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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

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 Sauce Packets: Those paisleys look like bacteria.
 Jayfu: I'm blue dabodeda
 Wolfechu: Paisley staphlococcus
 ch: ... and i want to continue the motif where there is urine
 Headoftheclass: The last time I peed on something that pretty, I had to pay her $50 first.
 WotGives: On second thought, i can hold it a little longer
 scribbs: Print those in yellow and it'll be an '80s Power Pissior.
 WaffleIron: drip drip drop little april showers.
 XLY: How do you like that art major!? U got paid to get your work pissed onnnnn
 Warrax: I thought my penis was difficult to manage before, now it thinks it's an emperor or something.
 sparename: HUUUGE Bacteria. Kill it*, kill it with bleach (* them)
 Teechur: There's a whole lotta pissley in that bathroom.
Image 132955   09-20-16   Uploaded by    skillet
 nathan: This is a crime!
 petepuma: So I pick this up, and the two halves of hamburger fall out of the bun along with whatever toppings are on top. Now I have a swollen garden hose-shaped bun for a hot dog and crap all over my lap. The future is terrible.
 Mr. Shine: @Peach THIS is Australian
 whiplash: This seems unnatural. The hot dog should perhaps be stuffed with hamburger. Wait, that's called a sausage.
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit its good to keep a diverse meat portfolio.
 Air Biscuit: Gonna try making this when i get home, wxcept maybe with a spicy sausage of some sort.
 ch: the hot dogaburger failed to sell one unit and everyone associated with the project was eaten by the owner of a local subaru dealership
 duckfarts: finally, a hot dog that's a sandwich
 duckfarts: Transformers: Hot-Dogs in Disguise
 ShoKusogi: *Heavy breathing intensifies*
 tib gubb: FINALLY
 scribbs: @Peach Americans stopped grasping irony some time ago. Just assume all our food is sincere.
 smusher: hamburdoggers! +1 would try
 lebron: @Peach I'm trying to think of a time it was ironic and drawing a blank.
 midnightmosesuk: The world can be a wonderful place. Hooray for science and baking!
 The Bees: burg-dog?
 shark: He's a burger-dog.
 Warrax: I... I would try this. I would.
 a sedated moose: @Peach yes.
 Peach: American food terrifies me because I can never tell if it's being ironic or not.
Image 132954   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: I live very close to Wankers Corner
 hex0: *semi-offensive joke about the one in Florida*
 Jeannie C: @a sedated moose At least Intercourse PA and Humptulips WA are both real.
 Wolfechu: Not sure why they picked Cooter in Missouri when there's Knob Lick, MO
 Urn BooUrn: Sugar Tit, SC is not a town but an unincorperated community. I feel robbed.
 ModelTRex: @Knice Grew up right near there. I'll swing by for the AG meetup.
 Scoo: Also, I just noticed for California it's "Rough and Ready," which also happens to be the hilarious name of a park near my house.
 Scoo: @WTF Stop it, you're killing me! Seattle!
 Scoo: I'm from Colorado and have never heard of "Lubers". We *do* have a town called Climax, though...
 grizzly: I giggle everytime i drive past woonsocket.
 scribbs: In Michigan exit 69 takes you to Big Beaver, and depending where you are coming from, you need to take highway 69 to get to Climax, which is also the most lewd-sounding town, not Dick. "Dick" is just infantile.
 Ulillillia: Honaunau-Napoopoo, what a wonderful phrase
 WaffleIron: "Brohard" should be in new jersey.
 WTF: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga...Seattle
 Janston: I've never heard of Bluit. We do have Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, the town that changed its name to match a TV show...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Dickshooter, Idaho. Best yet.
 midnightmosesuk: I live a little down the road from a place called Pratts Bottom.
 Knice: HEY-YO!! My main ice rink is in Short Pump!
 a sedated moose: Is this real? I want this to be real.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im goin on a muhfuckin road trip. Cant stop laughin i wanna go to uhhh nevermind.
Image 132953   09-20-16   Uploaded by    sporky
 Austin: Don't cook, bacon naked!
 Mad Collager: I'm pretty sure a meat dress would look good on bacon. Just sayin'.
 Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.
 ping: Good advice.
 Wolfechu: What kind of clothes does bacon even wear?
 Kim: *don't fry anything shirtless
 DrinkMixMan: Well, I'm not eating it raw.
 Skaalar: Tried that when I was camping once. I still have the scars....
 tib gubb: Don't tell me what to... dammit.
 midnightmosesuk: I can do what I li...AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!!!
 Mad Collager: Fine! But what kind of outfit does bacon wear?
 Darkasnoon: So you're saying nudists have no reason not to be vegan
 Warrax: Don't tell me what to do.
Image 132952   09-20-16   Uploaded by    greg
 ChubbyBuddy: interesting theory
 Jotun: @Mad Collager
 whiplash: You also can't tie parcels up with string cheese. True story.
 Mad Collager: Well, you could settle for Twinings English tea.
 chunk norris: Fruity little elf.
Image 132951   09-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Teh Simpson: @ ShoKusogi @RiderFan: his parents sent him to Earth, which has to be some major galactic-scale child abuse!
 ShoKusogi: @RiderFan Maybe so, but they weren't his parents.
 RiderFan: But Superman was raised by a loving couple to be a good man.
Image 132950   09-20-16   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Image 132949 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Boo, greg.
 Skaalar: Wow, somebody dumped a metric butt load of handsome cream on that face...
 antipatterns: we want lana
Image 132948   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 mike58: The precious...
 AverageJoe: My treasure
 Scoo: Damn, I wish I was that brave. I get terrible vertigo.
 Niels Bohr: Poor little fellow is just trying to get warm.
 bug: I love you, air conditioner.
 Knice: @Beef Supreme My first thought was maintenance. :-)
 fanny: you should have double checked to see what time her husband was coming home!
 Beef Supreme: Probably the only one at Dystopian Acre Apartments crazy enough to properly snake the a/c drain line.
 a robot: ENHANCE!
 Annoying Vegan : Zoom in and enhance.
 Peach: Never have I more strongly desired context.
Image 132947   09-20-16   Uploaded by    humanfog
 Mad Collager: He's probably using it to gauge proportion, the way we use our thumbs.
 crappypants: @Borkf: unless, as here, the individual is cross-eyed! :-)
 Borkf: @Ulillillia Their eyes are on the sides of their heads anyway as they aren't predators. Probably can't even see it.
 Darkasnoon: @Ulillillia well now I notice it, thanks
 Ulillillia: I wonder; wouldn't rhinos just mentally block it out the way we don't notice our nose all the time?
 Knice: Rad for innocent humor. :-)
Image 132946   09-20-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
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