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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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Score:
299
 
 petepuma: The little known Wendys in Hogsmeade
 hex0: Everyone knows it's Wendy's!
 whiplash: "We can't open, the door's locked and I can't get behind the counter!"
 annterland: That door is for employees only.
 Wolfechu: When one door closes, just walk around the side of it.
 DrinkMixMan: @jochenau We need to secure that border!
 suckit: @scribbs It was removed as part of the effort to stop the muslin invasion.
 scribbs: Somebody forgot to put up a velvet rope between the counter & the wall.
 Teechur: The Doctor fixed the T.A.R.D.I.S.'s Chameleon circuit!
 amyandy: psst kid....wanna keep your milk cold?
 Scoo: Took me a second...
 sparename: World's thinnest elevator
Image 132963   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
539
 
 SpaceCow: Raven was determined to follow her owner to work a the Oscar Meyer plant.
 werterland: I do not care for the way that bag is looking at me.
 Skaalar: Duffle-Kitty found your dildo.
Image 132962   09-20-16   Uploaded by    zika lika
Score:
244
 
 Scoo: PSL4LIFE
 duckfarts: uuuuuuuuggggggGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 scribbs: "Try more vocal fry. $1,000 please."
 mackdaddy: I can only odd
 WTF: @Warrax I paid $6000 for the 'literally' program.
 Warrax: I paid her $4000 for a week of consulting, and in the end, all she could tell me is that I actually can't even.
Image 132961   09-20-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
251
 
 Air Biscuit: It is brown...
 Air Biscuit: It is brown...
 Scoo: Twist Ending: It's on a FedEx trailer
 DarkTeddy: Seems legit
Image 132960   09-20-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
773
 
 Lumb Blombus: @WTF dying
 Joseph: This is not my problem. [walks away]
 KEKOEKEOEK: @fanny Get ahold of yourself! The surgeon general's already warned that Smashmouth can cause babies to grow up to be Guy Fieri!
 fanny: @Ulillillia it's official. I am humming it to baby fanny as I'm rocking her to sleep. I can't stop myself. @athiest has proven there is no god.
 Ulillillia: @fanny The years start coming and they don't stop coming
 fanny: holy shit I haven't thought of All Star in ages... and now it'll be stuck in my head for ages.
 Wooden Spoon: Tank! by The Seatbelts.
 Wolfy21: @scribbs @Ulillillia :'(
 duckfarts: welp, looks like it's an anime cover of all-star
 Sadbot: Pull it and hope for the One Punch Man intro
 Greek Fire: All-star is better than anime songs.
 Scoo: YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
 guest: remember the magic you felt the first few times you heard all star? it was a different time. i still like the song at a rate of maybe once per year though
 WTF: Thank God those on the tracks won't have to endure either selection.
 Niels Bohr: The jokes on you lever puller. I'll be singing Guns and Roses' Night train at the top of my lungs.
 scribbs: @jochenau All-Star it is!
 Ulillillia: @jochenau SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE
 randomhobo: Hey now, you're a porn-star. Get your pants off, go!
 MamboNumber6: Fellow aggronauts, let it be known that if I'm the one on the railroad tracks, I hope you'll pick the anime song.
Image 132959   09-20-16   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
968
 
 tib gubb: or you could just get a shitty job like the working class... i'm sure you'll survive.
 WTF: @jochenau OK, reasonable loans yet unreasonable salary. Seriously though congrats on the new job!
 TheTakeDown: @WTF What if it's 60K in loans and under 25K at the new job? 9/10?
 ModelTRex: I'm technically a millennial. Ugh.
 Sadbot: Once I wasn't able to be hired on at a department in a university because of a freeze, but I knew from people that worked there that the head of the dept. took Vicodin naps at her desk and admitted to losing time on her commute. To hell with baby boomers.
 Sadbot: "Millenials are lazy and entitled!" says the baby boomer who answers two emails and then posts Minion memes on facebook all day
 Scoo: Seriously though, buggy whip making is an incredibly rare skill these days, so they didn't have a lot of candidates
 Scoo: Damn Millenials, I just walked into the buggy whip factory and told 'em I was the man for the job and they hired me right there on the spot!
 WTF: @jochenau - 8 out 10. To get the remaining two points you need to have at least 150K in college loans and be making less than 40K at your new job.
 sunset blues: Let's see...I have a master's degree in a humanities field and I'm starting my first job next month at the age of 30. How many millennial points do I get?
 Nope: *laughs... then weeps*
 WTF: Millennials, just get a good paying job like we did right out of High School! - Sincerely, Baby Boomers
Image 132958   09-20-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
233
 
 Futurepants: @scribbs, I got a letter saying I might be owed money but I knew they tried to screw me so I didn;t actually pay them to begin with. First and only bank I ever used.
 scribbs: I've probably received at least five checks from a bank because it lost a class-action suit in Florida (IIRC), even though I closed my account years before.
 Nope: @Rorel Yeah credit unions usually do this. Join a credit union, seriously.
 Rorel: Probably a community bank. I have an account with one, and they're super friendly, take out overdraft fees if they failed to tell me about it, and never charge ridiculous fees for anything. More people should start visiting their local banks than dealing with the big ones.
 KnifeySpooney: And how do I go there?
 JollyWell: What paralled luniverse does this bank exist in?
 XLY: I read your post "Why You Can't Be Racist Or Sexist On Aggro-Gator (And Why That's Not Negotiable)."
Image 132957   09-20-16   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
515
 
 Whatever: Obviously a pure bread dog
 Annoying Vegan : MOAR CORG!!
 tib gubb: dog disguised as bread
 Sandor: Inbred dog
 midnightmosesuk: And he become known as "Doggy Breadmask" not the hero they needed but the one they deserved.
 Wet farts: Swag
 XLY: whiteborkf
 sparename: " # Johnny wants to fly away and puppy-love my baby (he's a bird dog) # "
Image 132956   09-20-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
622
 
 Sauce Packets: Those paisleys look like bacteria.
 Jayfu: I'm blue dabodeda
 Wolfechu: Paisley staphlococcus
 ch: ... and i want to continue the motif where there is urine
 Headoftheclass: The last time I peed on something that pretty, I had to pay her $50 first.
 WotGives: On second thought, i can hold it a little longer
 scribbs: Print those in yellow and it'll be an '80s Power Pissior.
 WaffleIron: drip drip drop little april showers.
 XLY: How do you like that art major!? U got paid to get your work pissed onnnnn
 Warrax: I thought my penis was difficult to manage before, now it thinks it's an emperor or something.
 sparename: HUUUGE Bacteria. Kill it*, kill it with bleach (* them)
 Teechur: There's a whole lotta pissley in that bathroom.
Image 132955   09-20-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
672
 
 nathan: This is a crime!
 petepuma: So I pick this up, and the two halves of hamburger fall out of the bun along with whatever toppings are on top. Now I have a swollen garden hose-shaped bun for a hot dog and crap all over my lap. The future is terrible.
 Mr. Shine: @Peach THIS is Australian
 whiplash: This seems unnatural. The hot dog should perhaps be stuffed with hamburger. Wait, that's called a sausage.
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit its good to keep a diverse meat portfolio.
 Air Biscuit: Gonna try making this when i get home, wxcept maybe with a spicy sausage of some sort.
 ch: the hot dogaburger failed to sell one unit and everyone associated with the project was eaten by the owner of a local subaru dealership
 duckfarts: finally, a hot dog that's a sandwich
 duckfarts: Transformers: Hot-Dogs in Disguise
 ShoKusogi: *Heavy breathing intensifies*
 tib gubb: FINALLY
 scribbs: @Peach Americans stopped grasping irony some time ago. Just assume all our food is sincere.
 smusher: hamburdoggers! +1 would try
 lebron: @Peach I'm trying to think of a time it was ironic and drawing a blank.
 midnightmosesuk: The world can be a wonderful place. Hooray for science and baking!
 The Bees: burg-dog?
 shark: He's a burger-dog.
 Warrax: I... I would try this. I would.
 a sedated moose: @Peach yes.
 Peach: American food terrifies me because I can never tell if it's being ironic or not.
Image 132954   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
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