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267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

268162  Dr Awkward: *Noice

268166  Dr Awkward: Yes, Coronas need to be consumed cold. It is important.

268152  Not A Bot: Different fonts and sizes, random bold lines... I don't like it.

268167  SunWukong: BEANS.

268172  Dr Awkward: These things always make me so damn thirsty

268174  Dr Awkward: I wish my public toilet stall provided me with such inspiration.

268113  Prostata: but most dogs are good dogs. Can you say the same about most people?

268164  Side Boob: Illegal in New Jersey.

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Im not mad. You are the one effortposting, not me.

268167  a robot: SO CUTE I AM DEAD

268170  a robot: By the way, that says "exterminate." I lol'ed

268108  Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268079  Teechur: @Dr Awkward I would totally buy milk from a local source if I could. I am sick about what is happening to agriculture in this country. There was just a story on NPR about the tariffs and their effects the industry.

268086  Teechur: @Side Boob That be the manner of service I provide here on Arrrrgro-gator!

268177  kayjay: There is no toilet like home....

268169  Amy Housewine: They took a slash on your tire.

268168  MrBoffo: "Michael, come here and cover up Jeffrey - he's naked!"

268122  Felicity: @fumbduck That's how I read it at first too

267978  MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (821 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
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 3. fanny: 4297 points
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 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2255 points
 8. Nope: 2022 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1790 points
10. Stoner: 1708 points
11. withak: 1651 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1646 points
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Score:
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 Urchin: @Jayfu Because you're a horrible person? Also probably not, because back then everyone was a horrible person.
 Jayfu: I'd be willing to bet a woman was driving.
 nointernet: go home car your drunkl
 Annoying Vegan : It has been hot lately.
 questionable: the car that literally couldn't even
 Musician: too tired to car
 Peter Pantsless: Benny the Cab, Sr.
 Paint Chips: Somebody shoot the poor thing. It's suffering.
Image 120321   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
241
 
 Trick Question: they could have used the 9 as a 6 and the 5 as a 9 - opportunity squandered
 botch: 9 what?
 Warrax: Anyone else remember the good ole' days when you could get 5 dicks for just $5?
 snekeyes: wait what
 questionable: hmmm. I'm...thinking Arby's
 Fiasco: I actually really admire the mind that stared at this board longer than the others, and said to themselves "I know I can turn this into dicks"
 fenrisw01f: We have the meats!
 Alaskan: With a deal this good I still wouldn't eat at Arby's
Image 120320   07-20-16   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
348
 
 tib gubb: fat robin
 Whatever: Why is Trump posing with Batman- are they a couple now?
 Jolly Well: perfect @Peter Pantsless
 Trick Question: Six pesos? Whoever made Batman might have stolen the idea from this magazine.
 botch: president trump will not allow this
 guest: those luscious lips
 questionable: hmmm. why is the 'R' on Robin backwards? is...is he Russian?
 Peter Pantsless: @WTF take all my money. Get it done
 WTF: They fight Italian spiderman.
 Peter Pantsless: This is already better than Batman V Superman and all three Nolan movies
Image 120319   07-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
191
 
 Mr. Pepper: @Peter Pantsless Agreed
 Trick Question: sorry, Hulk Hogan doesn't like Black printers called 'brother'
 questionable: pretty much the only thing these hunks a junk are good for
 Coolguy: HOGAN! I'm calling you out, brother!
 Peter Pantsless: Amen, brother
 DrinkMixMan: All of a sudden I'm thirsty for some iced tea with ice cubes in it.
Image 120318   07-20-16   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
370
 
 hurr: text.jpg
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless That's obviously why I skirt company policy to waste time on here at work :D
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I know that was you. I want it to be shout-out time, but honestly I like so many of you that I'd wear out my keyboard. Rad for the best online community ever
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny #54484 I see this as a kind of "Hall of Fame." You have to be purple to post, and then you + everyone you like. Obviously users like you have the most votes, but I'm on there, too, with seven votes
 fanny: @Musician right?! I still get +ed on that every now and then :)
 fanny: @Poop van Pants :) that's the one!
 Musician: @fanny sort of like #54484 where everyone who posted with no comment got 40 something "+" It still chaps my butt that it's my top comment
 Poop van Pants: @fanny you mean the guy in the rainbow dick suit #86597
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny The more I use this site, the more I wish I was here from the beginning. I don't even have any swag (although it should be coming!)
 fanny: who remembers the "giving me a frighten" post where someone's cat sat on the keyboard and it posted like 100 times? I don't remember the user but they went from orange to blue in a matter of hours (and then it all got taken away...)
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny yeah I thought @Knice 's fart sound was good (totally is), but this...and the best part is that none of us had ANY idea
 SomeCanadian: @fanny @questionable @Peter Pantsless This is by far the funniest thing I've seen all week and deserves to be in th AG hall of fame
 fanny: @Musician commitment. a record amount of commitment. I've have noticed that our gator pic levels have been dangerously low this past week ;)
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable but that makes it even funnier because gator pics DO make it through, which means they were blocking HIS SPECIFICALLY.
 guest: luxuslurch is a friendly spaceship treasure
 guest: September 19th. Always Never Forget
 questionable: @Peter Pantsless in a way it's a little sad because I do like a good gator pic, but as they say 'this is why we can't have nice things'
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable hence my last comment :) Either way, he's going down a legend. That's the funniest goddamn thing that's happened since I've been here
 Musician: but 500+ pictures and he didn't have a clue? That's a record amount of something.
 questionable: @Peter Pantsless we're in agreement that some sort of intent needs to exist. but think about it. you're at home, uploading gator pics, one at a time. none of them are showing up, ever. you're thinking 'huh, that's weird, wonder what's up'. and you keep doing it. never once 'oh shit, oh...uhh...yeah, I should stop'. I've had a couple comments that disappeared and it only took once to realize those jokes don't fly. 500 gator pics is in a whole other league
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable of course he WAS really motivated to get those gator pics up, so I cede
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable he didn't know what was happening. Motivation counts
 questionable: @Peter Pantsless well, technically the second
 Peter Pantsless: Keep 'em coming. If you get blocked for it you'll be the first AG martyr
Image 120317   07-20-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
459
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Turns out it's not spelled 'F-l-o-r-e-d-a.'"
 questionable: 'you fucked up dad. you fucked up big time dad. they're taking me away dad. I hope you're happy dad.'
 San DoDo: vv what he said
 WTF: "Let's just say you shouldn't quit your day job, congressman."
Image 120316   07-20-16   Uploaded by    dtallon13
Score:
350
 
 Albatross: @Poop van Pants You want womp rat breast or womp rat legs?
 Poop van Pants: I'll take 4 fried womp rats and death stick
 Headoftheclass: Yes! Yes! Jesus H. tap- dancin' Christ, I have seen the Force!
 Korrok: Hit it.
 botch: we're on a mission from jabba
 Butcherboy: i just remembered carrie fischer was in both movies
 Lobefin: i hate mose eisley nazis
 Butcherboy: a full power converter? someones been to Tashi station
 Skinr: Turn on your lightsaber / Let it shine on me
 Trick Question: I'm a Foooooorce Maaaan...
Image 120315   07-20-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
414
 
 yawgmoth: whoop whoop
 PornoPedler: tumblr.jpg
Image 120314   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
538
 
 Headoftheclass: Now we're just waiting to fill it with cat litter so we can wrap this up.
 Magma Safe: About as effective at keeping immigrants out
 ModelTRex: What is this, a wall for ANTS!?
 withak: Pic-ception......
 Butcherboy: did a quick check. it was Churchill lol
 Butcherboy: like that one man who had his statue electrified so no pigeon could sit on it
 Trick Question: You can almost see the tiny people sneaking under the bottom of it.
Image 120313   07-20-16   Uploaded by    SoyUnPerdedor
Score:
824
 
 tib gubb: I love these
 BlarfyB: @Whatever that might be moa likely, actually.
 Whatever: Sure it's not an emu skeleton?
 WaffleIron: doot--;
 itskando: Dick move
 BlarfyB: The joke's on Glady - It is actually a zombie moa.
 Warrax: Knocked its wing bones right off. Racist bitch.
 a robot: Human anatomy is super hard to figure out! This must have been drawn by Liefeld's dad
 San DoDo: Leave ostrich skeleton alone!
 Gomi Day: WARK!
 Peter Pantsless: Fuckin' ostrich skeletons, man. They're worse than ants
 Trick Question: Mavra later realized LSD brownies weren't so appropriate for a Spring picnic.
 Shay: No one's gonna ruin my anorexic picnic! (There's nothing in the picnic box)
Image 120312   07-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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