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257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
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7. Not A Bot
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257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

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Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (775 points)

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 8. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
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10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1802 points
13. rip odb: 1691 points
14. watwatwat: 1571 points
15. tess: 1555 points
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 DeepReddishBlue: The Ceiling Fan That Sucks Ass. Coming to theaters near you this September.
 Headoftheclass: The Ceiling Fan That Sucks Ass? both SUCKS and BLOWS?
 EvilOtter: Get a bat instead. #TeamMammal
 bug: This is an oddly specific greeting card.
 Firm Buttocks: Great job!
 someguynameded: This is a good one
 Butcherboy: hes just resting.
 Trick Question: the alternate Earth where Internet was invented in the 80's is weird
 Amy Housewine: The blood dripping from her name represents the overwhelming number of pets that have dies on Cindy's watch.
 Fiasco: But Maybe You Should Not Have Owned A Parrot Though You Know? That Was An Easily Preventable Death, I Guess I'm Just Saying Maybe The Care Of Living Beings Not Your Strongsuit Hon Thoughts & Prayers
Image 121244   07-25-16   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
 Minx: When you're pro, you ARE pro.
 DrinkMixMan: You've got it set on "whore"
 Firm Buttocks: Marge you're breaking my heart
 DarkTeddy: This is someones fettish
 petepuma: But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
 Amy Housewine: Uh, hey there Midge.
Image 121243   07-25-16   Uploaded by    minimum max
 Clim Tinties: What do you mean @Firm Buttocks
 Spazstatic: @fanny The sweater or..?
 Reddest of Necks: Reminds me of a terrible tattoo.
 Amy Housewine: Good faceswap.
 fanny: I'd be all over that if I found it in a thrift store.
 Firm Buttocks: Nyssa?
 SomeCanadian: Kitty!
 petepuma: The 80's were a thing
 Fiasco: "Yeah it's dot matrix. Cause I like to ream all night long."
Image 121242   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 nointernet: running dicks, huh. that's how you want to spend your life? ok then.
 Messed Up Dog: mfw my dad tries to cook...
 Firm Buttocks: It makes her happy and I can see why
 petepuma: i'm not a runner, but if i was, i'd want to run genitalia-shaped routes.
 Amy Housewine: I have absolutely no idea what is going on here.
 Fiasco: I want to support this, I think I'm just full up on wacky girls/guys living their lives with zany antics and can-do spirit.. I need a palate cleanser, just a good old fashioned person that wants to watch Rick & Morty but hasn't found the time yet, and owns a cat that's not bad but not the greatest.
Image 121241   07-25-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Image 121240 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

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 sumodrsn: That spilled on the rug.
 Cami: ...Is one Hell of a drug.
 midnightmosesuk: I have a pig in a wig that I poke with a twig.
 Peter Pantsless: Snug as a pug on drugs in a mug
 Amy Housewine: Pup in my cup.
 Hydraxion: Poodles in mah noodles
 Trick Question: "Wait, that mug was empty when... eww."
 Janston: Sharpei in some coff-ay.. I know, it was stretch.
 Fiasco: Now this I can support.
Image 121239   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
 SomeCanadian: Put it in a mug, then we'll talk.
Image 121238   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
 Korrok: LEGO would disapprove, Korrok would not.
 grizzly: I'm pretty sure she is trying to sell snow shovels.
 Firm Buttocks: Today I am the piece of resistance
 petepuma: the clear brick "shoes" are a nice touch
 ModelTRex: Everything is awesome!
 Janston: They're just trying to work their through brick school.
 Peter Pantsless: @Trick Question I love the drawn-on hourglass shape
 Frank herbert: Fun fact. Fat man in a yellow ... lego
 Trick Question: At least the body proportions are realistic...
 Fiasco: Hooooo boy, I tell you what.. That girl is STACKED like a brick s... Well, like a brick.
Image 121237   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Hey, you got weasels on your face
 San DoDo: Something touched my leg!!
 midnightmosesuk: Hey! I ordered a pug in a mug!
 SomeCanadian: @Trick Question I would be in favor of an Amazon service that just replaces your order with an angry cat every once in a while.
 petepuma: your authority is not recognized in fort kickass!
 Minx: Fuck you Schrodinger, im alive!!!
 Kohapi: I'mm FREEEEEEE!!!!
 Trick Question: Ordered toothbrush holder, but received very angry cat by mistake. 5 stars, would buy again.
 Peter Pantsless: I thought I ordered a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels
Image 121236   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Wolfechu
 Supermansbrother: Bringing with them messages of love.
 square44: aaaaagh if only there was a state law to preserve the sanctity of bathrooms
 midnightmosesuk: Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 Firm Buttocks: Thanks, Obama
 Pizza: @grizzly Good sleuthing.
 Janston: Something something North Carolina.
 TFChicken: So these are the Target bathrooms
 grizzly: The key is the dirt around the door knobs. Men try to just push the door open. Women will actually try to turn the door knob.
 Micro Jackson: I figure the odds are 50/50
Image 121235   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
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