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268768  charlemagne: never trust any foodstuff that asks you to eat it

268773  SuedeOxford: See backside

268770  SuedeOxford: Same

268687  raditzu: Party Hard

268690  raditzu: Princeless.

268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

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10. Dr Awkward



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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)


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 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
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 hurr: gg well played
 sumodrsn: Aw...it's missing it's person.
 Trick Question: It took me a moment to realize that this is not a legitimate use.
 Turd Ferguson: @TFChicken or a tragedy :(
 TFChicken: It's a miracle!
 SomeCanadian: You are technically correct- the best kind of correct.
 Teechur: I still want to put a note on the windshield.
 Side Boob: He's not wrong...
 eider: I'll allow it.
Image 120222   07-20-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Image 120221 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by midgetcastle. We'll pray for you, midgetcastle.
Score:
736
 
 Butcherboy: always rad for the young ones. how they made a successful show out of characters that you wouldint want to be around in real life is beyond me but it worked so well
 Janston: @Heroin Bob she looks older, to me.
 Heroin Bob: @SomeCanadian Nope. Young Ones.
 SomeCanadian: A Bit of Fry and Laurie is always Rad
Image 120220   07-20-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
377
 
 Science: Dear Yelp, I never thought it would happen to me...
 Janston: Three people found this useful.
 grizzly: @Eleftheros and it was all downhill from there.
 Eleftheros: @Knice Dean Koontz got his start on Yelp
 Firm Buttocks: cool story bro
 Knice: Do you get to say that you've 'been published' after writing one of these?
Image 120219   07-20-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
395
 
 666666: @Firm Buttocks Yes Lane is indeed my last name. How'd you guess?
 Trick Question: Instructions unclear, ate child. Plz send bail.
 SomeCanadian: That's going to be hard to do simultaneously, but if you say so internet...
 fumbduck: Only one day?
 Firm Buttocks: 666 Sixsixsix Lane
Image 120218   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
279
 
 Big Beagler: Voted rad for this @mrwiffler
 Fursona: @a sedated moose Of course!
 mrwiffler: @guest I was a happy normal person till you said that
 guest: a reverse blumpkin is when you are doing a poo and slickling someone's peeny
 a sedated moose: @SomeCanadian or the bathroom, in this particular case.
 SomeCanadian: Jesus was kind of a freak in the bedroom.
 Magma Safe: That must be in the director's cut of the Bible
 Frank herbert: @tib gubb then you miss all the fun
 Red: there were toilets back then?
 tib gubb: don't google it
Image 120217   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
438
 
 Bert Bertbert: the table has turned humman
 Cami: See you in the spring.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Again Timmy? Fuck you, you're staying in the hole for the night this time.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Again Timmy? Fuck you, you're staying in the hole for the night this time.
 SomeCanadian: Halp?
 Teechur: Brandy? No, that's a St. Bernard. I'm more of the pee on your shoes kinda dog. Can you toss 'em up?
 Frank herbert: Tell me to fetch again will you
 Fugative: Poor pupcicle
 Side Boob: Where are my testicles, Summer?
 Fiasco: It puts the peanut butter on its skin or it gets the hose again.
Image 120216   07-20-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
Image 120215 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by CoffeeAndCigs. You have brought shame on us, CoffeeAndCigs.
Score:
277
 
 trelyate: did someone trademark the word "hat" or something?
 Trick Question: I wonder if they sell ruby foot-bottomers.
Image 120214   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
305
 
 poetrysucks: I am so sick of that damn robot. I dread another football season but alas, I love football.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Cyberball is in my top 5 not-really-football football games.
 Stonewyvvern: @Stonewyvvern hover hands engaged!
 Stonewyvvern: Virginity mode activated!
 WTF: ...and cue the music from the second verse of "Sleigh Ride".
 Peter Pantsless: His name is "Cleatus"...
 Side Boob: I feel there's a rule for this, and I look forward to seeing it
 SomeCanadian: It would be hard to find the engineers to program a robot to play sportsball.
 mwoody: Fun fact: hover-handing is a good way to pass a Turing test.
Image 120213   07-20-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
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