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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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 Rung Morpopert: that baby's name? alstein einbert
 Crift Plongus: Emcee Squared is my hip-hop name
Image 128199   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Gulm Cremungus
 Burb Grunoble: @WaffleIron Bleeding Gums Murphyyyy!
 Jimpo Dampomple: This Fallout mod is super dated
 Frerbo Brupert: Sure... why not
 Hirbo Brungo: now i want a musical sarcophagus
 Thong Cremungo: Gritty simpsons.
Image 128198   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Trilm Grupert
 Duwn Drumungo: Borkf! Wizard needs food, badly! Borkf, borkf!
 Riwn Horpombies: Eating on the clock. Not even gonna reach for their waistbands to pay.
 Flurb Ploble: Grey wizard shot the food
 Trert Rempopert: You shall not borkf!
 Piwn Drumumbies: Gandoglf
Image 128197   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Bort Rempupert
 Crung Broble: @hex0 maybe the turtle won the race then
 Frart Cremopert: @NuclearWinter I thought they were called turtles?
 Bold Horpongo: my fingers were always fine, idk if you broke a finger it's your fault
 Tremp Drumombies: Fuck you Gym Teacher, it's Gym Class.
 Riple Rempungus: @statistscanfuckoff Roller Racer!
 Troft Cremomple: No, you hold your hands inside the handguards on the model pictured so nobody gets smashed fingers and the teachers wont take them away the first time someone is a crybaby!!
 Horm Drumongo: I like the other things better...where you wiggle the bar back and forth to make it go? Fuck that was so long ago I barely remember what I'm talking about.
 Dirt Flupert: It was an unreal day when you only broke your finger.
 Crewn Dampombies: We didn't have handles and ours were made of wood. Kids these days have it so easy.
Image 128196   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Gown Grumple
 Tring Plemoble: where will snoop be when diarrhea strikes?
 Maft Grunongus: so wait...the pink stripes, that means "circumcised", right? I always forget the frosting conventions for erotic pastries.
 Rong Morpombies: This should be illegal
 Pilm Flongus: a little Snoop where you poop
 Freft Cremongo: I feel like I'm being Snooped on...
Image 128195   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Muld Cremopert
 Vople Rempomple: looooking goood
 Ruple Plemongus: At least hes not laying in the sand
 Frimp Drumungus: @tib gubb bite my shiny minnow ass
 Trorm Brungo: Call me Barry .
 Laple Plomple: bite mackeral
 Frang Cremungus: "BaBaRaRaCuCuDaDa"
 Murm Flumumbies: Ooh! Barracuda.
Image 128194   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Marb Floble
 Rolm Gropert: those are my burgers, give them back - you are a dog, they don't even ... actually... hrm...
 Larbo Plemungus: Chihuahua-size me
 Jung Flumoble: Make fists with your toes.
 Virb Cremomple: Sure make it a double and throw the dog in a bun ill eat that too.
 Rong Morpongus: Finally, something I can masturbate to.
 Jald Grongo: Stopped shivering for the first time ever.
 Lorm Grongo: *softly* "ohhh... that's nice"
 Julm Plombies: what are you doing to my burgers, you smug little asshole? jesus christ. get out of here.
 Merbo Flumongus: Le dije que quera Taco Bell
Image 128193   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Rulm Drumungus
 Tramp Grunoble: I thought the R was for "rzzzzz," the sound you make when, y'know, weasles rip your flesh - which may be what happened here.
 Flumpo Grunoble: Pictured: tiny trust
 Dungo Dampombies: uhhhhhhhh...
 Mirb Morpuble: ppppppppp
Image 128192   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Crilm Rempupert
 Trungo Brombies: He thinks he's people!
 Varbo Dampongus: if it fits i sits
Image 128191   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Jimpo Cremuble
 Beng Rempumbies: Imagine his pubes
 Lewn Morpongus: Basketball Jones...that basketball was like a basketball to me.
 Piwn Drumupert: Wow @Peter Pantsless
 Dorb Plemupert: Ronald McDonald never formally admitted paternity, but paid the child support anyway
 Vilm Flumoble: Your father was a clown... or a q-tip
 Bung Gropert: You could do worse.
 Lango Flopert: P in the mix, today.
 Dump Brumple: Check it, ladies, Carrot Top 2.0 U
 Frorbo Brongus: honestly, if you can do that with your hair, you should.
 Delm Albongus: He grows up to be a psychic #122266
 Cralm Cremungo: 88:-E
Image 128190   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Rift Drumopert
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