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268444  Otterman: I must have this elongated pup

268459  ThoughtlessGentleman: looking good.

268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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Score:
278
 
 bobby: ummmmmm @fumbduck!
 cakefizzle: Should have posted a dog
 Micro Jackson: I miss those tiney phones
 fumbduck: Let me show you them.
 SomeCanadian: The next scene, where one of the cats bats the cell phone to the floor
Image 121228   07-25-16   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
295
 
 elmosco: @Micro Jackson dying
 midnightmosesuk: Hey, don't laugh, that man has a condition.
 Firm Buttocks: Jim Henson's WWE Babies
 Janston: Oh, is Steve Austin the new Benjamin Button?
 Trick Question: He even has the gut.
 XLY: Perfect chance for one of those 'mom' tattoos I always see in the movies
 Micro Jackson: Poster child for the Children's Aid Society
 CoffeeAndCigs: Very funny
Image 121227   07-25-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
706
 
 a robot: Wow, cute! (the kitten's not bad either)
 Lobefin: @Minx *whiskers him sweet nothings
 Minx: Whispers him sweet nothings....
 Meow: friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. That one is raw though
 Side Boob: Rad for kitteh!
 chhumphrey: Ze kitty?
Image 121226   07-25-16   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
156
 
 Micro Jackson: Hold that pose
 Minx: When you're too cool for school, like this guy, STOP.
 Fishy: You didn't want blackbars, well there you go.
 funny in the wall: elmer's glue is a bitch to wash out
 bug: a non-rotated picture of a picture. That's pretty punk.
Image 121225   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Chef Says
Score:
423
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: @bug reminds me of an episode of a kid's show where there was a fire so the people called the fire department. Fair enough, but THERE WAS A GODDAMMNED FIRE EXTINGUISHER RIGHT THERE BY THE PHONE!
 werterland: @chhumphrey @Trick Question Could have also tried to launder gasoline- or oil-soaked clothes.
 Janston: The Tide challenge comes for those who not good my friend.
 Trick Question: CLEAN OUT THE LINT TRAP FOR FUCK'S SAKE
 Micro Jackson: This is why I never do laundry
 grizzly: Looks pretty dry to me.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I thought this WAS MEANT to happen everytime when doing laundry
 SomeCanadian: @chhumphrey Strangely enough, this was his dishwashing machine. You don't want to see the drier.
 chhumphrey: Is that the washer or the dryer? If it's the dryer, they forgot the important step of cleaning out the lint trap.
 bug: Multiple Choice: In case of serious fire, you should: A) Call 911; B) Grab fire extinguisher; C) Take snapchat picture; D) Locate baking soda
 Fiasco: This is tide.
Image 121224   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
181
 
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Mad Collager @Firm Buttocks reload button heheheh
 Supermansbrother: I just feel bad for the star of Princess Bride.
 midnightmosesuk: Very weird porn. Still, I'll try anything once.
 Janston: I dunno. I have a hard time buying something that doesn't appear to have Fred Savage's approval.
 Minx: If this was the Daily News, i'd watch every day
 Minx: What am i looking at here?
 ThatGuy: Hard-hitting journalism
 Mad Collager: @SoyUnPerdedor What did you say again?
 Firm Buttocks: @SoyUnPerdedor ALRIGHT I BELIEVE YOU
 SoyUnPerdedor: I am OK with this
 SoyUnPerdedor: I am OK with this
 SoyUnPerdedor: I am OK with this
 nointernet: @chhumphrey I thought that's why we have hands
 Knice: She should meet Ms. Cleary. #121174
 Firm Buttocks: that's a cool and interesting way of saying a twat
 Firm Buttocks: I guarantee that if you use this, your cat thinks you're twa
 chhumphrey: Heard about this product on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me... and it looks as ridiculous as it sounded. Get closer to your pet by grooming them with something you hold in your mouth.
 Fishy: Be very afraid.
Image 121223   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
818
 
 sumodrsn: That is commitment.
 a robot: He gets to ignore "no bicycling" signs now
 Agamemnon Triforce: I'll just rad this, it's cool enough.
 hairy: cool level 95
 SoyUnPerdedor: "You go to school with the bike you have. It's not the bike you might want or wish you had at a later time."
 Trick Question: Thank goodness they have that bright vest on for safety.
 Warrax: Fake... you might even say, "un-wheel."
 NoRagrets: Bicycle level: expert. Unicycle level: amateur.
 There was a bob here: "Something about killing you and making it look like an accident."
Image 121222   07-25-16   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
333
 
 Rocky XLVII: Bad for shitty photo.
 XLY: What a shitty bust top
 nointernet: Chicago's new bus stops looking good
 Warrax: Does a Bear's fan shit in the suburbs?
 NoRagrets: The shitter was full.
 petepuma: Refrigerator Perry's lesser-known brother, Toilet Tank Perry
 Scoo: Multitasking
Image 121221   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Butcherboy
Score:
438
 
 a robot: That landship looks pretty friendly
 dobbiesdoogs: aggronaut in 2060: "ugh they're rebooting ghostbusters again?"
 Firm Buttocks: Bulbous, also tapered.
 SunWukong: Google's best guess for this image: Car.
 petepuma: you could convince me this car drives forward in either direction
Image 121220   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
424
 
 XLY: @SomeCanadian We can't stop here! This is cat country!
 Minx: The first known picture taken by a real witch...
 Firm Buttocks: You don't want to see them two hours later when they hit the "brain jail" phase
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo We can't stop here! This is bat country!
 Trick Question: This has to be a face swap, or else that ferret is wearing a convincing catmask.
 There was a bob here: These shrooms man! I'm freakin out maaaan!
 Scoo: We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
Image 121219   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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