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257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

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 Slamajama: If I said you have a beautiful Golgi body would you hold it against my endoplasmic reticulum ?
 willowsprite: @A duck you saw right through me
 Hosebag: The ribosomes taste like ribosomes! The snozberrys taste like snozberrys!
 trelyate: mitochondrians look like hotdogs with mustard on top
 Peter Pantsless: This reminds me of when I did mitosis with pizzas. Why yes, I was the most popular kid in school that day
 Coolguy: Ok, you get an 'A'. Now cut that shit up and let's have a paaaaartay!
 A duck: Damn girl, you got a fine Goigi Body
 Janston: I'm stil thinkin bout thos nuclei.
 willowsprite: Too bad it's fondant *hurk*
 Urn BooUrn: Microbiology is actually really interesting. I would recommend taking a class in it if you get the chance.
 DonkeyPuncher: Eeew, vegetarian cake
Image 122034   07-29-16   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
 TurkeyVulture: I'm doing the baby's nursery in '60s, '70s, and '80s sci-fi art.
 Janston: Wow, Vallejo did a lot of badass sci-fi art.
Image 122033   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Beef Supreme: Free wheelchair beats expensive smart cart.
 A duck: We all end up as slaves to our material possessions.
Image 122032   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 Slamajama: Vince McMahon's revenge, also WTF
 Skaalar: Anything where pandas get injured is fine by me.
 SomeCanadian: I want this shirt
 Urchin: They should really flip acronyms. World Wildlife Entertainment sounds better anyway.
 msmstud: Vast improvement.
Image 122031   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Slamajama: Buster Crab was a gray shortstop, but could not hit to save his life , thus was doomed to spend his career in the minors
 savvoy: I laughed.
 Mextreme Enchirito: kill it with fire
 Janston: Not fair to the other mascots it has to race at the 7th inning.
 San DoDo: @SomeCanadian at least the hot-dogs are still the same
 Galacta: Giant Enemy Crabs
 Theta Zero: Attack its weak point.
 Coolguy: @Ulillillia What do you expect, it's the New York Mets. Anything is better then watching those bums.
 Yam: New Godzilla villain monster is kinda lame, but still more compelling than the MUTO
 Ulillillia: *buys $100 ticket to major league game to play game on phone*
 SomeCanadian: So they finally livened it up, huh?
Image 122030   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Alastair
 daisy picker: shit yes
 indolentia: mmmm, angela landsboobie
 Peter Pantsless: @Side Boob what was the murder rate in that town, anyway?
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Her and Hillary both.
 Side Boob: People always end up dead around Angela Landsbury.
 msmstud: @SomeCanadian -- GILFs.
 Side Boob: @Nope You rang? GAH!
 Ulillillia: @SomeCanadian And then there's Maude.
 SomeCanadian: @Nope Speak for yourself. Rawr.
 Nope: Old lady side boob... ew
Image 122029   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 willowsprite: The sky is cracking
 msmstud: This is the sort of shit that should be in the olympics.
 Mexico: The only thing holding those soba bowls upright is the sheer force of his coolness.
Image 122028   07-29-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Slamajama: Pokemon invade, film at 11
 savvoy: Check out creepy-eyes in the upper left.
 discodisco: Never seen this before
 falling: Misandry in action
 guest: voldemort in the background
 DonkeyPuncher: Page 103 from The Big Book of British Smiles
 Mern Trulbo: Your mom likes this
 Donger: Timely
 DrinkMixMan: Print media late to the party once again.
 Ulillillia: That day they switched tactics to corrupting the international animation industry
 Nope: Yeah they saw her face and said WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!
Image 122027   07-29-16   Uploaded by    claphands
 indolentia: frankly, my dear, i don't give a quack.
 Amy Housewine: Prunella, The Haughty Duck.
Image 122026   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Turts: @Scoo Unfortunately it is "Dirt"
 hairy: roses and formaldehyde
 Scoo: Please tell me the one to the left is "Fart"
 msmstud: Heckuva way to rebrand formaldehyde.
 DonkeyPuncher: lucky stiff
 Ulillillia: I'm not smelling you--I don't even know you're ALIVE
 WTF: Nothing says "Pick-Me-Up" like the necrophiliac's favorite "Funeral Home" scent.
Image 122025   07-29-16   Uploaded by    time is wastin
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