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268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

268557  tib gubb: "I'm gonna skin you alive!"

268546  addend: Best homework assignment ever.

268549  addend: He never lets the leather lemon slip by.

268553  addend: See?! You were warned about socialism.

268556  addend: Upstairs Cat watches over you.

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies



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Score:
257
 
 msmstud: Caption improved it.
 Knice: #36995 does not need text.
 Scoo: He ded
 Warrax: Toottorial image.
 thecraftywolf: everything about this picture is amazing
 Ulillillia: Dance fuckers are the best fuckers
 fenrisw01f: The trombone, making small animals kill themselves for over 500 years
Image 131909   09-15-16   Uploaded by    midnightmosesuk
Score:
443
 
 Mr. Shine: CHAWMP
 Fullhouse: Cedar Waxwing. My favorite bird. They get drunk on berries and can't fly.
 ShoKusogi: A Jedi Padawan practicing the Force
 Wet farts: Pew pew
 FabricMan: Hadooooken!
Image 131908   09-15-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
194
 
 Beeble: Jordan later sued that kid and his family.
Image 131907   09-15-16   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
220
 
 a sedated moose: As a lifetime Floridian: rip in peace sweet prince.
 a robot: I'd rather not.
 dobbiesdoogs: "okay" -wall
 Ulillillia: @Nope same
 Nope: Touch, I remember touch Pictures came with touch A painter in my mind Tell me what you see A tourist in a dream A visitor it seems A half-forgotten song Where do I belong? Tell me what you see I need something more Kiss, suddenly alive Happiness arrive Hunger like a storm How do I begin? A room within a room A door behind a door Touch, where do you lead? I need something more Tell me what you see I need something more Home Hold on If love is the answer you're home [8x] Touch, sweet touch You've given me too much to feel Sweet touch You've almost convinced me I'm real I need something more I need something more
Image 131906   09-15-16   Uploaded by    rib
Score:
278
 
 Donut: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY WIFE, YOU BASTARDS? I'LL BURN YOUR DAMN STORE DOWN! Oh...wait...wait, you were joking. My bad.
 AverageJoe: but she said she wanted an air conditioner
Image 131905   09-15-16   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
365
 
 nerdhulk: "To whom it may concern, Gimp seems to be saving all JPEGs at 10% quality, does anyone know how I can fix that?"
 Korrok: Korrok welcomes comparisons to to that oversized Oompa-Loompa. I got him beat in almost every category; I'm bigger, smarter, richer, more self-absorbed, better at running a business, and have far better taste in steak, booze, and women. The only thing Trump has on yours truly is pigment, bigotry, and and bodily insecurity.
 ShoKusogi: Cthulhu doesn't practice politics...He'll just open the gate for the *real* horrors to consume everything. On second thought, that's whats politics is all about anyway.
 Ukulelemike: @jochenau if he just combed it back...
 Salvador Molly: Cthulhu just wishes he had hair that nice.
 Peter Pantsless: Still no @Korrok
Image 131904   09-15-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
260
 
 Donut: Woooooooooman...WOOOOOOOOOOOMAN!
 Dunky Luker: "So do you all have eyeball dicks, or like, what?"
 Skinr: nice Residents cover band
 Peter Pantsless: Illuminati debunked
Image 131903   09-15-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
128
 
 Headoftheclass: First World problems...
 a robot: Maybe try mentioning your allergy while you're ordering, to limit the number of times you might have to send food back. For fuck's sake.
 Penultimate Grunongo: @A duck My great aunt is allergic to alliums, so it's a real, if uncommon, thing. It doesn't trigger anaphylaxis, just saying cramps and blood shits. Anyway, I'll be your winter for this evening, so let me know if you need anything.
 MikeWhiskey: If they screw it up, you just stare them down as you take a bite, your gaze unwavering as anaphylaxis sets in. Maintain eye contact as you draw your now-$600 epi-pen and spear yourself in the thigh.
 A duck: Is he actually allergic? Or is he just a big crybaby?
 WaffleIron: This is the worst dating profile I've read yet.
Image 131902   09-15-16   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
344
 
 AverageJoe: that's dangerous, he could stab himself
 hearsegirl: Doggo has a heart on.
 fink: Okay I guess *some* jowly dogs can be allowed to exist.
 A duck: The Rancor from Star Wars is trying to improve its image...
 KL1NGON: She was stunning in the 80's, what she looks like today is amazing!
Image 131901   09-15-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
225
 
 Skinr: What kind of magic spell to use
 tiffany: but I still woul d.
 Rorel: Manhunt wasn't really that bad of a game. I think it was just the premise that people hated.
Image 131900   09-15-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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