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257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

257651  Side Boob: I'm learning!

257656  Side Boob: @Butcherboy I have the song stuck in my head now :P

257510  FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.

257536  FireBreathingMarmot: Cindy Sherman got a new app

257654  Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.

257642  2Berries: @petepuma i saw smile with little boobs, but to each their own

257613  FireBreathingMarmot: Meddling kids.

257657  petepuma: toilet cat is watching you OH GOD WHYYYYY

257652  Mexico: @Sadbot @Robespierre I'm glad my dad isn't, nor has even been, like this.

257658  petepuma: YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (oblig)

257630  FireBreathingMarmot: Reminder to people complaining about cats being aloof: some cats are needy and lethal.

257656  Butcherboy: Thanks for the memories @Side Boob

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

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 lecj07: Ugh, peta. Still kinda cool.
 Turts: I love the new Cronenberg fashion line!
 duckfarts: carrion luggage
 Derp Herpigan: A gift for the next unlucky TSA agent...
 Korrok: This will certainly be going on Korrok's holiday gift list.
 tib gubb: do you want face huggers? because that's how you get face huggers
 Janston: This kills the Gucci.
 Nope: *looks at list of pick up lines* *eyes "Yo I want my dick up in your flesh purse"* *Crosses off*
Image 126823   08-21-16   Uploaded by    savvoy
 duckfarts: I jump back UNGH I kiss myself
 Janston: Oh there are a lot worse things people can use than their feet.
 Nope: All love matters
Image 126822   08-21-16   Uploaded by    ani625
 Rincewiind: Lesser Atuins!
 Noremak: @VoR That's a breed of turtle, right?
 VoR: @SoyUnPerdedor @Janston @CastleBravo @XLY Tortoise. This is a Tortoise.
 SoyUnPerdedor: It's just as I suspected, turtles all the way down
 Janston: One turtle, with extra turtles.
 CastleBravo: Those should be elephants....
 Derp Herpigan: Docked in Mothership.
 XLY: Turtles on half a shell, turtle power!
Image 126821   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs preach it
 scribbs: @WaffleIron I had a college math prof. who insisted on pencil so we could erase. I'm left handed; pencil leaves the side of my hand black. I used a gigantic-leaded pencil, made deliberate mistakes, and never erased. Spite never felt so good.
 whiplash: @ a robot: you can see his last name is covered up with white tape.
 LancesLeftNut: syllabi be trippin'
 Poop Bird: professors and their goddamn syllabuses
 Horatio: @duckfarts Yeah, it'seems a habit from the Navy I just couldn't break myself of. I ended up losing a few points on basically every assignment that was hand written.
 duckfarts: i remember i got a point marked off a math quiz because I put a line through the zero and the other student grading it said "but that's for null set" which we hadn't learned yet anyway and I'm still bitter about this BULLSHIT INJUSTICE
 WaffleIron: Who actually reads the syllabus? And what kindergarten teaches economics - as every other level of education prefers pen?
 duckfarts: well, i guess i have to write with your blood then
 Derp Herpigan: @a robot Not sure if sarcastic or just couldn't see the white-out square blocking the last name.
 WTF: @a robot I believe it. This consistently happens at the college I work at.
 a robot: What high school/college test taker only writes their first name on the test? I'm calling shenanigans here
 Red: robert was later arrested for murder, but acquitted on the grounds that "that's some fucking bullshit, man."
 Mr. Butt: Got dangit, Bobby
 XLY: The nopening. Clearly the teach is in the pocket of big lead and big rubber
Image 126820   08-21-16   Uploaded by    romangreek
 Korrok: @WaffleIron Suffering and cake. Don't forget about the cake.
 Supermansbrother: Ron Sworsach.
 Derp Herpigan: [Insert comparison of Twilight here.]
 Korrok: Hurm?
Image 126819   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Lestrange: Aussie man
 deadwombat: Dunno, man ... it's been quite a while, but 12 hours doesn't seem to be an unreasonable half-life for lysergic.
 A duck: "There's a beverage here, man!"
 Warrax: Aquaman will finally be a true superhero when he learns this power.
Image 126818   08-21-16   Uploaded by    San DoDo
 Noremak: @arctic fox Just a generic tearjerker line you'd get out of a movie. Don't think too hard about it.
 arctic fox: @Noremak what do you mean
 Noremak: @smusher Some of us aren't as lucky as he is to go home. *sheds a tear*
 crazyfingers: There's your problem
 smusher: Satan can go to hell
 SoyUnPerdedor: I can't wait for this year's celebration of the War on Christmas
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo This Bathamay or Bathamaynot be true.
 Warrax: I play cribbage with Satan on sundays, and he's really pleased with how everyone celebrates christmas with orgies of naked greed and consumerism. So if you want to hail Satan, just continue on as you have been.
 Scoo: This is what Evangelicals actually believe
Image 126817   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Pikachu
 VoR: oh. I might have missed the funny in this.
 CastleBravo: Four cuils away.
 Korrok: So are we getting a third season or not?
 a robot: @Janston I'm sure someone has tried
 Janston: You don't order pizza with extra pizza on it.
Image 126816   08-21-16   Uploaded by    brown tony
 duckfarts: jared no
 Scoo: That's actually fucking creepy: you want to see three year olds' underwear??
 DrinkMixMan: Good thing I'm this guy: #84706
Image 126815   08-21-16   Uploaded by    grimes
 hajjpodge: This is how studio executives come up with ideas.
Image 126814   08-21-16   Uploaded by    dtallon13
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