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268544  Nope: *boom tsk boom tsk boom tsk Boom boom Tsk Boom Tsk*

268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268539  grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.

268534  WannaBee: She had man hands!

268514  Not A Bot: It's a dick trapped in a pipe, eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night.

268539  Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day

268539  Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people

268526  Gomi Day: i like your doggo, gaben.

268539  Mexico: I'm going to lose weight and keep it off

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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Score:
372
 
 Cami: Pedo bear or not, that cat should stay away from my family.
 a robot: @kinggheedra I was just thinking that! Rilakkuma is NOT pedo-bear
 kinggheedra: This is rilakkuma. its very important to me that you all know that
 Horatio: About to go trollin for some kittens.
 SomeCanadian: @harpooneer Seems more like Pedobear killed it, but okay.
 hearsegirl: Pedo-Cat
 harpooneer: @SomeCanadian @a sedated moose Curiosity killed the cat, duh.
 a sedated moose: This gets the cat killed.
 SomeCanadian: This kills the cat.
Image 131636   09-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
13
 
 crudites: Oh so this explosm thing is to blame?
 sparename: "My wife went out for milk last week and I haven't seen her since.."....... "Oh, that's awful, what're you doing about it?"...... "Well I'm using the powdered stuff for now..."
 Jayfu: I said lol motherfucker
Image 131635   09-14-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
290
 
 Science: *BLOOP*
 WaffleIron: I must have missed this episode of M.A.S.H.
 frenchrevolution: "Humans, making us dogs be the ones to pick up the catch. Well why don't you go get it now? RUN HUMAN RUN!"
 PenguinBartender: "'Retrieve?' Oh, 'retrieve' the duck! Ha, ha, ha, I thought you said 'obliterate.' Where did I get that from?"
 midnightmosesuk: Hunter S. Thompson has been reincarnated.
 Micro Jackson: Borkf gun
 harpooneer: "Soldier, do you know who's in command here?"
 Starky15: The 1000 yard stare in black and white.
 mike58: I've seen some shit, man.
 Amy Housewine: Commandog.
Image 131634   09-14-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
400
 
 petepuma: this determines which kind of "chill" you get
 sparename: @Retromancer I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings... That must've appeared here somewhen
 Retromancer: I love when people blame things on "drunk *themselves*" so they don't have to take responsibility for their alcoholism.
 Scoo: Jokes on you, Netflix! I only watch you drunk!
Image 131633   09-14-16   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
498
 
 XLY: Good dog
 pastme: And people wonder why cats are responsible for so many dead birds each year.
 PrimeValkyrie: Spontaneous Limericks!
 hearsegirl: A wonderful bird is the Pelican. His beak can hold more than his belly can. His beak seems to say, Cat, come right this way. But Cat says Uh-uhh, No way in hell i can.
 harpooneer: Now *this* kills the cat.
 SomeCanadian: Pelicans are assholes.
 Amy Housewine: Pelican't.
 Knice: "HAWMP"
Image 131632   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
273
 
 petepuma: he died mixing Miller Lite with pop rocks
 guest: looks like pete rose
 Meow: That poor kid! Miller Lite is terrible
 A duck: Hooray for going to elementary school in the 80s and early 90s.
 A duck: I'm kinda thinking I should've put "accidentally" in quotes because I vaguely remember him being "accidentally" shot more than once (he lived).
 A duck: The kid's brother wound up accidentally shooting him in the face, when they found their dad's gun and decided to play with it.
 A duck: When I was in elementary school, a kid turned in an assignment after Thanksgiving that smelled like smoke. When the teacher asked why, he said it was because on Thanksgiving his dad let he and his brother drink a beer and smoke cigarettes, to teach them how to be men. :(
 Scoo: @Supermansbrother Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mitchell!
 Supermansbrother: Mitchell, the Early Years.
Image 131631   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
453
 
 SunWukong: @a sedated moose earth somewhere, probably. Sorry.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
 chhumphrey: And that driver just made a huge mess
 a sedated moose: What/where is this?
Image 131630   09-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
385
 
 a robot: Why though.
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 VoR: Bald under hat though
 Firm Buttocks: what a stupid thing to do
 AverageJoe: yeah, pretty much...
 ptrain: 2nd ammendment?
Image 131629   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
497
 
 Firm Buttocks: @chhumphrey I mean even by silver age standards
 Wolfechu: This is why I can't entirely dislike the gritty direction Frank Miller took Bats in.
 Eleftheros: "...or are you just happy to see me?"
 chhumphrey: @Firm Buttocks That goes without saying for many old Batman comics
 harpooneer: @Firm Buttocks You astonish me.
 Firm Buttocks: I've read this story, the reason for the costume is so completely fucking retarded
 Sadbot: If only I could be so polychromatically incandescant...
 AverageJoe: fake or gay
 midnightmosesuk: He's bat-fabulous!
Image 131628   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
426
 
 San DoDo: Is this from the Pounded saga?
 Turts: Rad for the "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" quote
 grimes: Dad-ication
 A duck: Hooray for the new milennium!
 A duck: Chuck Tingle's female pseudonym?
 SomeCanadian: Shes just Armenian, you don't have to be mean.
 There was a bob here: more fonts!
 Sadbot: This doesn't make me Tingle
Image 131627   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
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