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249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

249375  Himesama: Too soon!

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249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.



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Score:
989
 
 Mr. Shine: @1fatfuck Read his first book. His commitment to the craft is amazing.
 ChubbyBuddy: six hours in the make-up chair for a 3 second sight gag. gotta love his commitment to the craft
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Bruce Campbell!
 Skinr: it'll be hard to say the words clearly in that situation
 Rincewiind: Whoa. Wrong book. Librarian's going to be pissed.
 Stonewyvvern: Bruce Campbell honorary himbo
 NoRagrets: Behind the scenes of army of darkness?
 sparename: Bryan Ferry looking well
 mutantmoose: Why the long face?
Image 131019   09-11-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
531
 
 E. HONDA: BBD w/ BBC
 Mad Collager: It must be easy to raise a crop of these.
 Skinr: @sparename That was going to be Dogbert's name, until they realized the problems that could arise if a printing error occurred (not kidding)
 annterland: Dog brings you his last fvck
 Stonewyvvern: Fetch!
 Yttermayn : Who needs a befuddle whistle when you have a befuddle dog?
 Knice: @fanny :D
 Agamemnon Triforce: Where you gonna bury that bone, dawg?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im just going to assume the field behind the dog is where they grow naturally.
 sparename: Dildog
 SomeCanadian: This is a bad thing to train your dog to do
 fanny: "just gonna go put this in my 71-gallon box with the others"
 frenchrevolution: I... uh... Sorry, I can't make this funny.
Image 131018   09-11-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
305
 
 tacticaljay: Joey Zee and the BarFighters? Didn't they have that big hit with "The Tournequet Twist"?
 a spider plan: just another brick in the wall
 Arthur Dent: Thats so sweet... You guys have not even been to the bars on Ursa Minor Beta...
 Teechur: @Mennesotan I don't know about your anmar, but perhaps somebody's anmar went there.
 Borkf: I probably pointed out that NASA use metric last time this came up.
 ignatz: ..wasn't trhere something about misfitting gaskets?
 Minnesotan: Myanmar went to the moon?
 Dreforian: There are 10 types of countries....
 NoRagrets: What does Russia and China use?....
 Cami: Liberia has been to the moon?
 SunWukong: My geography is terrible. Where is Gousa? Is that near Sierra Leone?
Image 131017   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
341
 
 Horatio: There are 2 types of earrings.
 Alkavarion: He's doin' the Duckman.
 DrinkMixMan: Gettin' ready for some earhole fuckin'
 Munkybut: I can't wait until we have a bunch of old people cruising around with floppy earlobes
 a robot: @Thyming I bet the close up earring shot was for an Etsy page or something. The boner dude is just a bonus.
 Dreforian: Wanna stargaze and bone?
 Thyming: The background makes more sense than the foreground.
Image 131016   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
344
 
 Shay: WE'RE ALL IN GREAT PERIL
 fridaynight: Curiously sedate drop bear
 midnightmosesuk: This is what passed for family entertainment in China before television. Kill flies for the chairman was a popular game.
 sparename: Skill level - catching flies with chopsticks
 Agamemnon Triforce: The capitalist threat, treat them flies and make kill.
 SomeCanadian: Doot doot.
 scribbs: Okay, I WILL shoot my sister with DDT.
Image 131015   09-11-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
448
 
 Horatio: SADEIble?
 Whatever: Plenty of old security systems still use lo Rez vcr tapes to record things
 cmd: @WaffleIron Now I've been staring at it and I think it says BADBible - some sort of watermark?
 Borkf: Wxcept it isnt 43 megapixels. The new one is 12.
 midnightmosesuk: No I do not know that man and the fact he looks like me is pure coincidence.
 WaffleIron: "BADEble" is what the JPEG artefacts on this guys coat say to me.
 fanny: Lol
 SunWukong: Because he stole the iPhones.
Image 131014   09-11-16   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
722
 
 On Spec: @Alkavarion friendlyspaceship.jpg...
 John Singapore: That reminds me, how do mermaids do anal?
 Horatio: I'll definitely be mounting this catch.
 Alkavarion: "What'cha thinkin' about?" "Oh, just Aquaman and stuff"
 midnightmosesuk: Fetch the bill hooks, that thing is going back in the water.
 hex0: This is cool
 Rincewiind: This is why we don't let the Dean into the Bursar's pills.
 WaffleIron: Tami needs to work on her art degree some more.
 jochenau: King Triton in his younger days
 sparename: New Star.bucks emblem looking good
 Kess: He's so beautiful in the wild!
 a robot: Majestic.
 Fiasco: I TOLD you waterbears were just the larval stage.
 Whatever: Well mermaids have to come from somewhere
 Mexico: What do you mean, "Catch and Release?"
Image 131013   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
790
 
 midnightmosesuk: This evidence is utterly convincing.
 hex0: He ate too many Strombolis
 Rincewiind: Isn't the fattest greyhound on record a Southern Walmart-bound bus?
 scribbs: @Fiasco They're nothing compared to the Whippet Mafia. Do not mess with them.
 Fiasco: Sophie Kidd-Myers has been blurred for her protection, to prevent reprisal by the greyhound owner's association.
Image 131012   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
526
 
 petepuma: now kiss
 ShoKusogi: Moooom! I'm too old for that!
 midnightmosesuk: ACK!
 VoR: Too drunk to consent.
 There was a bob here: Hello darkness my old friend...
 Whatever: Kisses!
 Thyming: You're never too doggo to have a veterinarian flashback.
Image 131011   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Red
Image 131010 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by pirate. Your image was bad, pirate.
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