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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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Score:
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 Jeannie C: @Wet farts You would not believe how happily I could live not knowing this.
 WaffleIron: This guy looks stunningly like me, and this is something I would do... but I don't know his buddy at the table there so I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not me.
 Horatio: If he didn't want to get up he should have got a #127092
 XLY: Best seat in the house
 imaginary gf: Dumb but funny......
 Flirb Dampumple: obey your thirst, you lazy fuck
 Wet farts: Fountain soda is nasty. I'd say maybe 2 out of 10 people properly clean them. I fix them for a living you wouldn't believe the shit that grows in the valves.
 Scoo: Had to lift one buttcheek to refill drink, 2/10
Image 127132   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
432
 
 ChubbyBuddy: how big is your harem?
 antipatterns: Sad that you might think that
 DrinkMixMan: It's true.
 Headoftheclass: The invention of toilet paper alone made that possible. The rest is just icing on the cake!
 Bianxing: @bug Yes, but they didn't have access to watching uncountable attractive people fuck on demand for free.
 bug: I don't know man... I'm pretty sure kings used to get laid on occasion.
 bug: How did you take a selfie with your TV?
 Amy Housewine: The Medieval Times is a really awful tabloid.
 Alkavarion: I don't know, the kings at Medieval Times get paid pretty well.
 Chef Says: Is it, though?
 Amy Housewine: ... but malnutrition has still left me with a lazy eye.
 Christina: Times have a-changed.
 chhumphrey: But you don't have a dog to wipe your fingers on!
 Scoo: That king could probably kill without consequence, for what it's worth
Image 127131   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
505
 
 Alkavarion: You may already be a wizard!
 chhumphrey: Eh, he doesn't give a hoot
 Horatio: Ew, this is for Durmstrrang. Trash.
 Lestrange: Sorting hat says Hufflepuff.
Image 127130   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
282
 
 chhumphrey: @zika lika I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night
 zika lika: @chhumphrey who are you
 Headoftheclass: Fucking Animal Crackers...
 Remp Wulgus: 802.11b
 chhumphrey: Happy Animal Crackers
 Horatio: Do these crackers taste salter than normal?
 AdaMan: @bug gross
 bug: @AdaMan I got hungry just from looking at this pic.
 Flirb Dampumple: How get cow pragnant?
 Lestrange: Wheres the beef?
 Scoo: Swiggity Swacker
 AdaMan: What the hell. NSFW pics again?
Image 127129   08-23-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
265
 
 Science: @bug: It's the Imperator "Ioannes V"
 AutoDisaster: Must be a small fortune invested invested in this crap.
 bug: Hard to tell from the image compression, but is that Johnny Number 5 in a Warhammer game?
 Horatio: Man, Rock 'em Sock 'em has changed A LOT since I was a kid.
 androbot: They just want to delay the bad yelp review
 Mr. Butt: Pacific Rim 2 looking good.
 Flirb Dampumple: Planned Parenthood Convention
Image 127128   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
256
 
 WaffleIron: This guy needs to chill out. Maybe there's an herb for that.
 Bianxing: When the username is part of the joke...
Image 127127   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
220
 
 dobbiesdoogs: do i need to bring my dreamcast vmu to test my seman?
 John Singapore: GREAT! Finally a place where they do that!!
 Amy Housewine: @AdaMan Because this is The Friendly Spaceship and Purple is a sacrement.
 Horatio: Well doctor, does it taste like a boy or a girl? We want to know how to paint the nursery.
 Christina: Does seman cause pregnency?
 AdaMan: Why are some words purple and some not?
 Amy Housewine: Salty seman.
 WaffleIron: This tests the etcetera.
 bug: This was the worst internship I've ever had.
 Mr. Butt: SEMAN
 Jeannie C: I'm not signing up for this experiment.
 Stonewyvvern: Sounds like my exwifes underwear
 sparename: cornerstones of a nutritious breakfast. And I'm sure the background picture is bacon and eggs?
Image 127126   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
449
 
 square44: what happens if the park gets popular?
 Peter Pantsless: "4.5: Bring mace"
 AverageJoe: Rapist approved
 WaffleIron: Respect urban solitude and avoid eye contact.
 Jeannie C: #5 ...and no one will hear your screams.
 Janston: Not enough solitude for a fortress, but good enough to "get away from it all" for a few hours.
 Jeannie C: #4 is how Night of the Living Dead started.
 Annoying Vegan : Introvert approved
Image 127125   08-23-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
322
 
 Headoftheclass: @SunWukong WOOOOOOOO!
 Amy Housewine: @SunWukong Left shoe Stylin', right shoe Profilin'.
 SunWukong: @Amy Housewine He keeps Ric Flair in the shoe rack.
 Amy Housewine: Steve "Steve" Borden.
 Magma Safe: At least you'll know when orcs are about
 chhumphrey: Why, does he hate umbrellas?
 Christina: Will it cover him when it rains?
 Peter Pantsless: "Fuck the Police. I just want Sting."
 SunWukong: Message in a bucket...
 Janston: @Bianxing jealous?
 Bianxing: @Janston Your comment is a tautology.
 Janston: Unnecessary ellipsis...
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo I concede victory to your far superior comment
 Mr. Butt: Do you work in the Mines of Moria?
 Scoo: Do you work for Colbert?
Image 127124   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
447
 
 zoso: lmaooooooo...
 trelyate: Salute Your Shorts
 Fancy Clown: Is that Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho by any chance?
 XLY: Should have popped a on handed hand stand for full points, as is 7/10
 Scoo: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
 fanny: I'd hate to see him raise the flag, if you know what I mean! (wink wink!)
 bug: I pledge allegiance to my pants...
 Jeannie C: Unclear on the concept, face the flag.
 Phum Munts: AG clock
Image 127123   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
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