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273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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 duckfarts: that baby's name? alstein einbert
 Peter Pantsless: Emcee Squared is my hip-hop name
Image 128199   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
876
 
 Mitchell: @WaffleIron Bleeding Gums Murphyyyy!
 Magma Safe: This Fallout mod is super dated
 Extreme Locorito: Sure... why not
 WaffleIron: [CARELESS WHISPER SAX SOLO]
 tib gubb: now i want a musical sarcophagus
 kinggheedra: Gritty simpsons.
Image 128198   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
540
 
 SpaceCow: Borkf! Wizard needs food, badly! Borkf, borkf!
 cishet: Eating on the clock. Not even gonna reach for their waistbands to pay.
 Frank herbert: Grey wizard shot the food
 SomeCanadian: You shall not borkf!
 titular role: Gandoglf
Image 128197   08-28-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
460
 
 NuclearWinter: @hex0 maybe the turtle won the race then
 hex0: @NuclearWinter I thought they were called turtles?
 guest: my fingers were always fine, idk if you broke a finger it's your fault
 Uncle Phil: Fuck you Gym Teacher, it's Gym Class.
 NuclearWinter: @statistscanfuckoff Roller Racer!
 Air Biscuit: No, you hold your hands inside the handguards on the model pictured so nobody gets smashed fingers and the teachers wont take them away the first time someone is a crybaby!!
 statistscanfuckoff: I like the other things better...where you wiggle the bar back and forth to make it go? Fuck that was so long ago I barely remember what I'm talking about.
 WaffleIron: It was an unreal day when you only broke your finger.
 trumpet: We didn't have handles and ours were made of wood. Kids these days have it so easy.
Image 128196   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
187
 
 duckfarts: where will snoop be when diarrhea strikes?
 funy speling: so wait...the pink stripes, that means "circumcised", right? I always forget the frosting conventions for erotic pastries.
 peeper: This should be illegal
 DrinkMixMan: a little Snoop where you poop
 Greyfeathers: I feel like I'm being Snooped on...
Image 128195   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
310
 
 MikeWhiskey: looooking goood
 Frank herbert: At least hes not laying in the sand
 DrinkMixMan: @tib gubb bite my shiny minnow ass
 DrinkMixMan: Call me Barry .
 tib gubb: bite mackeral
 sparename: "BaBaRaRaCuCuDaDa"
 Air Biscuit: Ooh! Barracuda.
Image 128194   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Score:
442
 
 duckfarts: those are my burgers, give them back - you are a dog, they don't even ... actually... hrm...
 Bluetocracy: Chihuahua-size me
 WaffleIron: Make fists with your toes.
 Frank herbert: Sure make it a double and throw the dog in a bun ill eat that too.
 SomeCanadian: Finally, something I can masturbate to.
 Cami: Stopped shivering for the first time ever.
 frenchrevolution: *softly* "ohhh... that's nice"
 Gomi Day: what are you doing to my burgers, you smug little asshole? jesus christ. get out of here.
 Peter Pantsless: Le dije que quera Taco Bell
Image 128193   08-28-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
658
 
 Jennysaurus: I thought the R was for "rzzzzz," the sound you make when, y'know, weasles rip your flesh - which may be what happened here.
 willowsprite: Pictured: tiny trust
 Mumbles: uhhhhhhhh...
 dobbiesdoogs: ppppppppp
Image 128192   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
472
 
 willowsprite: He thinks he's people!
 heck: if it fits i sits
Image 128191   08-28-16   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
491
 
 Suburbanmom: Imagine his pubes
 jslz: Basketball Jones...that basketball was like a basketball to me.
 tehghost: Wow @Peter Pantsless
 Trick Question: Ronald McDonald never formally admitted paternity, but paid the child support anyway
 Bluetocracy: Your father was a clown... or a q-tip
 Supermansbrother: You could do worse.
 Janston: P in the mix, today.
 Janston: Check it, ladies, Carrot Top 2.0 U
 Gomi Day: honestly, if you can do that with your hair, you should.
 Peter Pantsless: He grows up to be a psychic #122266
 fanny: 88:-E
Image 128190   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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