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273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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Score:
352
 
 metallica: BANANA!
 Horatio: Kayak for scale
 Mr. Whiskers: Awesome terrible carpet
 Dominus Umbrae: Is that an evil blue meanie next to the Elephant?
 sparename: Jeremy Hillary Boob
Image 131113   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
331
 
 werterland: Did the pumps and store remain close following the 29th, or did their relationship begin to fall apart after that?
 Knice: *upgrayedd
 Derp Herpigan: You're close. Too close. Back off.
 fanny: we's gonna add that spelchek
Image 131112   09-11-16   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
657
 
 5 Headed Snake God: This is not very timely, but I'll Rad it for Shel Silverstein anyway.
 DrinkMixMan: Is October already here?
 Niels Bohr: uncle shelby gets an autorad.
 frenchrevolution: All the decorations are up! Now there's just one more thing to hang
 guest: correct me if i'm wrong but nobody was celebrating christmas in the silverstein household
 Knice: ...except on the Spaceship.
 sparename: " # No-one's knockin' at the do-or, Nobody's ringin' the bell # "
Image 131111   09-11-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
525
 
 whiplash: RAD for Carleton.
 Starky15: She's like... Do the dance, do the dance.. He's like .. Crazy bitch, get offa me
Image 131110   09-11-16   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
293
 
 wakkawakka: this... is this a homestuck reference?
 Skaalar: Fuck yes, I remember dunk-a-roos. Easily the best snack on the market with a kangaroo mascot.
 hex0: Brb gotta get fat from Dunk-a-roos
 underwear: My weekly grocery list. I like to stick to the staples.
 Headoftheclass: The drones are the healthiest things on the list.
 Red: capitalism
 ThoughtlessGentleman: One of these things is not like the others.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I could live off tuna helper
Image 131109   09-11-16   Uploaded by    EH
Score:
414
 
 petepuma: Violet Horsegard
 duckfarts: i'm sorry wilbur, i was so hungry
 Slowpoke: Rollin' Wild!
 Kim: Kevin Smith's Tusk sequel looking mediocre
 willowsprite: @fanny well, Veruca Salt was the one who had a horse...she also had everything else...
 Niels Bohr: dead livestock will bloat in the sun until they eventually explode.
 XLY: I could live off hamburger helper
 a robot: @Shay This is the Internet, so I'm 1000% sure it is.
 Ulillillia: Real girlfriends have curves
 fanny: @guest ah yes, violet you're turning violet, violet! how could I forget!
 guest: @fanny i think violet is the one who becomes blown up
 Shay: This seems like someone's horrible fetish.
 blargruck: Viva Piata!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny I've got a hankerin' for a snozzbery gobstoppper
 fanny: is Veruca Salt a horse?
Image 131108   09-11-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
381
 
 birdythemighty: Om nom nom
 Yttermayn : Fusch sfeet! Fo whow!
 a robot: Much sweet, very cake. Wow.
 Mister Beef: i saved u from caek
 Coolguy: Way to handle that cake, puppers!
 SomeCanadian: This is my cake. There are many cakes like it, but this is mine.
 Jaunty Shrimp: This is my dog, "Dainty", fresh from finishing school!
 my wheelhouse: Mmmmm.....cake.....
Image 131107   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
233
 
 Ulillillia: Guess who's back, back again
 guest: peh heh heh
 Jaunty Shrimp: Located at 911 That's the Wrong Hole and you Know It Lane, St. Ouchville, Florida
 Knice: @Mr. Shine @fanny AH HA HA!!
 fanny: @Mr. Shine the anticipation is killing me!!!!
 Mr. Shine: Waaaaaiiit foooorrr iiiittttttt
 fanny: looking for @Knice to say...
 sparename: Not big, not clever
Image 131106   09-11-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
329
 
 Bonecollector: @Musician That's why we all love the friendly spaceship. You can never really catch up.
 petepuma: Pray for Mojo
 Mr. Whiskers: @Beef Supreme older SNL always seems better. Is it? Or is that just how it works - the older episodes are from back when we still believed...
 Mr. Whiskers: (Orangutan will not wear diaper)
 guest: this is me
 Musician: I was gone all weekend and in the time it took me to catch up with all the pics, 29 new pics posted.
 Beef Supreme: Bathroom monkey. From back when SNL was better.
Image 131105   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
274
 
 Korrok: @Bonecollector Pecan sandies? Pecan freaking sandies?! FOOL! Do you know NOTHING?! KORROK WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!!
 Bonecollector: @Korrok Lighten up, dude. I figured you would have graduated to Pecan Sandies by now, anyway.
 petepuma: This is how Hinckley started
 Korrok: WHAT?!?! YOU MONSTER! YOU HAVE INCURRED THE WRATH OF KORROK! THIS. MEANS. WAR!!
 duckfarts: genius! this way you can have your oreos and not have to brush your teeth again
 XLY: An evil genius
 illBilliam: The 'ol pasty cookie
 Kim: I love the filling most I rub it on my roast Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast
 Fiasco: You son of a bitch.
 Whatever: That's one way to kick the habit
 WTF: Dentists hate him!
 A duck: Mwahahahahahaha
 sparename: Doctor of Oreolectomy and toothpaste transplantation. Bastard
Image 131104   09-11-16   Uploaded by    The Bees
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