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272737  addend: You can fit 2 cars instead of 1, but their bumpers will touch.

272929  Psymon: Hang on, let me just check in my hawkpack

272767  addend: @E. HONDA (Drinks. Passes out again.)

272893  wolfpk: They aren't that obvious. They do it digitally so you don't realize how much you are spending.

272909  wolfpk: Our "secret ingredient"

272910  wolfpk: The pillow got bigger

272928  wolfpk: Is now considered an anti-theft device.

272933  Peter Pantsless: The Aibo prototype was a little rough around the edges

272938  CrookedCop: Mr. Bark, I dont feel so good.

272902  DrNinjaman: Flying Nun Reboot

272906  DrNinjaman: INCIDENT.

272923  addend: You hide. I'll seek... eventually.

272892  UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272924  addend: "Give your attention to meee!"

272920  DrNinjaman: @Knice Heh, "hard way"

272913  Bacon Train: Voting on your own images.

272925  DrNinjaman: "Get your ass up" is an expression, not to be taken literaly.

272911  UltraBeverly: This raddison has gravity dialation 2/5

272905  2Berries: I support reintroducing natual selection

272924  BavidDowie: Wutcha readin?

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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Score:
657
 
 5 Headed Snake God: This is not very timely, but I'll Rad it for Shel Silverstein anyway.
 DrinkMixMan: Is October already here?
 Niels Bohr: uncle shelby gets an autorad.
 frenchrevolution: All the decorations are up! Now there's just one more thing to hang
 guest: correct me if i'm wrong but nobody was celebrating christmas in the silverstein household
 Knice: ...except on the Spaceship.
 sparename: " # No-one's knockin' at the do-or, Nobody's ringin' the bell # "
Image 131111   09-11-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
525
 
 whiplash: RAD for Carleton.
 Starky15: She's like... Do the dance, do the dance.. He's like .. Crazy bitch, get offa me
Image 131110   09-11-16   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
293
 
 wakkawakka: this... is this a homestuck reference?
 Skaalar: Fuck yes, I remember dunk-a-roos. Easily the best snack on the market with a kangaroo mascot.
 hex0: Brb gotta get fat from Dunk-a-roos
 underwear: My weekly grocery list. I like to stick to the staples.
 Headoftheclass: The drones are the healthiest things on the list.
 Red: capitalism
 ThoughtlessGentleman: One of these things is not like the others.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I could live off tuna helper
Image 131109   09-11-16   Uploaded by    EH
Score:
414
 
 petepuma: Violet Horsegard
 duckfarts: i'm sorry wilbur, i was so hungry
 Slowpoke: Rollin' Wild!
 Kim: Kevin Smith's Tusk sequel looking mediocre
 willowsprite: @fanny well, Veruca Salt was the one who had a horse...she also had everything else...
 Niels Bohr: dead livestock will bloat in the sun until they eventually explode.
 XLY: I could live off hamburger helper
 a robot: @Shay This is the Internet, so I'm 1000% sure it is.
 Ulillillia: Real girlfriends have curves
 fanny: @guest ah yes, violet you're turning violet, violet! how could I forget!
 guest: @fanny i think violet is the one who becomes blown up
 Shay: This seems like someone's horrible fetish.
 blargruck: Viva Piata!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny I've got a hankerin' for a snozzbery gobstoppper
 fanny: is Veruca Salt a horse?
Image 131108   09-11-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
381
 
 birdythemighty: Om nom nom
 Yttermayn : Fusch sfeet! Fo whow!
 a robot: Much sweet, very cake. Wow.
 Mister Beef: i saved u from caek
 Coolguy: Way to handle that cake, puppers!
 SomeCanadian: This is my cake. There are many cakes like it, but this is mine.
 Jaunty Shrimp: This is my dog, "Dainty", fresh from finishing school!
 my wheelhouse: Mmmmm.....cake.....
Image 131107   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
233
 
 Ulillillia: Guess who's back, back again
 guest: peh heh heh
 Jaunty Shrimp: Located at 911 That's the Wrong Hole and you Know It Lane, St. Ouchville, Florida
 Knice: @Mr. Shine @fanny AH HA HA!!
 fanny: @Mr. Shine the anticipation is killing me!!!!
 Mr. Shine: Waaaaaiiit foooorrr iiiittttttt
 fanny: looking for @Knice to say...
 sparename: Not big, not clever
Image 131106   09-11-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
329
 
 Bonecollector: @Musician That's why we all love the friendly spaceship. You can never really catch up.
 petepuma: Pray for Mojo
 Mr. Whiskers: @Beef Supreme older SNL always seems better. Is it? Or is that just how it works - the older episodes are from back when we still believed...
 Mr. Whiskers: (Orangutan will not wear diaper)
 guest: this is me
 Musician: I was gone all weekend and in the time it took me to catch up with all the pics, 29 new pics posted.
 Beef Supreme: Bathroom monkey. From back when SNL was better.
Image 131105   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
274
 
 Korrok: @Bonecollector Pecan sandies? Pecan freaking sandies?! FOOL! Do you know NOTHING?! KORROK WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!!
 Bonecollector: @Korrok Lighten up, dude. I figured you would have graduated to Pecan Sandies by now, anyway.
 petepuma: This is how Hinckley started
 Korrok: WHAT?!?! YOU MONSTER! YOU HAVE INCURRED THE WRATH OF KORROK! THIS. MEANS. WAR!!
 duckfarts: genius! this way you can have your oreos and not have to brush your teeth again
 XLY: An evil genius
 illBilliam: The 'ol pasty cookie
 Kim: I love the filling most I rub it on my roast Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast
 Fiasco: You son of a bitch.
 Whatever: That's one way to kick the habit
 WTF: Dentists hate him!
 A duck: Mwahahahahahaha
 sparename: Doctor of Oreolectomy and toothpaste transplantation. Bastard
Image 131104   09-11-16   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
483
 
 Fiasco: @Knice Haha thank you sir, that one skelly just looks.. so.. damn happy.
 Knice: @Fiasco That was great.
 Fiasco: "...You see, here at Minion Assistance, Care, & Enrichment Services, we see the true value in the little guy. Too many times, the defeat of localized evil coordinators, your Necromancers and your Lich Kings, results in the unemployment of HUNDREDS of underlings. Often, these skeletons or lesser demons are left to wander the countryside in desperation. We bring them in to assess their abilities, provide them with mana or tainted flesh, and give them back the confidence they need to say 'hey, I own me.' We see their potential, and work hard to place them in urban or rural community work programs that fill their days or half-lives with meaning, and prevent a return to evil. As they say, 'it's hard to achieve your dreams, when all people see is your bare, screaming skull.'"
 Jaunty Shrimp: I can't wait until I die and finally have the time to garden! Something to look forward to.
 SomeCanadian: As it says in her book of Dooteronomy
 Teechur: Do you want doots? Because this is how you get doots.
 sparename: My god maked these
 Derp Herpigan: Dootivating the garden.
Image 131103   09-11-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
225
 
 underwear: dat tooth gap
 Mexico: Go listen to some goddamn Fela Kuti.
Image 131102   09-11-16   Uploaded by    antipatterns
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