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272626  Theimposter: Counter crusade required.

272602  Mr. Butt: It's okay.

272602  Kaviri: Like, if you can't read then I can't even help you.

272611  Kaviri: She's a real beaut.

272614  Kaviri: Spok's dad.

272618  Kaviri: They only allow cat yoga at the dog park in Portland.

272622  Kaviri: Knowmsayin?

272626  Kaviri: Time for the Baja Men to make a comeback!

272632  Kaviri: Thank goodness they told us the original show Rainn was in, how else would we have known?

272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Score:
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 Jeannie C: @Wet farts You would not believe how happily I could live not knowing this.
 WaffleIron: This guy looks stunningly like me, and this is something I would do... but I don't know his buddy at the table there so I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not me.
 Horatio: If he didn't want to get up he should have got a #127092
 XLY: Best seat in the house
 imaginary gf: Dumb but funny......
 Flirb Dampumple: obey your thirst, you lazy fuck
 Wet farts: Fountain soda is nasty. I'd say maybe 2 out of 10 people properly clean them. I fix them for a living you wouldn't believe the shit that grows in the valves.
 Booty Kicker: Had to lift one buttcheek to refill drink, 2/10
Image 127132   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
432
 
 ChubbyBuddy: how big is your harem?
 neutron: Sad that you might think that
 DrinkMixMan: It's true.
 Headoftheclass: The invention of toilet paper alone made that possible. The rest is just icing on the cake!
 Bianxing: @bug Yes, but they didn't have access to watching uncountable attractive people fuck on demand for free.
 bug: I don't know man... I'm pretty sure kings used to get laid on occasion.
 bug: How did you take a selfie with your TV?
 Amy Housewine: The Medieval Times is a really awful tabloid.
 Alkavarion: I don't know, the kings at Medieval Times get paid pretty well.
 Chef Says: Is it, though?
 Amy Housewine: ... but malnutrition has still left me with a lazy eye.
 Christina: Times have a-changed.
 chhumphrey: But you don't have a dog to wipe your fingers on!
 wolfskin: That king could probably kill without consequence, for what it's worth
Image 127131   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
505
 
 Alkavarion: You may already be a wizard!
 chhumphrey: Eh, he doesn't give a hoot
 Horatio: Ew, this is for Durmstrrang. Trash.
 Lestrange: Sorting hat says Hufflepuff.
Image 127130   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
282
 
 chhumphrey: @zika lika I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night
 zika lika: @chhumphrey who are you
 Headoftheclass: Fucking Animal Crackers...
 Remp Wulgus: 802.11b
 chhumphrey: Happy Animal Crackers
 Horatio: Do these crackers taste salter than normal?
 AdaMan: @bug gross
 bug: @AdaMan I got hungry just from looking at this pic.
 Flirb Dampumple: How get cow pragnant?
 Lestrange: Wheres the beef?
 buds420: Swiggity Swacker
 AdaMan: What the hell. NSFW pics again?
Image 127129   08-23-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
265
 
 Science: @bug: It's the Imperator "Ioannes V"
 AutoDisaster: Must be a small fortune invested invested in this crap.
 bug: Hard to tell from the image compression, but is that Johnny Number 5 in a Warhammer game?
 Horatio: Man, Rock 'em Sock 'em has changed A LOT since I was a kid.
 androbot: They just want to delay the bad yelp review
 Mr. Butt: Pacific Rim 2 looking good.
 Flirb Dampumple: Planned Parenthood Convention
Image 127128   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
256
 
 WaffleIron: This guy needs to chill out. Maybe there's an herb for that.
 Bianxing: When the username is part of the joke...
Image 127127   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
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 dobbiesdoogs: do i need to bring my dreamcast vmu to test my seman?
 John Singapore: GREAT! Finally a place where they do that!!
 Amy Housewine: @AdaMan Because this is The Friendly Spaceship and Purple is a sacrement.
 Horatio: Well doctor, does it taste like a boy or a girl? We want to know how to paint the nursery.
 Christina: Does seman cause pregnency?
 AdaMan: Why are some words purple and some not?
 Amy Housewine: Salty seman.
 WaffleIron: This tests the etcetera.
 bug: This was the worst internship I've ever had.
 Mr. Butt: SEMAN
 Jeannie C: I'm not signing up for this experiment.
 Stonewyvvern: Sounds like my exwifes underwear
 sparename: cornerstones of a nutritious breakfast. And I'm sure the background picture is bacon and eggs?
Image 127126   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
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 square44: what happens if the park gets popular?
 Peter Pantsless: "4.5: Bring mace"
 AverageJoe: Rapist approved
 WaffleIron: Respect urban solitude and avoid eye contact.
 Jeannie C: #5 ...and no one will hear your screams.
 Janston: Not enough solitude for a fortress, but good enough to "get away from it all" for a few hours.
 Jeannie C: #4 is how Night of the Living Dead started.
 Annoying Vegan : Introvert approved
Image 127125   08-23-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
322
 
 Headoftheclass: @SunWukong WOOOOOOOO!
 Amy Housewine: @SunWukong Left shoe Stylin', right shoe Profilin'.
 SunWukong: @Amy Housewine He keeps Ric Flair in the shoe rack.
 Amy Housewine: Steve "Steve" Borden.
 Magma Safe: At least you'll know when orcs are about
 chhumphrey: Why, does he hate umbrellas?
 Christina: Will it cover him when it rains?
 Peter Pantsless: "Fuck the Police. I just want Sting."
 SunWukong: Message in a bucket...
 Janston: @Bianxing jealous?
 Bianxing: @Janston Your comment is a tautology.
 Janston: Unnecessary ellipsis...
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo I concede victory to your far superior comment
 Mr. Butt: Do you work in the Mines of Moria?
 frenk: Do you work for Colbert?
Image 127124   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
447
 
 zoso: lmaooooooo...
 trelyate: Salute Your Shorts
 Fancy Clown: Is that Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho by any chance?
 XLY: Should have popped a on handed hand stand for full points, as is 7/10
 Watch Out: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
 fanny: I'd hate to see him raise the flag, if you know what I mean! (wink wink!)
 bug: I pledge allegiance to my pants...
 Jeannie C: Unclear on the concept, face the flag.
 Phum Munts: AG clock
Image 127123   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
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