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238358  Dr Awkward: The ladyboy backs his car into her garage.

238359  Dr Awkward: ".. only a dude would be enough of an asshole to think that backing into a garage is a good idea."

238361  Yurishiro: This is my rassinfrackin' land, and I don't care what no man from no Tennessee Valley Authority says, consarnit!

238358  Not A Bot: rose erough

238355  when so: Do a 180!

238359  Yurishiro: Not funny + text wall is bad in my book.

238346  Yurishiro: Y Y

238349  Yurishiro: Abrams

238350  Yurishiro: Majestic af

238352  Yurishiro: My good sir, if that was true I think I would have noticed.

238358  Yurishiro: Hair styles from the future year 2028?

238345  petepuma: why isn't he looking at the screen? does he not know how to type?

238351  petepuma: this is why you rename them after you adopt them

238354  petepuma: if they're not fresh i don't want them

238355  petepuma: I remember the ol' face kicker

238356  petepuma: how long do you need me to hold this up?

238352  Prostata: Dinosaurs? In uranus? (It's more likely than you think!)

238352  sparename: Party Cornhole

238353  sparename: When your machine suddenly turns off - your motherboard has overheated 'cos the vent-holes are full of dog hair.. Tho I was surprised that my Daughter's Chromebook doesn't have any holes.. my old laptop warms the room

238310  Yurishiro: @grizzly It's hard to consider that bald dude "lady friend"

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238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238084 Hokie333: @Hokie333 edit: 421 bottles / 444.6 lbs. The rows look more like 10-9-10-9 instead of all 10s as I originally thought. Still a lot of mass to cool.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238181 tib gubb: tug boat!

238211 ping: @mexican Credit where credit is due. Camouflage pattern here:

238194 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238173 Whatever: You may have won this time Picard, but Im going off to the big time playing Discord on My Little Pony while youre stuck in a wheelchair playing Professor X.

238191 tib gubb: fecal transplants are a legit thing. kind of like an infusion of immune system. the theoretical effects are actually pretty profound.

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 sumodrsn: Note: Do not hand these out on school property.
 XLY: ewwwww
 deeeeeeeez: The crown confirms that this was certainly doled out by a guy wearing white sunglasses. And he wasted it on a girl with busted nails.
 Borkf: I assume this is something to do with The Chive, which is both a good and awful website simultaneously.
 petepuma: is this how you approach a woman wearing headphones?
 Micro Jackson: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
 Air Biscuit: @Knice something you do while keeping calm.
 Amy Housewine: If you chive, you can acquire a wive (singular);
 Sadbot: @Knice it's like being an Aggronaut with a popped collar
 WTF: @Knice - I thought it was a thing from the "Iron Chef".
 Knice: What is "chiving on?"
 Meow: One easy trick to make your next elevator ride as awkward as possible
Image 131637   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
 Cami: Pedo bear or not, that cat should stay away from my family.
 a robot: @kinggheedra I was just thinking that! Rilakkuma is NOT pedo-bear
 kinggheedra: This is rilakkuma. its very important to me that you all know that
 Horatio: About to go trollin for some kittens.
 SomeCanadian: @harpooneer Seems more like Pedobear killed it, but okay.
 hearsegirl: Pedo-Cat
 harpooneer: @SomeCanadian @a sedated moose Curiosity killed the cat, duh.
 a sedated moose: This gets the cat killed.
 SomeCanadian: This kills the cat.
Image 131636   09-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 crudites: Oh so this explosm thing is to blame?
 sparename: "My wife went out for milk last week and I haven't seen her since.."....... "Oh, that's awful, what're you doing about it?"...... "Well I'm using the powdered stuff for now..."
 Jayfu: I said lol motherfucker
Image 131635   09-14-16   Uploaded by    namaste
 Science: *BLOOP*
 WaffleIron: I must have missed this episode of M.A.S.H.
 frenchrevolution: "Humans, making us dogs be the ones to pick up the catch. Well why don't you go get it now? RUN HUMAN RUN!"
 PenguinBartender: "'Retrieve?' Oh, 'retrieve' the duck! Ha, ha, ha, I thought you said 'obliterate.' Where did I get that from?"
 midnightmosesuk: Hunter S. Thompson has been reincarnated.
 Micro Jackson: Borkf gun
 harpooneer: "Soldier, do you know who's in command here?"
 Starky15: The 1000 yard stare in black and white.
 mike58: I've seen some shit, man.
 Amy Housewine: Commandog.
Image 131634   09-14-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
 petepuma: this determines which kind of "chill" you get
 sparename: @Retromancer I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings... That must've appeared here somewhen
 Retromancer: I love when people blame things on "drunk *themselves*" so they don't have to take responsibility for their alcoholism.
 Scoo: Jokes on you, Netflix! I only watch you drunk!
Image 131633   09-14-16   Uploaded by    logan
 XLY: Good dog
 pastme: And people wonder why cats are responsible for so many dead birds each year.
 PrimeValkyrie: Spontaneous Limericks!
 hearsegirl: A wonderful bird is the Pelican. His beak can hold more than his belly can. His beak seems to say, Cat, come right this way. But Cat says Uh-uhh, No way in hell i can.
 harpooneer: Now *this* kills the cat.
 SomeCanadian: Pelicans are assholes.
 Amy Housewine: Pelican't.
 Knice: "HAWMP"
Image 131632   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 petepuma: he died mixing Miller Lite with pop rocks
 guest: looks like pete rose
 Meow: That poor kid! Miller Lite is terrible
 A duck: Hooray for going to elementary school in the 80s and early 90s.
 A duck: I'm kinda thinking I should've put "accidentally" in quotes because I vaguely remember him being "accidentally" shot more than once (he lived).
 A duck: The kid's brother wound up accidentally shooting him in the face, when they found their dad's gun and decided to play with it.
 A duck: When I was in elementary school, a kid turned in an assignment after Thanksgiving that smelled like smoke. When the teacher asked why, he said it was because on Thanksgiving his dad let he and his brother drink a beer and smoke cigarettes, to teach them how to be men. :(
 Scoo: @Supermansbrother Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mitchell!
 Supermansbrother: Mitchell, the Early Years.
Image 131631   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 SunWukong: @a sedated moose earth somewhere, probably. Sorry.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
 chhumphrey: And that driver just made a huge mess
 a sedated moose: What/where is this?
Image 131630   09-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 a robot: Why though.
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 VoR: Bald under hat though
 Firm Buttocks: what a stupid thing to do
 AverageJoe: yeah, pretty much...
 ignatz: 2nd ammendment?
Image 131629   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
 Firm Buttocks: @chhumphrey I mean even by silver age standards
 Wolfechu: This is why I can't entirely dislike the gritty direction Frank Miller took Bats in.
 Eleftheros: "...or are you just happy to see me?"
 chhumphrey: @Firm Buttocks That goes without saying for many old Batman comics
 harpooneer: @Firm Buttocks You astonish me.
 Firm Buttocks: I've read this story, the reason for the costume is so completely fucking retarded
 Sadbot: If only I could be so polychromatically incandescant...
 AverageJoe: fake or gay
 midnightmosesuk: He's bat-fabulous!
Image 131628   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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