf It's a solemn affair, there's no laughing, and I masturbate on it *privately,* not with an audience, like some sort of goddamned animal.
 Borkf: @Warrax Well how do *you* put out a campfire then?
 DrinkMixMan: It puts the cigarette out or else it gets the hose again
 Knice: @Warrax *slowly draws line through 'Warrax' on list; wipes tear*
 Warrax: @Knice Remind me never to go camping with you.
 Scoo: Same with racists and sexists
 hurr: appropriate....yeah....totally
 Knice: Laugh and masturbate?
 WaffleIron: No better way to meet some hunky firefighters!
Image 133060   09-21-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Image 133059 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rachel. Your image was bad, rachel.
Score:
725
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Dobly I think I still like the first two Serious Sam games (on PC) the best
 ThatGuy: Based Ojiisan has had enough of your anime!
 antipatterns: Looks like Korean Neo-Noir Crime VS 90's PC Badass
 Micro Jackson: Son of Uncle Duke. Cousin Duke?
 Whatever: He's compensating for something
 Warrax: Great costume. Looks *exactly* like an old guy.
 Yam: Why so Serious, Ojii-sam?
 Dobly: Croteam has a very special place in my heart
 WTF: Damn, Duke Nukem is looking old!
 Peter Pantsless: Seriously rad
 WaffleIron: "This is the weirdest gun show I've ever been to sonny!"
Image 133058   09-21-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
497
 
 depression: I envy those who haven't seen Friends, like the living will envy the dead when the bomb falls.
 Thyming: "Their eating her! Then their going to eat me! Oh my Goooooooodddd!"
 Whatever: You have all those nuts running for office and not one of them is palatable?
 Warrax: Don't worry, squirrel. By the time you make purple, nothing around here will surprise you anymore.
 cenecia: Your nuts are showing.
 Idontknowszz: Oh no she didn't
 Meow: thats the squirrel that saw me naked
 SpaceCow: Some took the news of the Planters truck crash a little better than others.
 Peter Pantsless: *Brrrrrp*
Image 133057   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
430
 
 Micro Jackson: Where's my seeing-eye human?
 Borkf: @Scoo You have a cool dog.
 a robot: "I'm sideways. Deal with it."
 AverageJoe: if you cover the left half, it loows like a white fox
 SpaceCow: In the future, dogs will stick to walls.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo it's offering a new perspective on your pupper.
 Scoo: This is my pupper, sideways for some strange reason only my phone knows.
 PenguinBartender: *tips head*
Image 133056   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
111
 
 werterland: Whoops, sorry, forgot my blinker!
 Scoo: Them Duke Boys are at it again!
 Derp Herpigan: Anyone else reminded of the days of childhood and leapfrog?
 PenguinBartender: Damn you aerodynamic cars!!!
 WaffleIron: There is a piece missing from this puzzle
Image 133055   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
441
 
 Grandmas Ghost: Username/upload c-c-combo!
 hearsegirl: Sky-Pitting
 sumodrsn: ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF!!!
 ShoKusogi: He's looking for hot shingles wanting to get nailed
 SpaceCow: "I have now peed on the house and it is mine."
 Borkf: The borkf we deserve...
 obsidianlance: His specialty is roofing.
 SunWukong: Only respects one man.
 Whatever: I can see Snoopy's house from here!
 Warrax: "I peed up here. Is my house now."
 WaffleIron: The day before Simborkf was born Mufasa was doing rehearsals.
 Scoo: Get off the dang roof!
 Amy Housewine: Borkfyard wrestling.
 Bert Bertbert: ...Nuthin dog, what's up with you?
Image 133054   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
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