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268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

268232  Not Sam: Bruh, he is melting lol

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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 DeepReddishBlue: The Ceiling Fan That Sucks Ass. Coming to theaters near you this September.
 Headoftheclass: The Ceiling Fan That Sucks Ass? both SUCKS and BLOWS?
 EvilOtter: Get a bat instead. #TeamMammal
 bug: This is an oddly specific greeting card.
 Firm Buttocks: Great job!
 someguynameded: This is a good one
 Butcherboy: hes just resting.
 Trick Question: the alternate Earth where Internet was invented in the 80's is weird
 Amy Housewine: The blood dripping from her name represents the overwhelming number of pets that have dies on Cindy's watch.
 Fiasco: But Maybe You Should Not Have Owned A Parrot Though You Know? That Was An Easily Preventable Death, I Guess I'm Just Saying Maybe The Care Of Living Beings Not Your Strongsuit Hon Thoughts & Prayers
Image 121244   07-25-16   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
 Minx: When you're pro, you ARE pro.
 DrinkMixMan: You've got it set on "whore"
 Firm Buttocks: Marge you're breaking my heart
 DarkTeddy: This is someones fettish
 petepuma: But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
 Amy Housewine: Uh, hey there Midge.
Image 121243   07-25-16   Uploaded by    minimum max
 Clim Tinties: What do you mean @Firm Buttocks
 Spazstatic: @fanny The sweater or..?
 Reddest of Necks: Reminds me of a terrible tattoo.
 Amy Housewine: Good faceswap.
 fanny: I'd be all over that if I found it in a thrift store.
 Firm Buttocks: Nyssa?
 SomeCanadian: Kitty!
 petepuma: The 80's were a thing
 Fiasco: "Yeah it's dot matrix. Cause I like to ream all night long."
Image 121242   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 nointernet: running dicks, huh. that's how you want to spend your life? ok then.
 Messed Up Dog: mfw my dad tries to cook...
 Firm Buttocks: It makes her happy and I can see why
 petepuma: i'm not a runner, but if i was, i'd want to run genitalia-shaped routes.
 Amy Housewine: I have absolutely no idea what is going on here.
 Fiasco: I want to support this, I think I'm just full up on wacky girls/guys living their lives with zany antics and can-do spirit.. I need a palate cleanser, just a good old fashioned person that wants to watch Rick & Morty but hasn't found the time yet, and owns a cat that's not bad but not the greatest.
Image 121241   07-25-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Image 121240 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hat thrab. We'll pray for you, hat thrab.
 sumodrsn: That spilled on the rug.
 Cami: ...Is one Hell of a drug.
 midnightmosesuk: I have a pig in a wig that I poke with a twig.
 Peter Pantsless: Snug as a pug on drugs in a mug
 Amy Housewine: Pup in my cup.
 Hydraxion: Poodles in mah noodles
 Trick Question: "Wait, that mug was empty when... eww."
 Janston: Sharpei in some coff-ay.. I know, it was stretch.
 Fiasco: Now this I can support.
Image 121239   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
 SomeCanadian: Put it in a mug, then we'll talk.
Image 121238   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
 Korrok: LEGO would disapprove, Korrok would not.
 grizzly: I'm pretty sure she is trying to sell snow shovels.
 Firm Buttocks: Today I am the piece of resistance
 petepuma: the clear brick "shoes" are a nice touch
 ModelTRex: Everything is awesome!
 Janston: They're just trying to work their through brick school.
 Peter Pantsless: @Trick Question I love the drawn-on hourglass shape
 Frank herbert: Fun fact. Fat man in a yellow ... lego
 Trick Question: At least the body proportions are realistic...
 Fiasco: Hooooo boy, I tell you what.. That girl is STACKED like a brick s... Well, like a brick.
Image 121237   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Hey, you got weasels on your face
 San DoDo: Something touched my leg!!
 midnightmosesuk: Hey! I ordered a pug in a mug!
 SomeCanadian: @Trick Question I would be in favor of an Amazon service that just replaces your order with an angry cat every once in a while.
 petepuma: your authority is not recognized in fort kickass!
 Minx: Fuck you Schrodinger, im alive!!!
 Kohapi: I'mm FREEEEEEE!!!!
 Trick Question: Ordered toothbrush holder, but received very angry cat by mistake. 5 stars, would buy again.
 Peter Pantsless: I thought I ordered a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels
Image 121236   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Wolfechu
 Supermansbrother: Bringing with them messages of love.
 square44: aaaaagh if only there was a state law to preserve the sanctity of bathrooms
 midnightmosesuk: Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 Firm Buttocks: Thanks, Obama
 Pizza: @grizzly Good sleuthing.
 Janston: Something something North Carolina.
 TFChicken: So these are the Target bathrooms
 grizzly: The key is the dirt around the door knobs. Men try to just push the door open. Women will actually try to turn the door knob.
 Micro Jackson: I figure the odds are 50/50
Image 121235   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
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