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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.



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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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Score:
400
 
 Slamajama: If I said you have a beautiful Golgi body would you hold it against my endoplasmic reticulum ?
 willowsprite: @A duck you saw right through me
 Hosebag: The ribosomes taste like ribosomes! The snozberrys taste like snozberrys!
 trelyate: mitochondrians look like hotdogs with mustard on top
 Peter Pantsless: This reminds me of when I did mitosis with pizzas. Why yes, I was the most popular kid in school that day
 Coolguy: Ok, you get an 'A'. Now cut that shit up and let's have a paaaaartay!
 A duck: Damn girl, you got a fine Goigi Body
 Janston: I'm stil thinkin bout thos nuclei.
 willowsprite: Too bad it's fondant *hurk*
 Urn BooUrn: Microbiology is actually really interesting. I would recommend taking a class in it if you get the chance.
 DonkeyPuncher: Eeew, vegetarian cake
Image 122034   07-29-16   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
573
 
 million laffs: I'm doing the baby's nursery in '60s, '70s, and '80s sci-fi art.
 Janston: Wow, Vallejo did a lot of badass sci-fi art.
Image 122033   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
229
 
 Beef Supreme: Free wheelchair beats expensive smart cart.
 A duck: We all end up as slaves to our material possessions.
Image 122032   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
665
 
 Slamajama: Vince McMahon's revenge, also WTF
 Skaalar: Anything where pandas get injured is fine by me.
 SomeCanadian: I want this shirt
 Urchin: They should really flip acronyms. World Wildlife Entertainment sounds better anyway.
 msmstud: Vast improvement.
Image 122031   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
314
 
 Slamajama: Buster Crab was a gray shortstop, but could not hit to save his life , thus was doomed to spend his career in the minors
 savvoy: I laughed.
 Mextreme Enchirito: kill it with fire
 Janston: Not fair to the other mascots it has to race at the 7th inning.
 San DoDo: @SomeCanadian at least the hot-dogs are still the same
 Galacta: Giant Enemy Crabs
 tea: Attack its weak point.
 Coolguy: @Ulillillia What do you expect, it's the New York Mets. Anything is better then watching those bums.
 Yam: New Godzilla villain monster is kinda lame, but still more compelling than the MUTO
 Ulillillia: *buys $100 ticket to major league game to play game on phone*
 SomeCanadian: So they finally livened it up, huh?
Image 122030   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Alastair
Score:
452
 
 daisy picker: shit yes
 indolentia: mmmm, angela landsboobie
 Peter Pantsless: @Side Boob what was the murder rate in that town, anyway?
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Her and Hillary both.
 Side Boob: People always end up dead around Angela Landsbury.
 msmstud: @SomeCanadian -- GILFs.
 Side Boob: @Nope You rang? GAH!
 Ulillillia: @SomeCanadian And then there's Maude.
 SomeCanadian: @Nope Speak for yourself. Rawr.
 Nope: Old lady side boob... ew
Image 122029   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
335
 
 willowsprite: The sky is cracking
 msmstud: This is the sort of shit that should be in the olympics.
 Mexico: The only thing holding those soba bowls upright is the sheer force of his coolness.
Image 122028   07-29-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
295
 
 Slamajama: Pokemon invade, film at 11
 savvoy: Check out creepy-eyes in the upper left.
 discodisco: Never seen this before
 falling: Misandry in action
 guest: voldemort in the background
 DonkeyPuncher: Page 103 from The Big Book of British Smiles
 Mern Trulbo: Your mom likes this
 Donger: Timely
 DrinkMixMan: Print media late to the party once again.
 Ulillillia: That day they switched tactics to corrupting the international animation industry
 Nope: Yeah they saw her face and said WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!
Image 122027   07-29-16   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
571
 
 indolentia: frankly, my dear, i don't give a quack.
 Amy Housewine: Prunella, The Haughty Duck.
Image 122026   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
263
 
 Turts: @Scoo Unfortunately it is "Dirt"
 hairy: roses and formaldehyde
 Scoo: Please tell me the one to the left is "Fart"
 msmstud: Heckuva way to rebrand formaldehyde.
 DonkeyPuncher: lucky stiff
 Ulillillia: I'm not smelling you--I don't even know you're ALIVE
 WTF: Nothing says "Pick-Me-Up" like the necrophiliac's favorite "Funeral Home" scent.
Image 122025   07-29-16   Uploaded by    time is wastin
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