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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Thampo Albupert: @hex0 maybe the turtle won the race then
 Garm Albopert: @NuclearWinter I thought they were called turtles?
 Daple Cremuble: my fingers were always fine, idk if you broke a finger it's your fault
 Vewn Morpuble: Fuck you Gym Teacher, it's Gym Class.
 Rawn Rempupert: @statistscanfuckoff Roller Racer!
 Freld Grunungo: No, you hold your hands inside the handguards on the model pictured so nobody gets smashed fingers and the teachers wont take them away the first time someone is a crybaby!!
 Jelm Horpoble: I like the other things better...where you wiggle the bar back and forth to make it go? Fuck that was so long ago I barely remember what I'm talking about.
 Veple Plupert: It was an unreal day when you only broke your finger.
 Dople Plemongo: We didn't have handles and ours were made of wood. Kids these days have it so easy.
Image 128196   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Hamp Dampungus
 Frang Morpungus: where will snoop be when diarrhea strikes?
 Crong Brombies: so wait...the pink stripes, that means "circumcised", right? I always forget the frosting conventions for erotic pastries.
 Luld Horpumple: This should be illegal
 Frald Albuble: a little Snoop where you poop
 Riwn Drumupert: I feel like I'm being Snooped on...
Image 128195   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Domp Plumbies
 Gempo Drumopert: looooking goood
 Maple Dampumple: At least hes not laying in the sand
 Mert Brupert: @tib gubb bite my shiny minnow ass
 Vald Flumungus: Call me Barry .
 Burm Brungus: bite mackeral
 Bift Plemungus: "BaBaRaRaCuCuDaDa"
 Crengo Albopert: Ooh! Barracuda.
Image 128194   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Durbo Flumumple
 Vuld Rempungus: those are my burgers, give them back - you are a dog, they don't even ... actually... hrm...
 Vump Plopert: Chihuahua-size me
 Bart Groble: Make fists with your toes.
 Thirt Cremungus: Sure make it a double and throw the dog in a bun ill eat that too.
 Rarm Plemongus: Finally, something I can masturbate to.
 Crewn Groble: Stopped shivering for the first time ever.
 Rerbo Rempupert: *softly* "ohhh... that's nice"
 Duft Floble: what are you doing to my burgers, you smug little asshole? jesus christ. get out of here.
 Jirb Horpomple: Le dije que quera Taco Bell
Image 128193   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Miple Rempumple
 Criwn Plemongo: I thought the R was for "rzzzzz," the sound you make when, y'know, weasles rip your flesh - which may be what happened here.
 Vengo Morpongo: Pictured: tiny trust
 Bompo Plupert: uhhhhhhhh...
 Lilm Flumbies: ppppppppp
Image 128192   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Bawn Horpoble
 Jirm Plemongus: He thinks he's people!
 Polm Brongo: if it fits i sits
Image 128191   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Long Gruble
 Friple Flumbies: Imagine his pubes
 Bift Morpoble: Basketball Jones...that basketball was like a basketball to me.
 Flomp Flumoble: Wow @Peter Pantsless
 Darm Drumomple: Ronald McDonald never formally admitted paternity, but paid the child support anyway
 Lerm Plumbies: Your father was a clown... or a q-tip
 Murbo Grunungo: You could do worse.
 Jing Plomple: P in the mix, today.
 Meft Fluble: Check it, ladies, Carrot Top 2.0 U
 Virt Albumbies: honestly, if you can do that with your hair, you should.
 Mampo Rempopert: He grows up to be a psychic #122266
 Jeple Flumongo: 88:-E
Image 128190   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Trurb Plongo
 Ving Albungus: Holy loly @DrinkMixMan
 Jerb Drumumple: In #128187 you will see a picture of me grading this essay.
 Crong Plupert: automated test grading on essays is actually more reliable
 Truld Flumple: Watermarked, man.
 Hampo Plemopert: Fake if real
 Bengo Plongo: I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
 Puld Rempomple: AG: your source for smart-ass test answers that may or may not have actually happened
 Meng Brungo: Depending on the grade level, the first paragraph answers the question quite well, at least comparing themes. The grade may be appropriate, especially if the midterm has more than one question. Just sayin'.
 Dort Flumbies: Right because he is going to read the rough draft
Image 128189   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Held Plemoble
 Crarb Albumple: The Red Double Breasted Robin, we meet again.
 Gerb Cremomple: mon costume est le plus rouge de tous les rouges , non?
 Merbo Plopert: @a robot - mais il se sent comme un seul, travers et travers
 Crert Plongo: your tailor really needs to fix that
 Bald Grumbies: Ceci n'est pas une nid d'oiseau.
 Crirbo Flumongo: birdbrain
Image 128188   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Creple Cremupert
 Viwn Flopert: Gangsta AF
 Pump Brombies: pimp kitty
 Gempo Dampumbies: mondays, right? pssh.
 Jild Gromple: fat cat is fat
 Tring Horpumple: ded
 Pung Ploble: Living the life
Image 128187   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Hart Horpuble
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