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268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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 ch: i named my bar after that character in that show do you remember because: classy
 dad: @duckfarts: I'll just go get some testostrone shots and then you can help me with that :-P
 duckfarts: @LaeMi clearly you should be here in 15 minutes for a dick liquing
 a robot: The dick liquor bottle
 Double-Munched Tacotito: (we still do that right? I've been away for a few months)
 Starry Lemon: vv in 15 minutes if you want an ass kicking.
 Nope: Hey, meet me at your mom!
Image 132966   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
300
 
 SpaceCow: "No, no. I don't have any money for pizza. Guess we'll just have some more infinity fish and bread."
 Whatever: Leave it to Judas to ruin the picture
 DrinkMixMan: "Hey, you're blocking the TV!" "Sorry! Let me just slide past here..."
 lecj07: @duckfarts The two on the right agree.
 Drump Porbs: @LaeMi XXX = Roman numerals for 30, the number of silver pieces Judas received for betraying Jesus.
 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi it doesn't look like it weighs 71 lbs., tho.
 duckfarts: @lecj07 c'mon! share the wealth, bro!
 Vanna: Silly me, it's a bag of d...
 lecj07: "Sack of porn? What sack of porn? I don't know what you're talking about man!"
 Prombom: Is that a bag of rum her is carrying (it was pirate day recently, so maybe)
 Extreme Locorito: Now do the Escalator!
 scribbs: Watch! Watch! Now it looks like I'm going down stairs!
Image 132965   09-20-16   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
277
 
 SpaceCow: Bring back gingham!
 petepuma: This has me *puts on sunglasses* in stitches
 Science: It's the fabric of our lives.
 Warrax: @Annoying Vegan Somebody wrote that over and over again on 6 sheets of notebook paper and stuffed it in to my locker back in highschool.
 Annoying Vegan : Hail Satin!
 Janston: I'm more worried about the Muesli invasion. In my mouth.
 runny999: Keep them filthy foriners out: they contaminate the in-breeding pool.
 scribbs: Seeing as the first treaty the US ever entered into was with Muslims, you gotta give them credit for really knowing how to play the long game on this invasion thing. "America will be Muslim by 2660 A.D. At the earliest!"
 Teechur: The whole world has gone to sheet.
 kinggheedra: Best guess for this image: Android application package
 Booty Kicker: This is one of those mixed-fibre things, isn't it.
 topcity: It's only a canvas sky, hanging over a muslin tree, but it wouldn't be make believe if you weren't a dumbass right-wing extremist...
 sparename: "Protect the fabric of our society"
Image 132964   09-20-16   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
299
 
 petepuma: The little known Wendys in Hogsmeade
 hex0: Everyone knows it's Wendy's!
 whiplash: "We can't open, the door's locked and I can't get behind the counter!"
 annterland: That door is for employees only.
 Wolfechu: When one door closes, just walk around the side of it.
 DrinkMixMan: @jochenau We need to secure that border!
 suckit: @scribbs It was removed as part of the effort to stop the muslin invasion.
 scribbs: Somebody forgot to put up a velvet rope between the counter & the wall.
 Teechur: The Doctor fixed the T.A.R.D.I.S.'s Chameleon circuit!
 amyandy: psst kid....wanna keep your milk cold?
 Chile Quornwrap: Took me a second...
 sparename: World's thinnest elevator
Image 132963   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
539
 
 SpaceCow: Raven was determined to follow her owner to work a the Oscar Meyer plant.
 werterland: I do not care for the way that bag is looking at me.
 Skaalar: Duffle-Kitty found your dildo.
Image 132962   09-20-16   Uploaded by    zika lika
Score:
244
 
 Pingu IRL: PSL4LIFE
 duckfarts: uuuuuuuuggggggGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 scribbs: "Try more vocal fry. $1,000 please."
 mackdaddy: I can only odd
 WTF: @Warrax I paid $6000 for the 'literally' program.
 Warrax: I paid her $4000 for a week of consulting, and in the end, all she could tell me is that I actually can't even.
Image 132961   09-20-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
251
 
 Air Biscuit: It is brown...
 Air Biscuit: It is brown...
 Kevin II: Twist Ending: It's on a FedEx trailer
 DarkTeddy: Seems legit
Image 132960   09-20-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
773
 
 Lumb Blombus: @WTF dying
 Joseph: This is not my problem. [walks away]
 KEKOEKEOEK: @fanny Get ahold of yourself! The surgeon general's already warned that Smashmouth can cause babies to grow up to be Guy Fieri!
 fanny: @Ulillillia it's official. I am humming it to baby fanny as I'm rocking her to sleep. I can't stop myself. @athiest has proven there is no god.
 Ulillillia: @fanny The years start coming and they don't stop coming
 fanny: holy shit I haven't thought of All Star in ages... and now it'll be stuck in my head for ages.
 Wooden Spoon: Tank! by The Seatbelts.
 Wolfy21: @scribbs @Ulillillia :'(
 duckfarts: welp, looks like it's an anime cover of all-star
 Sadbot: Pull it and hope for the One Punch Man intro
 Greek Fire: All-star is better than anime songs.
 uncannie: YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
 guest: remember the magic you felt the first few times you heard all star? it was a different time. i still like the song at a rate of maybe once per year though
 WTF: Thank God those on the tracks won't have to endure either selection.
 Niels Bohr: The jokes on you lever puller. I'll be singing Guns and Roses' Night train at the top of my lungs.
 scribbs: @jochenau All-Star it is!
 Ulillillia: @jochenau SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE
 randomhobo: Hey now, you're a porn-star. Get your pants off, go!
 MamboNumber6: Fellow aggronauts, let it be known that if I'm the one on the railroad tracks, I hope you'll pick the anime song.
Image 132959   09-20-16   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
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 tib gubb: or you could just get a shitty job like the working class... i'm sure you'll survive.
 WTF: @jochenau OK, reasonable loans yet unreasonable salary. Seriously though congrats on the new job!
 TheTakeDown: @WTF What if it's 60K in loans and under 25K at the new job? 9/10?
 ModelTRex: I'm technically a millennial. Ugh.
 Sadbot: Once I wasn't able to be hired on at a department in a university because of a freeze, but I knew from people that worked there that the head of the dept. took Vicodin naps at her desk and admitted to losing time on her commute. To hell with baby boomers.
 Sadbot: "Millenials are lazy and entitled!" says the baby boomer who answers two emails and then posts Minion memes on facebook all day
 ruiner: Seriously though, buggy whip making is an incredibly rare skill these days, so they didn't have a lot of candidates
 Bacon Train: Damn Millenials, I just walked into the buggy whip factory and told 'em I was the man for the job and they hired me right there on the spot!
 WTF: @jochenau - 8 out 10. To get the remaining two points you need to have at least 150K in college loans and be making less than 40K at your new job.
 sunset blues: Let's see...I have a master's degree in a humanities field and I'm starting my first job next month at the age of 30. How many millennial points do I get?
 Nope: *laughs... then weeps*
 WTF: Millennials, just get a good paying job like we did right out of High School! - Sincerely, Baby Boomers
Image 132958   09-20-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
233
 
 Futurepants: @scribbs, I got a letter saying I might be owed money but I knew they tried to screw me so I didn;t actually pay them to begin with. First and only bank I ever used.
 scribbs: I've probably received at least five checks from a bank because it lost a class-action suit in Florida (IIRC), even though I closed my account years before.
 Nope: @Rorel Yeah credit unions usually do this. Join a credit union, seriously.
 Rorel: Probably a community bank. I have an account with one, and they're super friendly, take out overdraft fees if they failed to tell me about it, and never charge ridiculous fees for anything. More people should start visiting their local banks than dealing with the big ones.
 KnifeySpooney: And how do I go there?
 JollyWell: What paralled luniverse does this bank exist in?
 XLY: I read your post "Why You Can't Be Racist Or Sexist On Aggro-Gator (And Why That's Not Negotiable)."
Image 132957   09-20-16   Uploaded by    waterudoin
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