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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree



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Score:
168
 
 Hyphae: Return trip #179981
 lecj07: Something something no so hot lead.
 Whatever: In case you want to kill in cold blood?
 duckfarts: because nobody's touching my coke stash
 San DoDo: So you can ice a motherfvcker!
 willowsprite: Why are you asking us? It's your house.
 Moldred: Ha ha no reason don't open the freezer ok
 Trick Question: hidin' 'em from Barack HUSSEIN Obama
 tane: Russian ammo needs to be kept cold.
 Peter Pantsless: At least they're not next to the beer. Also that's not jam.
 DonkeyPuncher: As long as there's plenty of Sunny-D the kids will never notice them
 PenguinBartender: Keeps 'em fresh.
 Side Boob: Where do you keep your bullets?
 Derp Herpigan: Because revenge is best served cold.
Image 121652   07-27-16   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
243
 
 WTF: I'm going to have to find another psychic in order to call her now.
 grizzly: I wonder if she saw this coming.
 SomeCanadian: Miss Cleo be telling the fortunes in heaven now
Image 121651   07-27-16   Uploaded by    SoyUnPerdedor
Score:
443
 
 Rembo Rompus: this is triggering me
 sparename: Stewie Kiffen
 nightmarez: If I look down they'll fall out..
 SomeCanadian: This does not look like a smart cat.
 a sedated moose: Just got back from a trip to FLAVORTOWN.
 Firm Buttocks: Le chat mal fait
 Pizza: Aww it's like E.T.
 Micro Jackson: Soulcat
 San DoDo: O--O
 Musician: is it a Pokemon?
Image 121650   07-27-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
495
 
 Science: @Radstarboom: The creator of the format said "JIF." But he's wrong - it's a "Graphic" not a "Jraphic."
 E. HONDA: ... it's not made of wood anymore (whoops)
 E. HONDA: who cares how it's positioned, I'm just glad it
 Radstarboom: @Galacta yep, that's what I was saying. Though mow that i've had caffeine I see I should have said 'soft g'.
 Galacta: @Radstarboom Considering what the 'g' in gif stands for, yes, they're right. Wanting it pronounced 'jiff' for whatever reason doesn't make it right.
 Joseph: Is it OK if you don't care about this? I mean it works both ways right?
 Janston: @Radstarboom Steve Wilhite will never convince me to pronounce it like 'jiffy'. It will always be gif like gift, to me.
 DonkeyPuncher: so no one holds a patent on the under style toilet paper roll? Interesting.
 AverageJoe: I'm pretty sure the toilet paper roll inventor didn't have a cat...
 Radstarboom: And gif creators say it's pronounced with a hard g. Doesn't make them right. (I'm an over fan myself)
Image 121649   07-27-16   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
486
 
 Trick Question: "If both cats believe the bird is theirs, then divide the bird in two. And then feed it to me."
 Pizza: "To go north, you must go south. To reach the west, you must go east. To go forward you must go back, and to touch the light you must pass beneath the shadow."
 Amy Housewine: Cleopcatra.
 balloonKnot: Cats love it!
 Peter Pantsless: All cats are basket cases anyway
Image 121648   07-27-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
371
 
 Skaalar: Great, now whenever I want to not be sober, I have to go through cat claws.
 funny in the wall: @a robot: it also might be beer. it comes in 1.5 L bottles too.
 a robot: Possible Russian text on bottles makes me think this is not soda, it's Kvass, a weird Slavic drink made out of bread. It is slightly alcoholic, maybe kitty drank some
 willowsprite: This soda's gone bad.
 Wet farts: This kills the cat
 Lobefin: they all hiss when you open them
 Ulillillia: Kat
 Knice: he ded
Image 121647   07-27-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
270
 
 willowsprite: @Peter Pantsless with cousins like that, I bet you were never bullied.
 Peter Pantsless: I should have said "cousin" or something as it is actually a gorilla. Posture threw me
 willowsprite: Human, meet ape. Ape, human.
 Poop van Pants: Since when is this more attractive than this ???
 Musician: more impossible body standards
 Off Topic: More of Cathy's baton music victims.
 DrinkMixMan: Toot Toot Toot!
 Peter Pantsless: He ain't heavy, he's my distant ancestor.
 Amy Housewine: "Aw hyuck, I say, uh, lemme introduce mah brother, hyuck"
 werterland: I wish the arms had stayed that long. That would look hilarious.
 Peter Pantsless: Dat ass tho
Image 121646   07-27-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
892
 
 Skaalar: I have a feeling The Mighty Monarch has killed a few people this way.
 E. HONDA: Fool! Cathy does as she pleases!
 a robot: I, too, follow Paperback Paradise on Twitter (RAD)
 Agamemnon Triforce: Hey, that's from The House on the Edge of Forever!
 crudites: This was a Pig Destroyer song
 a sedated moose: Shit got serious with a quickness. Guess i was reading the wrong books as a kid. Should've done less BattleTech and more books with pastel colored borders and teenage girls on the covers.
 willowsprite: Wow.
 Pizza: No one ever suspects...the butterfly! Mwahaha!
 sparename: "there was this one time, in band camp..."
 hurr: worth reading imo
 Amy Housewine: Cathy = Toot. Elizabeth post-fleshrot = doot.
 Knice: Wow! I want more.
Image 121645   07-27-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
416
 
 why the long face: @Firm Buttocks Lolol!
 willowsprite: Who disturbs me from my slumber?
 Fast Sloth: Death is certain
 Wet farts: Mrow
 Firm Buttocks: CAT.
Image 121644   07-27-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
389
 
 Bonecollector: @carpwoman Yes. That is Debbie Harry.
 frankie: Is that Debbie Harry?
 Nugster: The Amiga 1000. I remember the surprise under the top of the case.
 Fancy Clown: Andy Warhol was a jackass
 HermwoodLitmajor: Only Amiga made it possible
 Fiasco: If Andy Warhol had only lived to see the Clone Tool
 Coolguy: Thos disks tho
Image 121643   07-27-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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