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11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

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 Borb Prembus: ... and you'll notice that they are downstairs from "LIsbon Counseling Associates,"a dvertising "licensed clinical social workers."
 DrinkMixMan: for more information please re-read the notice
 annterland: Don't be a narc
 drtofu: It's a tax registration sticker
 Science: @Teechur: You can! Just go into politics.
 Whatever: Brought to you by small government Republicans
 a sedated moose: Can confirm. This useless notice is real.
 Teechur: Why can't I be the guy who invented something useless that is illegal not to have?
 dobbiesdoogs: i have a migraine now
Image 128501   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
 Reddest of Necks: i can finally shotgun my coffee the way nature intended.
 p-niiice: remove the heart plug and drink away
 Slamajama: Mugsy just got his nipple ring, don't touch it until it heals,.... Noooooooooooo!!!!!!
 Whatever: Say when
 VoR: Dune has warped me.
Image 128500   08-30-16   Uploaded by    fenrisw01f
 Mr. Butt: Oh, Puppy Goo Goo, bring me a dream.
 VoR: Is this an early David Guest?
 redmonkey3: I see nothing noteworthy here...
 VoR: I'm cool with this
Image 128499   08-30-16   Uploaded by    namaste
 Beef Supreme: Auto-rad for bayonet.
 Science: John Candy is such a prankster.
 whiplash: Nice switching of gender expectations there. On the negative side...MULLET ALERT.
 Mr. Butt: Glad to see that JonTron found himself a nice girl.
 mrwiffler: Man with parrot seeks woman with asault rifle with scope and bayonet.
 VoR: Parrotry doesn't sound as cool as Falconry
Image 128498   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 128497 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vladimir Puta. You have brought shame on us, Vladimir Puta.
 hat thrab: #99934
 SpaceCow: @AverageJoe He was told it'd be a twist on an old trick.
 mike58: So, thats how David Blaine was born.
 midnightmosesuk: This is what happens when you don't chew your food properly. That's a two for one.
 mrwiffler: No you didn't
 VoR: @AverageJoe I didn't see that coming, and neither did he...
 AverageJoe: Little Joey still hasn't recovered from that time he was banged by a magician...
Image 128496   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 whiplash: So that's what happened to my cats-eye marbles. Give 'em back!
 duckfarts: awww, they traded
Image 128495   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 pusha p: me too @redmonkey3!
 Eleftheros: Only inappropriate to contract the object phrase. The others aren't.
 Teechur: Who's weird here? They're or you're?
 redmonkey3: This i like... truth it's.
 Hydraxion: I'm going to need at least an hour to recover from this
Image 128494   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Horatio: I'll never forgive Al Crabda and Osama Bin Clawden
 Hydraxion: Do you like KRAFFFFF!?
 jslz: Juggalos.
 Side Boob: Crabs did WTC?
 Headoftheclass: @Korrok True, but with a ltitle butter, it melts in your mouth.
 Korrok: Jet fuel can't melt CRAB.
 VoR: Feeling crabby
 duckfarts: never forget
Image 128493   08-30-16   Uploaded by    killme
 midnightmosesuk: There's always the door.
 Whatever: Maybe if they gave Grant a Valium instead of candy everyone would have a good flight instead of watching the kid go crawling across the ceilings like a monster in a bad horror film...
 Mr. Butt: Grant did 9/11
 Headoftheclass: I don't see any Xanax in there, or maybe an Ativan.
 Flarmie: Grant didn't write that. Grant's parents or guardians wrote that. Nice sentiment, though.
 duckfarts: i don't see how a piece of paper would get loud or fidgety
Image 128492   08-30-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
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