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238181  Christina: @Zukero He must have chopped it.

238176  mexican: Cancer has been summoned to the material plane, it seems. The stars are right and we will all perish.

238183  mexican: Jenga is the Devil's game, truly.

238191  mexican: A friend of mine benefited from this, something about his gut not producing the proper bacteria? Anyway stool donation from a healthy person fixes that.

237863  Christina: Gotta call Fort Bend County Sheriff's Office: #237569.

238196  Yurishiro: @Christina *dumps*

238198  Yurishiro: I rate 39

238192  Christina: Why can't I vote Rad twice? I like kittens.

238194  Christina: This is OK.

238196  Christina: Must. Get. Nectar.

238139  Yurishiro: toot toot

238192  Spazstatic: Jazz beans!

238193  Spazstatic: I don't think those were jaw breakers, Double D.

238194  Spazstatic: Except for me. You know why? Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position! My tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position!

238139  Korrok: I can dig it...

238195  Yurishiro: Gender male, select one Canadian applicant: male/female, I wish to not disclose.

238142  Yurishiro: "Oh boy, here we go again." *ziip*

238147  Yurishiro: snaex deserve radvotes too you damned kitty lovers (rads kitten too)

238194  Mr. Whiskers: @ping For more exciting causes of death, its not a sequel

238195  Yurishiro: I am.........THE SELECT ONE *web implosion*

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9. funny in the wall
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237968 Yurishiro: This is RAD indeed! *drools*

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

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10. Yurishiro: 2017 points
11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. caesar: 2012 points
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14. Taters: 1807 points
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 Science: *BLOOP*
 WaffleIron: I must have missed this episode of M.A.S.H.
 frenchrevolution: "Humans, making us dogs be the ones to pick up the catch. Well why don't you go get it now? RUN HUMAN RUN!"
 PenguinBartender: "'Retrieve?' Oh, 'retrieve' the duck! Ha, ha, ha, I thought you said 'obliterate.' Where did I get that from?"
 midnightmosesuk: Hunter S. Thompson has been reincarnated.
 Micro Jackson: Borkf gun
 harpooneer: "Soldier, do you know who's in command here?"
 Starky15: The 1000 yard stare in black and white.
 mike58: I've seen some shit, man.
 Amy Housewine: Commandog.
Image 131634   09-14-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
 petepuma: this determines which kind of "chill" you get
 sparename: @Retromancer I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings... That must've appeared here somewhen
 Retromancer: I love when people blame things on "drunk *themselves*" so they don't have to take responsibility for their alcoholism.
 Scoo: Jokes on you, Netflix! I only watch you drunk!
Image 131633   09-14-16   Uploaded by    logan
 XLY: Good dog
 pastme: And people wonder why cats are responsible for so many dead birds each year.
 PrimeValkyrie: Spontaneous Limericks!
 hearsegirl: A wonderful bird is the Pelican. His beak can hold more than his belly can. His beak seems to say, Cat, come right this way. But Cat says Uh-uhh, No way in hell i can.
 harpooneer: Now *this* kills the cat.
 SomeCanadian: Pelicans are assholes.
 Amy Housewine: Pelican't.
 Knice: "HAWMP"
Image 131632   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 petepuma: he died mixing Miller Lite with pop rocks
 guest: looks like pete rose
 Meow: That poor kid! Miller Lite is terrible
 A duck: Hooray for going to elementary school in the 80s and early 90s.
 A duck: I'm kinda thinking I should've put "accidentally" in quotes because I vaguely remember him being "accidentally" shot more than once (he lived).
 A duck: The kid's brother wound up accidentally shooting him in the face, when they found their dad's gun and decided to play with it.
 A duck: When I was in elementary school, a kid turned in an assignment after Thanksgiving that smelled like smoke. When the teacher asked why, he said it was because on Thanksgiving his dad let he and his brother drink a beer and smoke cigarettes, to teach them how to be men. :(
 Scoo: @Supermansbrother Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mitchell!
 Supermansbrother: Mitchell, the Early Years.
Image 131631   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 SunWukong: @a sedated moose earth somewhere, probably. Sorry.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
 chhumphrey: And that driver just made a huge mess
 a sedated moose: What/where is this?
Image 131630   09-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 a robot: Why though.
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 VoR: Bald under hat though
 Firm Buttocks: what a stupid thing to do
 AverageJoe: yeah, pretty much...
 ignatz: 2nd ammendment?
Image 131629   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
 Firm Buttocks: @chhumphrey I mean even by silver age standards
 Wolfechu: This is why I can't entirely dislike the gritty direction Frank Miller took Bats in.
 Eleftheros: "...or are you just happy to see me?"
 chhumphrey: @Firm Buttocks That goes without saying for many old Batman comics
 harpooneer: @Firm Buttocks You astonish me.
 Firm Buttocks: I've read this story, the reason for the costume is so completely fucking retarded
 Sadbot: If only I could be so polychromatically incandescant...
 AverageJoe: fake or gay
 midnightmosesuk: He's bat-fabulous!
Image 131628   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 San DoDo: Is this from the Pounded saga?
 Turts: Rad for the "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" quote
 grimes: Dad-ication
 A duck: Hooray for the new milennium!
 A duck: Chuck Tingle's female pseudonym?
 SomeCanadian: Shes just Armenian, you don't have to be mean.
 There was a bob here: more fonts!
 Sadbot: This doesn't make me Tingle
Image 131627   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
 cmd: @DimwaldtThrockmorton The villain of the Jean Claude Van Damme post-apocalyptic classic, Cyborg
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Just what am I looking at here?
 Firm Buttocks: Interesting casting for the new Justice League film
 midnightmosesuk: Is his name Vincent Klyn or Fender Tremolo?
 Minnesotan: Dance before the Police Come!
 Scoo: Shut up and Dance! (#83777)
Image 131626   09-14-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
 Wet farts: Stahp
 Headoftheclass: He's literally freezing his ass off.
 cmd: @guest Jack Palance put on some weight
 Jalamunch Totorito: I needed these back when I was taking the city bus every day.
 jochenau: At least he's well-insulated?
 guest: Cyborg II
 Butcherboy: Peter!
 fanny: I feel like the instructions were very clear
 Urn BooUrn: Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Lookin like a fool, with your pants on the ground.
 midnightmosesuk: Refreshing.
 Meow: welcome to Wisconsin
 ignatz: Please stop
 sparename: Snow? crack? powder? STOP? am I missing a metaphor?
Image 131625   09-14-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
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