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210549  wolfpk: Only your own

210553  wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.

210551  antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"

210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

210530  Ulillillia: 32X: Sonic Porn

210555  wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.

210531  Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo

210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

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210343 mammal883: didn't this kid pass out in the video from his 'yeah boy'?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

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 savvoy: I am intensely curious as to the wildlife that will be seen on a highland safari. "Shaggy cattle- check. Pert lassie- check. Trout- check. Ghillie... I know there's one around somewhere..."
 Fishy: Drive safe? How borrinnnggg.
 SunWukong: @DrinkMixMan I'm not sure I'd want a thrilling Safari.
 DrinkMixMan: Somehow I don't have high hopes for the safari.
Image 121959   07-29-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
387
 
 Murdertaco: My home state embarrassing me agein
 Bluetocracy: Doctor tool becoming obsolete... says he's going to try Viagra
 Fiasco: @DonkeyPuncher You just made me groan so loud in real life that I scared my dog
 DonkeyPuncher: When they sentenced the guy driving the train that plowed through that town to death they had to use lethal injection. They couldn't give him the chair because he was a bad conductor.
 savvoy: An hour and forty-five minutes of post-injection writhing counts as a complaint, I guess.
 San DoDo: This kills the inmate
 DrinkMixMan: "Is THIS what you call a lethal injection? Just kill me now."
 Musician: That decision may come back to haunt them
Image 121958   07-29-16   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
278
 
 Fiasco: Apple invented this first.
 SomeCanadian: @Red Only sharp cheddars
 Red: is this how cheese is made?
 Borkf: Freeze it, then cut it
 AverageJoe: milk sharpener? You mean vodka
 ignatz: we call the first gin n tonic a "sharpener"
 duckfarts: if you can sharpen your milk, you probably shouldn't be drinking it anymore
Image 121957   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Moldred
Score:
477
 
 PenguinBartender: High, higher, higher, hiiiiiigher --- nope, too high, back down everyone.
 savvoy: Scatter like grouse!
 San DoDo: Scatter!
 Fishy: Reminds me of cthulu
 ignatz: @duckfarts like half the startups in the uk atm
 duckfarts: i'm pretty sure these are the [COLOR] [NOUN]s
 john fletch: red arrows dear boy.
 hairy: Snowbirds. too much Tim Hortons
 duckfarts: blue angels after a night out at chipotle
Image 121956   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
357
 
 guest: i actually don't understand what the problem is
 Xeno: I actually have no problem with this.
 Red: no dignity for you
 duckfarts: @TurkeyVulture not again
 TurkeyVulture: I am not going to desecrate a memorial chapel for a damn Spearow.
 AverageJoe: this is wrong on so many levels
 duckfarts: gotta burn 'em all
Image 121955   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
699
 
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Image 121954   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
613
 
 Bluetocracy: This whole high heels thing has just gone too far
 savvoy: "It's called 'fashion', bitches."
 Blackheart223: Please tell me you see them too...
 SoyUnPerdedor: "We come in peace, take us to your leader"
 hairy: fabulous!
 Cami: These people are flood resistant.
 Mexico: Priests of the gods depicted in #121950.
Image 121953   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
376
 
 ModelTRex: @Bluetocracy I was referring to duck's comment implying that "kids in raccoon costumes" also kill pets.
 Skaalar: @duckfarts Heh.
 Bluetocracy: @ModelTRex They'll kill cats and small dogs, sometimes. But, my guess is that it's probably in self defense
 ModelTRex: @duckfarts "pet-killing"?
 Fishy: But they're sooo cuuuteee!!
 duckfarts: @hairy these could be kids in raccoon costumes and still fit your criteria
 hairy: I trapped them for a time for county animal control. they had become epidemically overpopulated, and God Damn the little old ladies that fed them dog food daily.
 hairy: @duckfarts love kids. hate these filthy, parasitic, vicious, overpopulated, hyperanthromorphized, destructive, evil, pet-killing, child-biting abominations.
 AverageJoe: #121943 I guess this explains it
 duckfarts: @hairy i bet you're great with kids
 hairy: 1. close and lock dumpster lid 2. fill with water or carbon monoxide 3. laugh
 Eleftheros: Daw little trash pandas and their spooky hands
 2Berries: Nothing, what are you doing?
 Fiasco: "You are welcome, traveler. Rest your bones and eat of our bounty. In the morning, you must go."
Image 121952   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
223
 
 DonkeyPuncher: May Richard Pryor protect us all
 DrinkMixMan: Are the flames why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit?
Image 121951   07-29-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
488
 
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: Ayy lmao
 Fiasco: @Red Meow you tell me! *sad trombone*
 Red: @Fiasco this is fake, it's just a reskin of the ep2 strider battle
 Mexico: How did you get this painting from the future, @hat thrab?
 Fiasco: Half Life 3 confirmed.
 Nope: Super rad
Image 121950   07-29-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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