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273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273474 trelyate: ojom rof



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Score:
187
 
 duckfarts: where will snoop be when diarrhea strikes?
 funy speling: so wait...the pink stripes, that means "circumcised", right? I always forget the frosting conventions for erotic pastries.
 peeper: This should be illegal
 DrinkMixMan: a little Snoop where you poop
 Greyfeathers: I feel like I'm being Snooped on...
Image 128195   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
310
 
 MikeWhiskey: looooking goood
 Frank herbert: At least hes not laying in the sand
 DrinkMixMan: @tib gubb bite my shiny minnow ass
 DrinkMixMan: Call me Barry .
 tib gubb: bite mackeral
 sparename: "BaBaRaRaCuCuDaDa"
 Air Biscuit: Ooh! Barracuda.
Image 128194   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Score:
442
 
 duckfarts: those are my burgers, give them back - you are a dog, they don't even ... actually... hrm...
 Bluetocracy: Chihuahua-size me
 WaffleIron: Make fists with your toes.
 Frank herbert: Sure make it a double and throw the dog in a bun ill eat that too.
 SomeCanadian: Finally, something I can masturbate to.
 Cami: Stopped shivering for the first time ever.
 frenchrevolution: *softly* "ohhh... that's nice"
 Gomi Day: what are you doing to my burgers, you smug little asshole? jesus christ. get out of here.
 Peter Pantsless: Le dije que quera Taco Bell
Image 128193   08-28-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
658
 
 Jennysaurus: I thought the R was for "rzzzzz," the sound you make when, y'know, weasles rip your flesh - which may be what happened here.
 willowsprite: Pictured: tiny trust
 Mumbles: uhhhhhhhh...
 dobbiesdoogs: ppppppppp
Image 128192   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
472
 
 willowsprite: He thinks he's people!
 heck: if it fits i sits
Image 128191   08-28-16   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
491
 
 Suburbanmom: Imagine his pubes
 jslz: Basketball Jones...that basketball was like a basketball to me.
 tehghost: Wow @Peter Pantsless
 Trick Question: Ronald McDonald never formally admitted paternity, but paid the child support anyway
 Bluetocracy: Your father was a clown... or a q-tip
 Supermansbrother: You could do worse.
 Janston: P in the mix, today.
 Janston: Check it, ladies, Carrot Top 2.0 U
 Gomi Day: honestly, if you can do that with your hair, you should.
 Peter Pantsless: He grows up to be a psychic #122266
 fanny: 88:-E
Image 128190   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
160
 
 ShamWOW: Holy loly @DrinkMixMan
 Teechur: In #128187 you will see a picture of me grading this essay.
 Trick Question: automated test grading on essays is actually more reliable
 Supermansbrother: Watermarked, man.
 Janston: Fake if real
 SomeCanadian: I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
 DrinkMixMan: AG: your source for smart-ass test answers that may or may not have actually happened
 scribbs: Depending on the grade level, the first paragraph answers the question quite well, at least comparing themes. The grade may be appropriate, especially if the midterm has more than one question. Just sayin'.
 DarkTeddy: Right because he is going to read the rough draft
Image 128189   08-28-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
359
 
 SpaceCow: The Red Double Breasted Robin, we meet again.
 redmonkey3: mon costume est le plus rouge de tous les rouges , non?
 redmonkey3: @a robot - mais il se sent comme un seul, travers et travers
 duckfarts: your tailor really needs to fix that
 a robot: Ceci n'est pas une nid d'oiseau.
 dobbiesdoogs: birdbrain
Image 128188   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
440
 
 Side Boob: Gangsta AF
 Bluetocracy: pimp kitty
 Gomi Day: mondays, right? pssh.
 luxuslurch: fat cat is fat
 Knice: ded
 frenchrevolution: Living the life
Image 128187   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
482
 
 redmonkey3: @scribbs - i thought beach boys...
 sue: What's to hate?
 Frank herbert: @Janston cycl-ist
 heck: Raw llamathrust
 PrimeValkyrie: @scribbs If not, then it should have been.
 Janston: Is this cis-ist?
 SomeCanadian: Same.
 scribbs: @PrimeValkyrie "Butt Vibrations"? Wasn't that a Markey Mark song back in the '90s?
 PrimeValkyrie: I don't get it. Butt Vibrations?
 Amy Housewine: *Zebraforce
Image 128186   08-28-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
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