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258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

258376  Solemn: Nice buns!

258337  dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258337  dangerkeith3000: Judge me by my size, do you?

258337  dangerkeith3000: "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

258376  dobbiesdoogs: cutest ringwraith ever

258376  Peter Pantsless: And another brilliant username/upload combo!

258342  dangerkeith3000: She's staring down the Borg!

258342  dangerkeith3000: @a robot I did want to know. Thank you! She was very good in those acting roles.

258358  Whatever: On a space bar. No wonder the guy is drinking

258373  Mr. Butt: My high school didn't have year book quotes, because it's a manifestly terrible idea.

258343  dangerkeith3000: He got that tattoo in middle school.

258361  Whatever: Well, sure- Dog spelled backwards is God...

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258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

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258337 dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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 bobby: ummmmmm @fumbduck!
 cakefizzle: Should have posted a dog
 Micro Jackson: I miss those tiney phones
 fumbduck: Let me show you them.
 SomeCanadian: The next scene, where one of the cats bats the cell phone to the floor
Image 121228   07-25-16   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
 elmosco: @Micro Jackson dying
 midnightmosesuk: Hey, don't laugh, that man has a condition.
 Firm Buttocks: Jim Henson's WWE Babies
 Janston: Oh, is Steve Austin the new Benjamin Button?
 Trick Question: He even has the gut.
 XLY: Perfect chance for one of those 'mom' tattoos I always see in the movies
 Micro Jackson: Poster child for the Children's Aid Society
 CoffeeAndCigs: Very funny
Image 121227   07-25-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
 a robot: Wow, cute! (the kitten's not bad either)
 Lobefin: @Minx *whiskers him sweet nothings
 Minx: Whispers him sweet nothings....
 Meow: friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. That one is raw though
 Side Boob: Rad for kitteh!
 chhumphrey: Ze kitty?
Image 121226   07-25-16   Uploaded by    betamax
 Micro Jackson: Hold that pose
 Minx: When you're too cool for school, like this guy, STOP.
 Fishy: You didn't want blackbars, well there you go.
 funny in the wall: elmer's glue is a bitch to wash out
 bug: a non-rotated picture of a picture. That's pretty punk.
Image 121225   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Chef Says
 Agamemnon Triforce: @bug reminds me of an episode of a kid's show where there was a fire so the people called the fire department. Fair enough, but THERE WAS A GODDAMMNED FIRE EXTINGUISHER RIGHT THERE BY THE PHONE!
 werterland: @chhumphrey @Trick Question Could have also tried to launder gasoline- or oil-soaked clothes.
 Janston: The Tide challenge comes for those who not good my friend.
 Micro Jackson: This is why I never do laundry
 grizzly: Looks pretty dry to me.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I thought this WAS MEANT to happen everytime when doing laundry
 SomeCanadian: @chhumphrey Strangely enough, this was his dishwashing machine. You don't want to see the drier.
 chhumphrey: Is that the washer or the dryer? If it's the dryer, they forgot the important step of cleaning out the lint trap.
 bug: Multiple Choice: In case of serious fire, you should: A) Call 911; B) Grab fire extinguisher; C) Take snapchat picture; D) Locate baking soda
 Fiasco: This is tide.
Image 121224   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Mad Collager @Firm Buttocks reload button heheheh
 Supermansbrother: I just feel bad for the star of Princess Bride.
 midnightmosesuk: Very weird porn. Still, I'll try anything once.
 Janston: I dunno. I have a hard time buying something that doesn't appear to have Fred Savage's approval.
 Minx: If this was the Daily News, i'd watch every day
 Minx: What am i looking at here?
 ThatGuy: Hard-hitting journalism
 Mad Collager: @SoyUnPerdedor What did you say again?
 Firm Buttocks: @SoyUnPerdedor ALRIGHT I BELIEVE YOU
 SoyUnPerdedor: I am OK with this
 SoyUnPerdedor: I am OK with this
 SoyUnPerdedor: I am OK with this
 nointernet: @chhumphrey I thought that's why we have hands
 Knice: She should meet Ms. Cleary. #121174
 Firm Buttocks: that's a cool and interesting way of saying a twat
 Firm Buttocks: I guarantee that if you use this, your cat thinks you're twa
 chhumphrey: Heard about this product on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me... and it looks as ridiculous as it sounded. Get closer to your pet by grooming them with something you hold in your mouth.
 Fishy: Be very afraid.
Image 121223   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 sumodrsn: That is commitment.
 a robot: He gets to ignore "no bicycling" signs now
 Agamemnon Triforce: I'll just rad this, it's cool enough.
 hairy: cool level 95
 SoyUnPerdedor: "You go to school with the bike you have. It's not the bike you might want or wish you had at a later time."
 Trick Question: Thank goodness they have that bright vest on for safety.
 Warrax: Fake... you might even say, "un-wheel."
 NoRagrets: Bicycle level: expert. Unicycle level: amateur.
 There was a bob here: "Something about killing you and making it look like an accident."
Image 121222   07-25-16   Uploaded by    myrealname
 carpwoman: Bad for shitty photo.
 XLY: What a shitty bust top
 nointernet: Chicago's new bus stops looking good
 Warrax: Does a Bear's fan shit in the suburbs?
 NoRagrets: The shitter was full.
 petepuma: Refrigerator Perry's lesser-known brother, Toilet Tank Perry
 Scoo: Multitasking
Image 121221   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Butcherboy
 a robot: That landship looks pretty friendly
 dobbiesdoogs: aggronaut in 2060: "ugh they're rebooting ghostbusters again?"
 Firm Buttocks: Bulbous, also tapered.
 SunWukong: Google's best guess for this image: Car.
 petepuma: you could convince me this car drives forward in either direction
Image 121220   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 XLY: @SomeCanadian We can't stop here! This is cat country!
 Minx: The first known picture taken by a real witch...
 Firm Buttocks: You don't want to see them two hours later when they hit the "brain jail" phase
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo We can't stop here! This is bat country!
 Trick Question: This has to be a face swap, or else that ferret is wearing a convincing catmask.
 There was a bob here: These shrooms man! I'm freakin out maaaan!
 Scoo: We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
Image 121219   07-25-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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