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272475  Air Biscuit: Soupr salad.

272455  kshoxx: Party Rock is in the house tonight, every body just have a good time.

272406  Korrok: Convenient....

272470  dangerkeith3000: Mini-Gi

272471  dangerkeith3000: One electronic scooters into Mordor.

272484  deathawaits: Hi. Welcome to iPark. Choose your language

272474  dangerkeith3000: Whassup

272475  dangerkeith3000: Beer is liquid bread.

272448  White Rice: @Teechur @Knice where do you think Garfield got the bio-mass to grow those extra appendages?

272463  hajjpodge: @Teechur It won't before too long.

272463  White Rice: @Teechur the family log?

272466  Not A Bot: JJ's- America's favorite weed delivery service.

272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

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272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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Score:
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 Futurepants: @scribbs, I got a letter saying I might be owed money but I knew they tried to screw me so I didn;t actually pay them to begin with. First and only bank I ever used.
 scribbs: I've probably received at least five checks from a bank because it lost a class-action suit in Florida (IIRC), even though I closed my account years before.
 Nope: @Rorel Yeah credit unions usually do this. Join a credit union, seriously.
 Rorel: Probably a community bank. I have an account with one, and they're super friendly, take out overdraft fees if they failed to tell me about it, and never charge ridiculous fees for anything. More people should start visiting their local banks than dealing with the big ones.
 KnifeySpooney: And how do I go there?
 JollyWell: What paralled luniverse does this bank exist in?
 XLY: I read your post "Why You Can't Be Racist Or Sexist On Aggro-Gator (And Why That's Not Negotiable)."
Image 132957   09-20-16   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
515
 
 Whatever: Obviously a pure bread dog
 Annoying Vegan : MOAR CORG!!
 tib gubb: dog disguised as bread
 Sandor: Inbred dog
 midnightmosesuk: And he become known as "Doggy Breadmask" not the hero they needed but the one they deserved.
 Wet farts: Swag
 XLY: whiteborkf
 sparename: " # Johnny wants to fly away and puppy-love my baby (he's a bird dog) # "
Image 132956   09-20-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
622
 
 Sauce Packets: Those paisleys look like bacteria.
 Jayfu: I'm blue dabodeda
 Wolfechu: Paisley staphlococcus
 ch: ... and i want to continue the motif where there is urine
 Headoftheclass: The last time I peed on something that pretty, I had to pay her $50 first.
 WotGives: On second thought, i can hold it a little longer
 scribbs: Print those in yellow and it'll be an '80s Power Pissior.
 WaffleIron: drip drip drop little april showers.
 XLY: How do you like that art major!? U got paid to get your work pissed onnnnn
 Warrax: I thought my penis was difficult to manage before, now it thinks it's an emperor or something.
 sparename: HUUUGE Bacteria. Kill it*, kill it with bleach (* them)
 Teechur: There's a whole lotta pissley in that bathroom.
Image 132955   09-20-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
672
 
 nathan: This is a crime!
 petepuma: So I pick this up, and the two halves of hamburger fall out of the bun along with whatever toppings are on top. Now I have a swollen garden hose-shaped bun for a hot dog and crap all over my lap. The future is terrible.
 Mr. Shine: @Peach THIS is Australian
 whiplash: This seems unnatural. The hot dog should perhaps be stuffed with hamburger. Wait, that's called a sausage.
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit its good to keep a diverse meat portfolio.
 Air Biscuit: Gonna try making this when i get home, wxcept maybe with a spicy sausage of some sort.
 ch: the hot dogaburger failed to sell one unit and everyone associated with the project was eaten by the owner of a local subaru dealership
 duckfarts: finally, a hot dog that's a sandwich
 duckfarts: Transformers: Hot-Dogs in Disguise
 ShoKusogi: *Heavy breathing intensifies*
 tib gubb: FINALLY
 scribbs: @Peach Americans stopped grasping irony some time ago. Just assume all our food is sincere.
 smusher: hamburdoggers! +1 would try
 lebron: @Peach I'm trying to think of a time it was ironic and drawing a blank.
 midnightmosesuk: The world can be a wonderful place. Hooray for science and baking!
 The Bees: burg-dog?
 shark: He's a burger-dog.
 Warrax: I... I would try this. I would.
 a sedated moose: @Peach yes.
 Peach: American food terrifies me because I can never tell if it's being ironic or not.
Image 132954   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
548
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: I live very close to Wankers Corner
 hex0: *semi-offensive joke about the one in Florida*
 Jeannie C: @a sedated moose At least Intercourse PA and Humptulips WA are both real.
 Wolfechu: Not sure why they picked Cooter in Missouri when there's Knob Lick, MO
 Urn BooUrn: Sugar Tit, SC is not a town but an unincorperated community. I feel robbed.
 ModelTRex: @Knice Grew up right near there. I'll swing by for the AG meetup.
 spydermon: Also, I just noticed for California it's "Rough and Ready," which also happens to be the hilarious name of a park near my house.
 Soviette: @WTF Stop it, you're killing me! Seattle!
 karpeles: I'm from Colorado and have never heard of "Lubers". We *do* have a town called Climax, though...
 grizzly: I giggle everytime i drive past woonsocket.
 scribbs: In Michigan exit 69 takes you to Big Beaver, and depending where you are coming from, you need to take highway 69 to get to Climax, which is also the most lewd-sounding town, not Dick. "Dick" is just infantile.
 Ulillillia: Honaunau-Napoopoo, what a wonderful phrase
 WaffleIron: "Brohard" should be in new jersey.
 WTF: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga...Seattle
 Janston: I've never heard of Bluit. We do have Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, the town that changed its name to match a TV show...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Dickshooter, Idaho. Best yet.
 midnightmosesuk: I live a little down the road from a place called Pratts Bottom.
 Knice: HEY-YO!! My main ice rink is in Short Pump!
 a sedated moose: Is this real? I want this to be real.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im goin on a muhfuckin road trip. Cant stop laughin i wanna go to uhhh nevermind.
Image 132953   09-20-16   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
302
 
 Austin: Don't cook, bacon naked!
 Mad Collager: I'm pretty sure a meat dress would look good on bacon. Just sayin'.
 Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.
 ping: Good advice.
 Wolfechu: What kind of clothes does bacon even wear?
 Kim: *don't fry anything shirtless
 DrinkMixMan: Well, I'm not eating it raw.
 Skaalar: Tried that when I was camping once. I still have the scars....
 tib gubb: Don't tell me what to... dammit.
 midnightmosesuk: I can do what I li...AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!!!
 Mad Collager: Fine! But what kind of outfit does bacon wear?
 Darkasnoon: So you're saying nudists have no reason not to be vegan
 Warrax: Don't tell me what to do.
Image 132952   09-20-16   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
685
 
 ChubbyBuddy: interesting theory
 Jotun: @Mad Collager
 whiplash: You also can't tie parcels up with string cheese. True story.
 Mad Collager: Well, you could settle for Twinings English tea.
 chunk norris: Fruity little elf.
Image 132951   09-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
548
 
 Teh Simpson: @ ShoKusogi @RiderFan: his parents sent him to Earth, which has to be some major galactic-scale child abuse!
 ShoKusogi: @RiderFan Maybe so, but they weren't his parents.
 RiderFan: But Superman was raised by a loving couple to be a good man.
Image 132950   09-20-16   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Image 132949 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Boo, greg.
Score:
337
 
 Skaalar: Wow, somebody dumped a metric butt load of handsome cream on that face...
 Relp: we want lana
Image 132948   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
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