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210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

210541  fanny: IM WEARING MY PAUL MCCARTNEY 2017 CONCERT TEE RIGHT NOW HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING

210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies

210550  fanny: THANKS FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210550  Dr Awkward: Love me some funnyasduck.net

210561  WaffleIron: Given some more freedom to the press, hoorah!

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210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210332 werterland: @danny ME TOO. There also doesn't seem to be a complete series set, which I find kind of weird.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young



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Score:
483
 
 Jeannie C: English is not for sissies.
 Wet farts: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!
 WaffleIron: And this is one of the reasons my wife hates english.
 Slamajama: My carrot is pointing to a 24 karat blond
 Fiasco: This is the Dark Souls of pedantry.
 savvoy: homophones homophobes hoboprobes
 savvoy: homophones homophobes hoboprobes
 Scoo: And yet, I don't care at all...
 depression: Really
Image 124750   08-11-16   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
320
 
 Thelter: DICK'S Just the Tip
 Thelter: DICK'S Just the Tip
 Knice: AH HA HA!! AH HA HA!! AH HA HA!! *pisses self, others*
 a sedated moose: @Knice paging @Knice
 Jaunty Shrimp: We have a Dick's Last Resort in San Diego where the workers great you like dicks on purpose, looks like the same idea. It wears thin, I must say.
 Slamajama: That's what Dick would want you to think, but you don't know Dick
 Warrax: After this long, I'd strongly recommend seeing a doctor if it hasn't fallen off yet.
 Scoo: DO U REMEMBER US?
 Weedheart: Not any more.
Image 124749   08-11-16   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
589
 
 Bonecollector: O Canada!
 a sedated moose: @Ulillillia ...taking credit for my good deeds...rasum frasum rasum...
 WaffleIron: @duckfarts : He holds the doors on time.
 duckfarts: heil mooselini
 ughjeez: And 12 I'm sorrys.
 Ulillillia: You're welcome.
Image 124748   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
544
 
 Poop Bird: @ModelTRex I'm not sure it works like that
 ModelTRex: Goddamn should have been a hockey player.
 Cami: He'said actually nervous because one of them brought along a kid who seems to be about the right age to be his son?
 a sedated moose: @Poop van Pants Try not to suck any dicks on the way to your car! Hey! You! Get back here!
 Slamajama: Jay still has the herpes, yeah he remembers you two
 Peter Pantsless: "So what are you guys doing after the game?"
 Scoo: @Poop van Pants 37!?
 Poop van Pants: @Scoo if she is like the girl from Clerks she still needs to make signs and goto 17 more games
 Knice: Teamwork makes the dream work.
 dobbiesdoogs: @A duck because the dude's beard tingled just so
 Red: what, at the same time?
 Scoo: Her boyfriend looks just thrilled to be there
 Jayfu: They're going to do it again, too
 A duck: Oh, Tyler remembers.
Image 124747   08-11-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
402
 
 DrinkMixMan: Somebody tread on him
 Lemonator: now THAT'S what I call a metal-head
 Scoo: That's no way to speak to @SomeCanadian! He's trying to help you!
Image 124746   08-11-16   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
199
 
 Jayfu: @Albo Grungus well, if you look closely, the silhouette isnt solid like a metal or rubber buttplug would be, and the small part below the shoulder is way too small to be a handle or even a ring. Also, I have a glass wine decanter that belonged to my granfmother before she passed
 Albo Grungus: why? @Jayfu
 p-niiice: lost in transsertion
 Korrok: WAAAAYY up in there, in'it?
 Penultimate Grunongo: @savvoy Probably first time panic. That looks like one they could have just laxed out.
 DrinkMixMan: How did that get there?
 Slamajama: When butt plugs go rogue
 duckfarts: RPG LOADED IN #2!
 savvoy: That's a pretty safe shape for a butt-plug, you've got to wonder what went wrong.
 Jayfu: That looks like a cap for a wine decanter
 Scoo: @Nope Well then, just wait it out. It'll melt eventually.
 Nope: hmm #124740
Image 124745   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
676
 
 Jeannie C: You never see a bad picture of a dog.
 Annoying Vegan : A Good Dog.
 A duck: Always Radvote Dogs
Image 124744   08-11-16   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
227
 
 metallica: Victory cigarettes, endorsed by Winston Smith.
 duckfarts: @savvoy the colonoscopy is fine; it's the drinking the night before that sucks
 WaffleIron: @savvoy : So the drugs they give you to knock you out are just super!
 savvoy: @duckfarts ...triggered. I had a colonoscopy Monday. (Sorry, prolly TMI)
 duckfarts: @savvoy what will you pay when diarrhea strikes
 savvoy: Your sewer bill is $44,000? What in God's name are you doing in there?
Image 124743   08-11-16   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
239
 
 Skaalar: Not a bad upper body though. He probably used to work out.
 Slamajama: Lasix works!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @vincenzo Boo!
 Annoying Vegan : Classic Rob.
 savvoy: And he probably wants to get that mole checked out, too.
 vincenzo: And will to live
Image 124742   08-11-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
146
 
 Thelter: And what would like to drink with your meal sir? Yeah, grab me a bottle of fierce rape please
 Mr. Shine: Is it in you? (TM)
 A duck: I'm the Grapist!
 DonkeyPuncher: dildo equipped version of the Futurama suicide booth
Image 124741   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
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