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267928  Theimposter: Potato Bone is my dancing name.

267930  Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268114  AdaMan: Trap set

268115  AdaMan: What a jerk taking money from that poor man.

268055  dangerkeith3000: @Felicity That style was the bee's knees. Can ya dig it? That hep cat is flying on those bongos, baby.

268114  wolfpk: I would not want to be the person to open that door, but I want to watch when someone does!

268055  dangerkeith3000: @Science Oh I love the Apple Boat song!

268117  wolfpk: "It's a trap!"

268126  superfudge: 526 of 629 found helpful.

268100  VeeKay: For realsies! Saw a non ant version of this and enjoyed it.

268039  Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

268054  Theimposter: The wrong fitting pauldrons hurt my brain...

268113  a robot: That's a cat though

268061  Theimposter: Ahuhhuh-huh!

268071  Theimposter: Omg thats weird.

268114  ThoughtlessGentleman: the eggpocalypse '18 where were you?!

268079  Theimposter: Someone bought 20 gallons of subsidized milk at the store where I work this morning along with 50lbs of subsidized beef. (Yes I know its shameful and am looking for a more ethical job)

268104  Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?

268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

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267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

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11. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
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 Borb Prembus: ... and you'll notice that they are downstairs from "LIsbon Counseling Associates,"a dvertising "licensed clinical social workers."
 DrinkMixMan: for more information please re-read the notice
 annterland: Don't be a narc
 drtofu: It's a tax registration sticker
 Science: @Teechur: You can! Just go into politics.
 Whatever: Brought to you by small government Republicans
 a sedated moose: Can confirm. This useless notice is real.
 Teechur: Why can't I be the guy who invented something useless that is illegal not to have?
 dobbiesdoogs: i have a migraine now
Image 128501   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
 Reddest of Necks: i can finally shotgun my coffee the way nature intended.
 p-niiice: remove the heart plug and drink away
 Slamajama: Mugsy just got his nipple ring, don't touch it until it heals,.... Noooooooooooo!!!!!!
 Whatever: Say when
 VoR: Dune has warped me.
Image 128500   08-30-16   Uploaded by    fenrisw01f
 Mr. Butt: Oh, Puppy Goo Goo, bring me a dream.
 VoR: Is this an early David Guest?
 redmonkey3: I see nothing noteworthy here...
 VoR: I'm cool with this
Image 128499   08-30-16   Uploaded by    namaste
 Beef Supreme: Auto-rad for bayonet.
 Science: John Candy is such a prankster.
 whiplash: Nice switching of gender expectations there. On the negative side...MULLET ALERT.
 Mr. Butt: Glad to see that JonTron found himself a nice girl.
 mrwiffler: Man with parrot seeks woman with asault rifle with scope and bayonet.
 VoR: Parrotry doesn't sound as cool as Falconry
Image 128498   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 128497 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vladimir Puta. We'll pray for you, Vladimir Puta.
 hat thrab: #99934
 SpaceCow: @AverageJoe He was told it'd be a twist on an old trick.
 mike58: So, thats how David Blaine was born.
 midnightmosesuk: This is what happens when you don't chew your food properly. That's a two for one.
 mrwiffler: No you didn't
 VoR: @AverageJoe I didn't see that coming, and neither did he...
 AverageJoe: Little Joey still hasn't recovered from that time he was banged by a magician...
Image 128496   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 whiplash: So that's what happened to my cats-eye marbles. Give 'em back!
 duckfarts: awww, they traded
Image 128495   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 pusha p: me too @redmonkey3!
 Eleftheros: Only inappropriate to contract the object phrase. The others aren't.
 Teechur: Who's weird here? They're or you're?
 redmonkey3: This i like... truth it's.
 Hydraxion: I'm going to need at least an hour to recover from this
Image 128494   08-30-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Horatio: I'll never forgive Al Crabda and Osama Bin Clawden
 Hydraxion: Do you like KRAFFFFF!?
 jslz: Juggalos.
 Side Boob: Crabs did WTC?
 Headoftheclass: @Korrok True, but with a ltitle butter, it melts in your mouth.
 Korrok: Jet fuel can't melt CRAB.
 VoR: Feeling crabby
 duckfarts: never forget
Image 128493   08-30-16   Uploaded by    killme
 midnightmosesuk: There's always the door.
 Whatever: Maybe if they gave Grant a Valium instead of candy everyone would have a good flight instead of watching the kid go crawling across the ceilings like a monster in a bad horror film...
 Mr. Butt: Grant did 9/11
 Headoftheclass: I don't see any Xanax in there, or maybe an Ativan.
 Flarmie: Grant didn't write that. Grant's parents or guardians wrote that. Nice sentiment, though.
 duckfarts: i don't see how a piece of paper would get loud or fidgety
Image 128492   08-30-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
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