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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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 sumodrsn: Note: Do not hand these out on school property.
 XLY: ewwwww
 deeeeeeeez: The crown confirms that this was certainly doled out by a guy wearing white sunglasses. And he wasted it on a girl with busted nails.
 Borkf: I assume this is something to do with The Chive, which is both a good and awful website simultaneously.
 petepuma: is this how you approach a woman wearing headphones?
 Micro Jackson: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
 Air Biscuit: @Knice something you do while keeping calm.
 Amy Housewine: If you chive, you can acquire a wive (singular);
 Sadbot: @Knice it's like being an Aggronaut with a popped collar
 WTF: @Knice - I thought it was a thing from the "Iron Chef".
 Knice: What is "chiving on?"
 Meow: One easy trick to make your next elevator ride as awkward as possible
Image 131637   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
372
 
 Cami: Pedo bear or not, that cat should stay away from my family.
 a robot: @kinggheedra I was just thinking that! Rilakkuma is NOT pedo-bear
 kinggheedra: This is rilakkuma. its very important to me that you all know that
 Horatio: About to go trollin for some kittens.
 SomeCanadian: @harpooneer Seems more like Pedobear killed it, but okay.
 hearsegirl: Pedo-Cat
 harpooneer: @SomeCanadian @a sedated moose Curiosity killed the cat, duh.
 a sedated moose: This gets the cat killed.
 SomeCanadian: This kills the cat.
Image 131636   09-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
13
 
 crudites: Oh so this explosm thing is to blame?
 sparename: "My wife went out for milk last week and I haven't seen her since.."....... "Oh, that's awful, what're you doing about it?"...... "Well I'm using the powdered stuff for now..."
 Jayfu: I said lol motherfucker
Image 131635   09-14-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
290
 
 Science: *BLOOP*
 WaffleIron: I must have missed this episode of M.A.S.H.
 frenchrevolution: "Humans, making us dogs be the ones to pick up the catch. Well why don't you go get it now? RUN HUMAN RUN!"
 PenguinBartender: "'Retrieve?' Oh, 'retrieve' the duck! Ha, ha, ha, I thought you said 'obliterate.' Where did I get that from?"
 midnightmosesuk: Hunter S. Thompson has been reincarnated.
 Micro Jackson: Borkf gun
 harpooneer: "Soldier, do you know who's in command here?"
 Starky15: The 1000 yard stare in black and white.
 mike58: I've seen some shit, man.
 Amy Housewine: Commandog.
Image 131634   09-14-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
400
 
 petepuma: this determines which kind of "chill" you get
 sparename: @Retromancer I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings... That must've appeared here somewhen
 Retromancer: I love when people blame things on "drunk *themselves*" so they don't have to take responsibility for their alcoholism.
 Rembo Prundus: Jokes on you, Netflix! I only watch you drunk!
Image 131633   09-14-16   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
498
 
 XLY: Good dog
 pastme: And people wonder why cats are responsible for so many dead birds each year.
 PrimeValkyrie: Spontaneous Limericks!
 hearsegirl: A wonderful bird is the Pelican. His beak can hold more than his belly can. His beak seems to say, Cat, come right this way. But Cat says Uh-uhh, No way in hell i can.
 harpooneer: Now *this* kills the cat.
 SomeCanadian: Pelicans are assholes.
 Amy Housewine: Pelican't.
 Knice: "HAWMP"
Image 131632   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
273
 
 petepuma: he died mixing Miller Lite with pop rocks
 guest: looks like pete rose
 Meow: That poor kid! Miller Lite is terrible
 A duck: Hooray for going to elementary school in the 80s and early 90s.
 A duck: I'm kinda thinking I should've put "accidentally" in quotes because I vaguely remember him being "accidentally" shot more than once (he lived).
 A duck: The kid's brother wound up accidentally shooting him in the face, when they found their dad's gun and decided to play with it.
 A duck: When I was in elementary school, a kid turned in an assignment after Thanksgiving that smelled like smoke. When the teacher asked why, he said it was because on Thanksgiving his dad let he and his brother drink a beer and smoke cigarettes, to teach them how to be men. :(
 ashton: @Supermansbrother Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mitchell!
 Supermansbrother: Mitchell, the Early Years.
Image 131631   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
453
 
 SunWukong: @a sedated moose earth somewhere, probably. Sorry.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
 chhumphrey: And that driver just made a huge mess
 a sedated moose: What/where is this?
Image 131630   09-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
385
 
 a robot: Why though.
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 VoR: Bald under hat though
 Firm Buttocks: what a stupid thing to do
 AverageJoe: yeah, pretty much...
 ptrain: 2nd ammendment?
Image 131629   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
497
 
 Firm Buttocks: @chhumphrey I mean even by silver age standards
 Wolfechu: This is why I can't entirely dislike the gritty direction Frank Miller took Bats in.
 Eleftheros: "...or are you just happy to see me?"
 chhumphrey: @Firm Buttocks That goes without saying for many old Batman comics
 harpooneer: @Firm Buttocks You astonish me.
 Firm Buttocks: I've read this story, the reason for the costume is so completely fucking retarded
 Sadbot: If only I could be so polychromatically incandescant...
 AverageJoe: fake or gay
 midnightmosesuk: He's bat-fabulous!
Image 131628   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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