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257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

257738  addend: "For the last time, VANILLA... I just want vanilla."

257746  ChubbyBuddy: for some reason the satellite radio can only play humpty dance

257742  addend: Also, +/-.

257743  addend: "And make sure 'motherf---er' is 2 separate words. That'll mess with his head a bit."

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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Score:
168
 
 Hyphae: Return trip #179981
 lecj07: Something something no so hot lead.
 Whatever: In case you want to kill in cold blood?
 duckfarts: because nobody's touching my coke stash
 San DoDo: So you can ice a motherfvcker!
 willowsprite: Why are you asking us? It's your house.
 Moldred: Ha ha no reason don't open the freezer ok
 Trick Question: hidin' 'em from Barack HUSSEIN Obama
 TurkeyVulture: Russian ammo needs to be kept cold.
 Peter Pantsless: At least they're not next to the beer. Also that's not jam.
 DonkeyPuncher: As long as there's plenty of Sunny-D the kids will never notice them
 PenguinBartender: Keeps 'em fresh.
 Side Boob: Where do you keep your bullets?
 Derp Herpigan: Because revenge is best served cold.
Image 121652   07-27-16   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
243
 
 WTF: I'm going to have to find another psychic in order to call her now.
 grizzly: I wonder if she saw this coming.
 SomeCanadian: Miss Cleo be telling the fortunes in heaven now
Image 121651   07-27-16   Uploaded by    SoyUnPerdedor
Score:
443
 
 Rembo Rompus: this is triggering me
 sparename: Stewie Kiffen
 ignatz: If I look down they'll fall out..
 SomeCanadian: This does not look like a smart cat.
 a sedated moose: Just got back from a trip to FLAVORTOWN.
 Firm Buttocks: Le chat mal fait
 Pizza: Aww it's like E.T.
 Micro Jackson: Soulcat
 San DoDo: O--O
 Musician: is it a Pokemon?
Image 121650   07-27-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
495
 
 Science: @Radstarboom: The creator of the format said "JIF." But he's wrong - it's a "Graphic" not a "Jraphic."
 E. HONDA: ... it's not made of wood anymore (whoops)
 E. HONDA: who cares how it's positioned, I'm just glad it
 Radstarboom: @Galacta yep, that's what I was saying. Though mow that i've had caffeine I see I should have said 'soft g'.
 Galacta: @Radstarboom Considering what the 'g' in gif stands for, yes, they're right. Wanting it pronounced 'jiff' for whatever reason doesn't make it right.
 Joseph: Is it OK if you don't care about this? I mean it works both ways right?
 Janston: @Radstarboom Steve Wilhite will never convince me to pronounce it like 'jiffy'. It will always be gif like gift, to me.
 DonkeyPuncher: so no one holds a patent on the under style toilet paper roll? Interesting.
 AverageJoe: I'm pretty sure the toilet paper roll inventor didn't have a cat...
 Radstarboom: And gif creators say it's pronounced with a hard g. Doesn't make them right. (I'm an over fan myself)
Image 121649   07-27-16   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
486
 
 Trick Question: "If both cats believe the bird is theirs, then divide the bird in two. And then feed it to me."
 Pizza: "To go north, you must go south. To reach the west, you must go east. To go forward you must go back, and to touch the light you must pass beneath the shadow."
 Amy Housewine: Cleopcatra.
 balloonKnot: Cats love it!
 Peter Pantsless: All cats are basket cases anyway
Image 121648   07-27-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
371
 
 Skaalar: Great, now whenever I want to not be sober, I have to go through cat claws.
 funny in the wall: @a robot: it also might be beer. it comes in 1.5 L bottles too.
 a robot: Possible Russian text on bottles makes me think this is not soda, it's Kvass, a weird Slavic drink made out of bread. It is slightly alcoholic, maybe kitty drank some
 willowsprite: This soda's gone bad.
 Wet farts: This kills the cat
 Lobefin: they all hiss when you open them
 Ulillillia: Kat
 Knice: he ded
Image 121647   07-27-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
270
 
 willowsprite: @Peter Pantsless with cousins like that, I bet you were never bullied.
 Peter Pantsless: I should have said "cousin" or something as it is actually a gorilla. Posture threw me
 willowsprite: Human, meet ape. Ape, human.
 Poop van Pants: Since when is this more attractive than this ???
 Musician: more impossible body standards
 Off Topic: More of Cathy's baton music victims.
 DrinkMixMan: Toot Toot Toot!
 Peter Pantsless: He ain't heavy, he's my distant ancestor.
 Amy Housewine: "Aw hyuck, I say, uh, lemme introduce mah brother, hyuck"
 werterland: I wish the arms had stayed that long. That would look hilarious.
 Peter Pantsless: Dat ass tho
Image 121646   07-27-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
892
 
 Skaalar: I have a feeling The Mighty Monarch has killed a few people this way.
 E. HONDA: Fool! Cathy does as she pleases!
 a robot: I, too, follow Paperback Paradise on Twitter (RAD)
 Agamemnon Triforce: Hey, that's from The House on the Edge of Forever!
 crudites: This was a Pig Destroyer song
 a sedated moose: Shit got serious with a quickness. Guess i was reading the wrong books as a kid. Should've done less BattleTech and more books with pastel colored borders and teenage girls on the covers.
 willowsprite: Wow.
 Pizza: No one ever suspects...the butterfly! Mwahaha!
 sparename: "there was this one time, in band camp..."
 hurr: worth reading imo
 Amy Housewine: Cathy = Toot. Elizabeth post-fleshrot = doot.
 Knice: Wow! I want more.
Image 121645   07-27-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
416
 
 why the long face: @Firm Buttocks Lolol!
 willowsprite: Who disturbs me from my slumber?
 Fast Sloth: Death is certain
 Wet farts: Mrow
 Firm Buttocks: CAT.
Image 121644   07-27-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
389
 
 Bonecollector: @carpwoman Yes. That is Debbie Harry.
 carpwoman: Is that Debbie Harry?
 Nugster: The Amiga 1000. I remember the surprise under the top of the case.
 Fancy Clown: Andy Warhol was a jackass
 HermwoodLitmajor: Only Amiga made it possible
 Fiasco: If Andy Warhol had only lived to see the Clone Tool
 Coolguy: Thos disks tho
Image 121643   07-27-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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