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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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Score:
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 Urchin: @Jayfu Because you're a horrible person? Also probably not, because back then everyone was a horrible person.
 Jayfu: I'd be willing to bet a woman was driving.
 nointernet: go home car your drunkl
 Annoying Vegan : It has been hot lately.
 questionable: the car that literally couldn't even
 Musician: too tired to car
 Peter Pantsless: Benny the Cab, Sr.
 TurkeyVulture: Somebody shoot the poor thing. It's suffering.
Image 120321   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
241
 
 Trick Question: they could have used the 9 as a 6 and the 5 as a 9 - opportunity squandered
 botch: 9 what?
 Warrax: Anyone else remember the good ole' days when you could get 5 dicks for just $5?
 snekeyes: wait what
 questionable: hmmm. I'm...thinking Arby's
 Fiasco: I actually really admire the mind that stared at this board longer than the others, and said to themselves "I know I can turn this into dicks"
 fenrisw01f: We have the meats!
 Alaskan: With a deal this good I still wouldn't eat at Arby's
Image 120320   07-20-16   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
348
 
 tib gubb: fat robin
 Whatever: Why is Trump posing with Batman- are they a couple now?
 Jolly Well: perfect @Peter Pantsless
 Trick Question: Six pesos? Whoever made Batman might have stolen the idea from this magazine.
 botch: president trump will not allow this
 guest: those luscious lips
 questionable: hmmm. why is the 'R' on Robin backwards? is...is he Russian?
 Peter Pantsless: @WTF take all my money. Get it done
 WTF: They fight Italian spiderman.
 Peter Pantsless: This is already better than Batman V Superman and all three Nolan movies
Image 120319   07-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
191
 
 Mr. Pepper: @Peter Pantsless Agreed
 Trick Question: sorry, Hulk Hogan doesn't like Black printers called 'brother'
 questionable: pretty much the only thing these hunks a junk are good for
 Coolguy: HOGAN! I'm calling you out, brother!
 Peter Pantsless: Amen, brother
 DrinkMixMan: All of a sudden I'm thirsty for some iced tea with ice cubes in it.
Image 120318   07-20-16   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
370
 
 hurr: text.jpg
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless That's obviously why I skirt company policy to waste time on here at work :D
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I know that was you. I want it to be shout-out time, but honestly I like so many of you that I'd wear out my keyboard. Rad for the best online community ever
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny #54484 I see this as a kind of "Hall of Fame." You have to be purple to post, and then you + everyone you like. Obviously users like you have the most votes, but I'm on there, too, with seven votes
 fanny: @Musician right?! I still get +ed on that every now and then :)
 fanny: @Poop van Pants :) that's the one!
 Musician: @fanny sort of like #54484 where everyone who posted with no comment got 40 something "+" It still chaps my butt that it's my top comment
 Poop van Pants: @fanny you mean the guy in the rainbow dick suit #86597
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny The more I use this site, the more I wish I was here from the beginning. I don't even have any swag (although it should be coming!)
 fanny: who remembers the "giving me a frighten" post where someone's cat sat on the keyboard and it posted like 100 times? I don't remember the user but they went from orange to blue in a matter of hours (and then it all got taken away...)
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny yeah I thought @Knice 's fart sound was good (totally is), but this...and the best part is that none of us had ANY idea
 SomeCanadian: @fanny @questionable @Peter Pantsless This is by far the funniest thing I've seen all week and deserves to be in th AG hall of fame
 fanny: @Musician commitment. a record amount of commitment. I've have noticed that our gator pic levels have been dangerously low this past week ;)
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable but that makes it even funnier because gator pics DO make it through, which means they were blocking HIS SPECIFICALLY.
 guest: luxuslurch is a friendly spaceship treasure
 guest: September 19th. Always Never Forget
 questionable: @Peter Pantsless in a way it's a little sad because I do like a good gator pic, but as they say 'this is why we can't have nice things'
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable hence my last comment :) Either way, he's going down a legend. That's the funniest goddamn thing that's happened since I've been here
 Musician: but 500+ pictures and he didn't have a clue? That's a record amount of something.
 questionable: @Peter Pantsless we're in agreement that some sort of intent needs to exist. but think about it. you're at home, uploading gator pics, one at a time. none of them are showing up, ever. you're thinking 'huh, that's weird, wonder what's up'. and you keep doing it. never once 'oh shit, oh...uhh...yeah, I should stop'. I've had a couple comments that disappeared and it only took once to realize those jokes don't fly. 500 gator pics is in a whole other league
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable of course he WAS really motivated to get those gator pics up, so I cede
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable he didn't know what was happening. Motivation counts
 questionable: @Peter Pantsless well, technically the second
 Peter Pantsless: Keep 'em coming. If you get blocked for it you'll be the first AG martyr
Image 120317   07-20-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
459
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Turns out it's not spelled 'F-l-o-r-e-d-a.'"
 questionable: 'you fucked up dad. you fucked up big time dad. they're taking me away dad. I hope you're happy dad.'
 San DoDo: vv what he said
 WTF: "Let's just say you shouldn't quit your day job, congressman."
Image 120316   07-20-16   Uploaded by    dtallon13
Score:
350
 
 Albatross: @Poop van Pants You want womp rat breast or womp rat legs?
 Poop van Pants: I'll take 4 fried womp rats and death stick
 Headoftheclass: Yes! Yes! Jesus H. tap- dancin' Christ, I have seen the Force!
 Korrok: Hit it.
 botch: we're on a mission from jabba
 Butcherboy: i just remembered carrie fischer was in both movies
 Lobefin: i hate mose eisley nazis
 Butcherboy: a full power converter? someones been to Tashi station
 Skinr: Turn on your lightsaber / Let it shine on me
 Trick Question: I'm a Foooooorce Maaaan...
Image 120315   07-20-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
414
 
 yawgmoth: whoop whoop
 PornoPedler: tumblr.jpg
Image 120314   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
538
 
 Headoftheclass: Now we're just waiting to fill it with cat litter so we can wrap this up.
 Magma Safe: About as effective at keeping immigrants out
 ModelTRex: What is this, a wall for ANTS!?
 withak: Pic-ception......
 Butcherboy: did a quick check. it was Churchill lol
 Butcherboy: like that one man who had his statue electrified so no pigeon could sit on it
 Trick Question: You can almost see the tiny people sneaking under the bottom of it.
Image 120313   07-20-16   Uploaded by    SoyUnPerdedor
Score:
824
 
 tib gubb: I love these
 BlarfyB: @Whatever that might be moa likely, actually.
 Whatever: Sure it's not an emu skeleton?
 WaffleIron: doot--;
 itskando: Dick move
 BlarfyB: The joke's on Glady - It is actually a zombie moa.
 Warrax: Knocked its wing bones right off. Racist bitch.
 a robot: Human anatomy is super hard to figure out! This must have been drawn by Liefeld's dad
 San DoDo: Leave ostrich skeleton alone!
 Gomi Day: WARK!
 Peter Pantsless: Fuckin' ostrich skeletons, man. They're worse than ants
 Trick Question: Mavra later realized LSD brownies weren't so appropriate for a Spring picnic.
 Shay: No one's gonna ruin my anorexic picnic! (There's nothing in the picnic box)
Image 120312   07-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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