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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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 Korrok: @ignatz Just the fancy ones during the holidays.
 ignatz: @Korrok Do you prepare all your meals with necrotising fasciitis?
 Korrok: It's great to be me.
 Wolfechu: "adorable"
 Minx: Awww.... ahhhhh...... aaaAAAAHHHH.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGGOODDD HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP IIIITT IIISSS IIN MMYYYY EEEYYYYYYEEEEEE BBBBBBAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
 Beef Supreme: @Peter Pantsless A couple weeks later, when the egg sac left behind opens, a chorus of tiny spider voices chant 'Vote Korrok 2016' incessantly, until the undecided voter succumbs to madness.
 ignatz: @dtallon13 thats a lot of "opens"
 dtallon13: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
 willowsprite: Discovered on a dead guy
 John Singapore: They eat eyes, exclusively.
 Knice: Who's a cute little smiter of worlds? YOU are!! Oh, YESYOUARRRE...
 Peter Pantsless: It crawls on people at night and whispers "Vote Korrok" into their ears
 msmstud: "Drink of my eye, precious. You are a fuzzy eight-legged Prince, and my legacy."
 Mexico: I want one! We'll be bestest friends forever!
Image 120676   07-22-16   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
416
 
 WaffleIron: @White Rice : Minivan. I can drive to vegas if I have to. @fanny : Flying out of newark gives me the same feeling.
 FistyAnn: I love this Spaceship.
 fanny: @WaffleIron I've only been a couple of times, but the raddest part of NJ was leaving it.
 White Rice: @WaffleIron I guess it depends on which part of the state you'll be in, how much free time you'll have, and what sort of conveyance you'll have while there (also, it's been well over a decade since I last went, so I have no suggestions outside of "getting gas at a full service station" because as a Californian that's still kinda weird to me)
 Coolguy: @Borkf just keep that party rolling hawmie!
 Peter Pantsless: @Fiasco @Borkf First thought this morning: "Oh, shit I didn't say something stupid on the spaceship, did I?" completely ignoring the car parked in the bathroom
 Fiasco: @Borkf But you worked your way to consciousness and checked on the Spaceship. Your dedication is admirable!
 SunWukong: @Borkf That's a great life choice. Hair of the Dog. BIG. HAIRY. DOG.
 Borkf: Went to a work colleagues wedding reception last night. I been this hung over in years and I'm supposed to be at a friend's birthday BBQ in an hour. I have made some poor life choices.
 Supermansbrother: To be fair to smokers, those things ARE on fire.
 WaffleIron: So what's rad in the great state of new jersey? I'll be there sunday, and I shall have to occupy my time while not working or spaceshipping.
 Sadbot: Smokers: we can't be arsed tho throw out our trash so we just jam it anywhere
 Peter Pantsless: @Off Topic 2 for 2 for you
 Off Topic: Or is this a butt crack?
 Off Topic: Smoke crack in the streets? Okay.
Image 120675   07-22-16   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
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 SoyUnPerdedor: do you plug its tail to a usb port?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: this is some keyyoot biz
 Janston: Don't be self-conscious, bro. You grow into that head.
 sparename: Chinchillalet?
Image 120674   07-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
197
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: stephen colbert approaching einstein poster levels
 Fiasco: I wish I could take a selfie with Stephen Colbert's dad =[
 lasagna: wazzaap
Image 120673   07-22-16   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
533
 
 Skaalar: Found your porn!!
 nointernet: Good dog.
 WaffleIron: dabba dabba dats all folks!
 msmstud: I suppose you can't fall out if the trampoline's in the ground. Problem solved.
 Fiasco: Whoa ok.. This sorta looks like the last remaining evidence of a terrible tragedy. Awesome pupper though!
 Agamemnon Triforce: Tired of Whack-a-Mole? Try Stomp-a-Dog!
 sumodrsn: This new fort is AWESOME!
Image 120672   07-22-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
1071
 
 winwolf: I'm uploading gators now just to make @Derp Herpigan do shots.
 WaffleIron: @Peter Pantsless @Mattixvii @Derp Herpigan : Or until we all get banned from uploading
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan soon as we hit 500, presumably
 Mattixvii: @Derp Herpigan as many as it takes I guess
 Derp Herpigan: So how many more gator pics before @luxuslurch can upload again?
Image 120671   07-22-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
578
 
 ignatz: actually "Admin" is not so bad..
 nointernet: Yeah, like that's the effin reason to name the dog. I roll my eyes at thee, internet.
 San DoDo: Password? Password, where are you?
 msmstud: "Here, asdfasdf! Here, boy! Good, asdfasdf, good boy!"
 Fiasco: Poor hipsters.. "Yeah my dog's named Bilques Japrice after the character edited out of the new script rewrite for the movie version of a Jorge Manning Jr. political satire poem that he wrote on a napkin. Yeah they only released it to 12 arthouse theaters across the US so not everybody knows about it."
 SomeCanadian: Dawww, who's a good boy [MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME]
 Trick Question: "Here 123456! Here girl!"
 Ulillillia: Good boy, hunter2.
Image 120670   07-22-16   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
659
 
 Minx: When was the last time you took a bath man, really?!?
 butt poop: I hate star wars
 sabredenton: Shhhh, just go to sleep... don't fight it...
 fanny: too tight. TOO TIGHT!!!
 KL1NGON: "Relax, we're just having a little conversation..."
 msmstud: Hug it out, bro. You don't need that bitch.
 Janston: Son, come here you did me a frighten
 Knice: "I love you, man." "Who ARE you??"
Image 120669   07-22-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
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 Gomi Day: @SomeCanadian that's the absolute worst, when you upload a rad image and....oh...welp..
 Trick Question: I love the robot on the left peeking from behind. He's all, "Sup?"
 SomeCanadian: This is an overturned construction crane. I know this because I submitted this 2 days ago and Nancy from Facilities thought it was best on my user page *fume*
 Janston: New Gundam design's kinda lame.
 ping: I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.
 WaffleIron: As aggro as it looks, it's as harmless as an upside-down turtle.
 msmstud: Crane-Tron transforms! "Come at me bro!!"
 Side Boob: RAAR!
Image 120668   07-22-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
183
 
 John Singapore: You stick it in the hole?
 Nugster: Go back to the garage, it's overinflated
 sumodrsn: Applebottom jeans.....
 fanny: I...I'm not down with this fanny. (but still rad because it's gross)
 KL1NGON: You gotta admit, takes a lot of the guesswork out of it.
 SomeCanadian: Ass reaching critical mass!
 Trick Question: Say what you will about 'homo hemorrhoidus pillowus' , but they do got the booty.
 Knice: ur butt a splode
 Janston: Fat-bottom primates make the rockin' jungle go 'round.
 msmstud: I bad'ed it 'cuz I want it to go away.
 White Rice: FACIT SEJAM
Image 120667   07-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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