Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

238866  carpwoman: @Zukero - He's paid to catch them and couldn't, she isn't and could.

238902  GoGo Robotto: @GoGo Robotto *stylized*

238902  GoGo Robotto: YPG women squad, fighting ISIS

238847  Aspirin: I heard his associates are a bunch of Richards too.

238893  ThoughtlessGentleman: hail satan.

238868  deeeeeeeez: @funny in the wall no that's the guy who played the villain in Blade

238901  Ulillillia: Autorities

238896  grizzly: Time to get rid of my used hypodermic needle play set.

238829  Korrok: I can dig it.

238856  Aspirin: This is the only way to associate value with pennies now.

238900  fumbduck: If cutting off parts of an infant's genitals is part of your culture, then your culture is garbage.

238898  itskando: Go home, Hamster.

238900  itskando: They use a fancy cup for the scrotum scrapings? Is that what caviar is?

238829  Jabberwikket: @Mad Collager well done!

238868  wolfpk: The Empire needs YOU!

238893  XLY: metal af

238869  wolfpk: Here's an idea; lay off the LSD, shrooms or whatever the hell else you've been taking.

238872  wolfpk: Truth in advertising!

238883  wolfpk: I know that bastard is behind me!!

238855  trelyate: how to roll a purrito

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Yurishiro
2. glenalec
3. Christina
4. Ulillillia
5. Robespierre
6. Shay
7. Mad Collager
8. Felicity
9. Micro Jackson
10. wolfpk

The top ten most commented-on images today:

238689 grizzly: Deep Thought.

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238813 OldKentuckyShark: "Listen to this fart"

238856 Aspirin: This is the only way to associate value with pennies now.

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238875 Micro Jackson: Fuck this

238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

238852 Micro Jackson: Classy

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Mumbles uploaded 238400 (1377 points)
Booty Kicker uploaded 238432 (1169 points)
drhenry uploaded 238546 (1083 points)
Side Boob uploaded 238404 (1020 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 238744 (1008 points)
bubbles uploaded 238524 (1005 points)
Christina uploaded 238390 (987 points)
firesoup uploaded 238538 (979 points)
Side Boob uploaded 238401 (951 points)
dirtstick uploaded 238590 (938 points)
Sprinkles uploaded 238743 (937 points)
Pikachu uploaded 238411 (927 points)
satoshi uploaded 238553 (925 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 238724 (924 points)
Rachelina uploaded 238444 (918 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 14865 points
 2. Side Boob: 7196 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 6659 points
 4. a robot: 3944 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3137 points
 6. Christina: 2711 points
 7. Booty Kicker: 2387 points
 8. Warrax: 2286 points
 9. Fursona: 2258 points
10. Shay: 2231 points
11. discodisco: 2203 points
12. karpeles: 2203 points
13. Mr. Shine: 2061 points
14. watwatwat: 2055 points
15. barfolomew: 1922 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 501
Registered users online in past hour: 2157

Average image score (last 24 hours): 369

Total number of comments: 1276906
Total number of images: 238880

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 112160
XP needed for green ranking: 39163
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 Dreforian: minimum belly rub requirement not met, shifting to standby mode
 msmstud: Sometimes the funniest thing about pets and children is a beautiful lack of shame.
 satoshi: lmaoooooo
 Christina: "I die for you."
Image 126876   08-22-16   Uploaded by    savvoy
 msmstud: 2/2. "I'm on a boat and, It's going fast and, I've got a nautical-themed Pashmina Afghan. I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo, If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh. Get the fuck up, this boat is real!"
 msmstud: 1/2. Woof-meh.
 Scoo: Stay warm, puppers
 tib gubb: dude had a snuggle reactor installed on his boat
Image 126875   08-22-16   Uploaded by    genius
 whiplash: What an eerie photo.
 msmstud: Delicious ear marmalade, just like grandma Van Gogh used to make.
 tib gubb: oh heck yes. the new tales from the city is looking good.
 ignatz: WTF is it with all the body parts recently?
 sparename: "That's Luigi, with two 'i's but only one ear - doesn't matter where he lost the ear or where I hid the knife..."
Image 126874   08-22-16   Uploaded by    savvoy
 Gomi Day: oh man, i forgot all about that, actually. and that this comic was by him. it just came on my radar, and as somebody who does noise and some weirdo ambient stuff, i found it hilarious.
 VoR: @Firm Buttocks Oh god. just read his wiki and it is bleak. That's how you butthorn.
 tib gubb: look, just find the closest handful of pills and swallow them. This is edm, dammit.
 Firm Buttocks: We need as many of these as possible since John Campbell's tragic mental collapse
Image 126873   08-22-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 msmstud: "I think you've mismatched me with a comic book character. I own everything and care nothing for others, you see."
 trees: Now drink from other peoples cups using the penis straw. Penis end goes in the cup.
 Christina: Fortunately, there will be a protective net when she tries to jump off the window.
 Firm Buttocks: Streaky the Supercat doesn't give a fuck
 a robot: Super Kitty can leap tall buildings in a single bound, but he'd rather take a nap
 hajjpodge: Super Jerk.
Image 126872   08-22-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
 SpaceCow: @durian It's supposed to be Freddy's inner monologue, probably should have @Questionable to tie it in.
 durian: What is that supposed to mean @SpaceCow?
 whiplash: "Don't stare at him, Ethel. He can't help the way he looks."
 SpaceCow: "Pull it togheter Fred, everyone gets stood up once in awhile. We knew it'd be hard when we woke up in the burn ward."
 antipatterns: What a dreamboat
 sue: bae caught me sleeping
 Butcherboy: Patrick Stewart looking rough
 Mad Collager: Damnit! I forgot to wear the green and tan pants and the gray shoes!
 questionable: Daydream on Oak Boulevard (1986, 32ep). TV spinoff series focusing on a reformed Freddie helping nice old ladies with family problems
 duckfarts: c'mon ladies, don't you want to take a nap or something? not even a little bit? no? *sigh*
Image 126871   08-22-16   Uploaded by    AstoriaBum
Image 126870 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by frenk. Boo, frenk.
 questionable: pretty sure this isn't how you make a salad, guy from Leprechaun
 duckfarts: headcheese?
 dtallon13: tasty
Image 126869   08-22-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 BlarfyB: Wasn't Zebraforce's base at Ice Station Zebra?
 SpaceCow: "Oh no! The city is being attacked by Crater Cheetah! Someone call the Zebra Force!"
 msmstud: @Scoo -- I bet you sell lots of T-Shirts.
 Scoo: Llamathrust is my band's name. We're not very good but we got a sweet name.
 Trick Question: Coincidentally, Llamathrust is actually 746 "wats".
 tib gubb: I'm partial to Donkey Strength, it's got a low-iq vibe that tickles me.
 Mad Collager: Llamathrust seems more like play being done. Just sayin'.
 Christina: Llamathrust.
 hajjpodge: Dude would have probably known this if he hadn't crushed so many Budweiser cans against his forehead in college.
 questionable: interestingly, there's also an animal-based unit to measure work not being done: gatorcomments
 Magma Safe: Isn't Zebra Force the name of the police in "zou"?
 duckfarts: When you're in trouble and you have no one else to turn to, call the ZEBRAFORCE
 crudites: Ironically, Gorillastrength comes from being Donkeybrained.
 Firm Buttocks: Llamathrust and Zebraforce: they're cops
 a robot: @tib gubb I'm going with "llamathrust" just because it combines the two funniest words
 tib gubb: i'm not sure which of these is funniest.
 dtallon13: y tha ifunny watermark tho
 VoR: I think I found a way to reduce our population by 29%
 ignatz: they misspelled Donkeypunch
Image 126868   08-22-16   Uploaded by    logan
 Shay: Ehhh....I don't give a shit anymore.
 Dreforian: I'm only going to show you how to do this one last time, Judy
 Otterman: Boing!
 XLY: cool as a cucumber
 Supermansbrother: Slightly stupid, faintly dirty.
 SomeCanadian: I must depart- my homeworld needs me. Farewell, human.
 VoR: Dog: "What am I doing with my life?"
 ignatz: That's actually a pretty good throw for a dog..
Image 126867   08-22-16   Uploaded by    Red
Page 1 ... 11198 11199 11200 11201 11202 11203 11204 ... 23888 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.