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248530  Side Boob: It's you! You're the good boy!

248449  glenalec: Luckily I wear daipers!

248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

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3. Mr. Shine
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5. tib gubb
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9. Dr Awkward
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248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248330 Kaviri: I call her my partner because love is nothing more than a business arrangement.

248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam



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Paint Chips uploaded 248051 (912 points)
ITS TAPE uploaded 248255 (906 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (880 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (857 points)
dingding uploaded 248238 (847 points)
god666 uploaded 248377 (842 points)
Sydney uploaded 248348 (834 points)
suckit uploaded 248138 (830 points)
Fullhouse uploaded 248362 (813 points)


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 5. ChubbyBuddy: 3767 points
 6. Yurishiro: 3203 points
 7. Side Boob: 3155 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2911 points
 9. dingding: 2426 points
10. Bagels: 2386 points
11. Shay: 2283 points
12. Stephen Milkmus: 2019 points
13. Nope: 1860 points
14. Mr. Shine: 1745 points
15. Telkwa: 1603 points
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Score:
268
 
 Borb Prembus: ... and you'll notice that they are downstairs from "LIsbon Counseling Associates,"a dvertising "licensed clinical social workers."
 DrinkMixMan: for more information please re-read the notice
 annterland: Don't be a narc
 drtofu: It's a tax registration sticker
 XLY: FUCK FLOARIDA
 Science: @Teechur: You can! Just go into politics.
 Whatever: Brought to you by small government Republicans
 a sedated moose: Can confirm. This useless notice is real.
 Teechur: Why can't I be the guy who invented something useless that is illegal not to have?
 dobbiesdoogs: i have a migraine now
Image 128501   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
106
 
 Reddest of Necks: i can finally shotgun my coffee the way nature intended.
 p-niiice: remove the heart plug and drink away
 Slamajama: Mugsy just got his nipple ring, don't touch it until it heals,.... Noooooooooooo!!!!!!
 Whatever: Say when
 VoR: Dune has warped me.
Image 128500   08-30-16   Uploaded by    fenrisw01f
Score:
212
 
 Mr. Butt: Oh, Puppy Goo Goo, bring me a dream.
 VoR: Is this an early David Guest?
 redmonkey3: I see nothing noteworthy here...
 VoR: I'm cool with this
Image 128499   08-30-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
413
 
 Beef Supreme: Auto-rad for bayonet.
 Science: John Candy is such a prankster.
 whiplash: Nice switching of gender expectations there. On the negative side...MULLET ALERT.
 Mr. Butt: Glad to see that JonTron found himself a nice girl.
 mrwiffler: Man with parrot seeks woman with asault rifle with scope and bayonet.
 VoR: Parrotry doesn't sound as cool as Falconry
Image 128498   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 128497 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vladimir Puta. We'll pray for you, Vladimir Puta.
Score:
471
 
 hat thrab: #99934
 SpaceCow: @AverageJoe He was told it'd be a twist on an old trick.
 mike58: So, thats how David Blaine was born.
 midnightmosesuk: This is what happens when you don't chew your food properly. That's a two for one.
 mrwiffler: No you didn't
 VoR: @AverageJoe I didn't see that coming, and neither did he...
 AverageJoe: Little Joey still hasn't recovered from that time he was banged by a magician...
Image 128496   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
798
 
 whiplash: So that's what happened to my cats-eye marbles. Give 'em back!
 Flarmie: (I THINK YOUR CATS MIGHT BE ANIMES)
 duckfarts: awww, they traded
Image 128495   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
467
 
 pusha p: me too @redmonkey3!
 Eleftheros: Only inappropriate to contract the object phrase. The others aren't.
 Teechur: Who's weird here? They're or you're?
 redmonkey3: This i like... truth it's.
 duckfarts: GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 Hydraxion: I'm going to need at least an hour to recover from this
Image 128494   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
471
 
 Horatio: I'll never forgive Al Crabda and Osama Bin Clawden
 Hydraxion: Do you like KRAFFFFF!?
 jslz: Juggalos.
 Side Boob: Crabs did WTC?
 Headoftheclass: @Korrok True, but with a ltitle butter, it melts in your mouth.
 Korrok: Jet fuel can't melt CRAB.
 VoR: Feeling crabby
 duckfarts: never forget
Image 128493   08-30-16   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
370
 
 midnightmosesuk: There's always the door.
 Whatever: Maybe if they gave Grant a Valium instead of candy everyone would have a good flight instead of watching the kid go crawling across the ceilings like a monster in a bad horror film...
 Mr. Butt: Grant did 9/11
 Headoftheclass: I don't see any Xanax in there, or maybe an Ativan.
 Flarmie: Grant didn't write that. Grant's parents or guardians wrote that. Nice sentiment, though.
 duckfarts: i don't see how a piece of paper would get loud or fidgety
Image 128492   08-30-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
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