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238413  fanny: there's a lot going on here

238381  glenalec: Pet rock grew hair and ears!

238383  glenalec: All users of Debian (and derivatives) have an apt.

238383  glenalec: @Christina - I have a low-DPI monitor, so can sometimes make them out.

238395  glenalec: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(

238399  Shay: Lady Godiva's favorite books.

238390  Shay: @Warrax DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?! (fixed)

238391  Shay: The Sega Saturn goes in the middle.

238399  glenalec: Plants have needs too.

238412  glenalec: @Robespierre - peanut allergy.

238395  Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.

238402  VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.

238253  isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!

238398  Shay: This Land of the Lost remake sequel sucks.

238403  VoR: Borg queen.

238400  Shay: Pwaise the Lord and pass the ammuni-shun.

238408  funny in the wall: such plentiful organs

238408  VoR: That stuff is wrong! Get out of you!

238409  Shay: Not only that, but he ate all the toilet paper!!!!

238410  VoR: May the force be in you

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10. mexican

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238352 Whatever: Dinosaur for scale, and indicator of how tech savvy the locals are

238363 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238181 tib gubb: tug boat!

238194 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful

238373 Micro Jackson: Time to get out the big bats!

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

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totaljihad uploaded 238248 (941 points)
KickassHellyeah uploaded 238199 (931 points)
Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (921 points)
mission2mars uploaded 238025 (902 points)
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 5. Gomi Day: 3501 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3152 points
 7. logono: 2174 points
 8. Horp Lello: 2090 points
 9. Yurishiro: 2065 points
10. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
11. square44: 1906 points
12. Taters: 1903 points
13. deadwombat: 1783 points
14. elronhubard: 1703 points
15. Mr. Shine: 1691 points
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 SpaceCow: I'd say take the apple, it's much harder to play but that much more rewarding once it's mastered.
 Grandmas Ghost: Twenty minutes later: #133065
 Grandmas Ghost: Twenty minutes later: #133065
 carpwoman: WTF. I fixed my comment and now it's showing up like three times.
 carpwoman: @ch = pineapple or knife?
 Micro Jackson: That's exactly what I was thinking
 ch: lo que es mas macho ... un platano o un acordeon
 a robot: I've seen Weird Al three times in concert, the third time he finally did this song and I was so happy, it's one of my favorites!
 Scoo: Squeeze box for scale
 thecraftywolf: nice name and post combo
 Peach: After hours of deep thought, normal Al was ready to choose. "The accordion! I'll take the accordion!" And that's when things got... weird.
 Bacon Train: this is a good one
Image 133063   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Science
 drilldo: all I can think of is Jack Nicholson's face from the shining
 Micro Jackson: Shart attack
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Whatever makes you happy, buddy.
 Borkf: S'butt myself
 Scoo: Slove Myself?
 WaffleIron: Shart Myself.
Image 133062   09-21-16   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 AverageJoe: I'm sorry, but I'm already a Cthulhist...
 ModelTRex: I had JW's stop by this weekend. They were very nice. They asked me what brought be comfort. That was an odd question. I didn't have an answer.
 Micro Jackson: Stuff you, shark!
 SomeCanadian: Sad shark is bad shark.
 Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer
 PenguinBartender: I have a standing rule (not often exercised): I will always hear a shark out in what he has to say as long as he's smoking a cigar.
 Urn BooUrn: An inglorious end to that poor sandshark.
 Peach: Dammit Frank, you know what happens if you smoke here!
 MyPasswordAintPassword: This is what happens when you click unsubscribe
Image 133061   09-21-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 SomeCanadian: Judge says I'm not allowed within 50 feet of any campfire.
 Warrax: @Borkf It's a solemn affair, there's no laughing, and I masturbate on it *privately,* not with an audience, like some sort of goddamned animal.
 Borkf: @Warrax Well how do *you* put out a campfire then?
 DrinkMixMan: It puts the cigarette out or else it gets the hose again
 Knice: @Warrax *slowly draws line through 'Warrax' on list; wipes tear*
 Warrax: @Knice Remind me never to go camping with you.
 Scoo: Same with racists and sexists
 hurr: appropriate....yeah....totally
 Knice: Laugh and masturbate?
 WaffleIron: No better way to meet some hunky firefighters!
Image 133060   09-21-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Image 133059 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rachel. You have brought shame on us, rachel.
 Peter Pantsless: @Dobly I think I still like the first two Serious Sam games (on PC) the best
 ThatGuy: Based Ojiisan has had enough of your anime!
 antipatterns: Looks like Korean Neo-Noir Crime VS 90's PC Badass
 Micro Jackson: Son of Uncle Duke. Cousin Duke?
 Whatever: He's compensating for something
 Warrax: Great costume. Looks *exactly* like an old guy.
 Yam: Why so Serious, Ojii-sam?
 Dobly: Croteam has a very special place in my heart
 WTF: Damn, Duke Nukem is looking old!
 Peter Pantsless: Seriously rad
 WaffleIron: "This is the weirdest gun show I've ever been to sonny!"
Image 133058   09-21-16   Uploaded by    eider
 depression: I envy those who haven't seen Friends, like the living will envy the dead when the bomb falls.
 Thyming: "Their eating her! Then their going to eat me! Oh my Goooooooodddd!"
 Whatever: You have all those nuts running for office and not one of them is palatable?
 Warrax: Don't worry, squirrel. By the time you make purple, nothing around here will surprise you anymore.
 cenecia: Your nuts are showing.
 Idontknowszz: Oh no she didn't
 Meow: thats the squirrel that saw me naked
 SpaceCow: Some took the news of the Planters truck crash a little better than others.
 Peter Pantsless: *Brrrrrp*
Image 133057   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Yam
 Micro Jackson: Where's my seeing-eye human?
 Borkf: @Scoo You have a cool dog.
 a robot: "I'm sideways. Deal with it."
 AverageJoe: if you cover the left half, it loows like a white fox
 SpaceCow: In the future, dogs will stick to walls.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo it's offering a new perspective on your pupper.
 Scoo: This is my pupper, sideways for some strange reason only my phone knows.
 PenguinBartender: *tips head*
Image 133056   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 werterland: Whoops, sorry, forgot my blinker!
 Scoo: Them Duke Boys are at it again!
 Derp Herpigan: Anyone else reminded of the days of childhood and leapfrog?
 PenguinBartender: Damn you aerodynamic cars!!!
 WaffleIron: There is a piece missing from this puzzle
Image 133055   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
 Grandmas Ghost: Username/upload c-c-combo!
 hearsegirl: Sky-Pitting
 sumodrsn: ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF!!!
 ShoKusogi: He's looking for hot shingles wanting to get nailed
 SpaceCow: "I have now peed on the house and it is mine."
 Borkf: The borkf we deserve...
 obsidianlance: His specialty is roofing.
 SunWukong: Only respects one man.
 Whatever: I can see Snoopy's house from here!
 Warrax: "I peed up here. Is my house now."
 WaffleIron: The day before Simborkf was born Mufasa was doing rehearsals.
 Scoo: Get off the dang roof!
 Amy Housewine: Borkfyard wrestling.
 Bert Bertbert: ...Nuthin dog, what's up with you?
Image 133054   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
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