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268442  sirgallium: if not for sits, then why is it made of warm

268467  MrBoffo: A brace of borkfs

268451  mammal883: @Air Biscuit I always liked to find timers that made little to no ticking, that way people wouldn't notice that I turned one on. I found some electronic ones that looked like tomatoes at a kitchen store in an outlet mall. Must have set twenty of them to go off after five minutes. just long enough to get out of the store!

268358  redmonkey3: Switcherino annoys monkey (Polydachtyl Poosay Power!)

268358  redmonkey3: Polydachtyl Amazing grandmother Power!

268367  redmonkey3: @Nope - can also be cured by some quality time alone in the woods

268374  redmonkey3: SPORTSBALL!

268475  cassette1: This may be the most adorable cat name ever, and I've heard mittens!

268458  Annoying Vegan : Same #203448

268472  dobbiesdoogs: might as well put something like Friendly Baking Industries on the side

268392  redmonkey3: I was told their would be cake...

268444  VeeKay: Extendo pup

268462  Micro Jackson: Also a little stale-ish

268463  Micro Jackson: @VeeKay Doesn't look very fresh to me

268464  Micro Jackson: Welcome to Canada

268452  VeeKay: True loves kiss

268456  VeeKay: Plan A

268460  VeeKay: Africa's deadliest animal (after the mosquito obviously).

268463  VeeKay: What fresh hell is this?

268438  Not A Bot: That was a strange episode of archer

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.


267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

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268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

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 Annoying Vegan : Gonna need my glasses for this
 ping: White on snow.
 WaffleIron: @dobbiesdoogs : I borrowed this for a background to a friendly spaceship related image now in the queue. Thanks!
 WaffleIron: Minimalist. I shall have this embossed on my business cards.
Image 120076   07-19-16   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
 msmstud: Duck the police!
 San DoDo: Occupado
 NoRagrets: *DUCK
 WaffleIron: It's a whee van full of ducklings. Unfortunately since it's a mallard that means he ate them.
Image 120075   07-19-16   Uploaded by    peeper
 Cami: Obadiah?
 Jeannie C: Deep dive suit? Why does it have nipples?
 Warrax: But does it bear the HERCULON II tag?
 ping: @Mitchell Only dream I ever have. The surface of the Sun. Every time I close my eyes. (I just happen to be at the part of the film when that soundbite is used for the second time.)
 Mitchell: @ping Kaneda! What do you see?
 ping: This reminds me of the gold space suits in Sunshine which, coincidentally, I am watching as I type this.
 illBilliam: Weld handlebars on the helmet for a mustache and it's complete!
 Flirb Dampumple: mascot inside
 NoRagrets: Fallout 4 Hipster class power armor.
 WaffleIron: I wear this suit while aggrogating, which is why it pops up so often.
Image 120074   07-19-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
 sumodrsn: Smell it. No serioursly, smell it.
 Mr. Shine: @San DoDo and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
 San DoDo: *My name is Bruce and I have come here to this secluded mountain-top monastery to avenge my dishonoured family*
 chhumphrey: Talk to the foot
 lasagna: no u
Image 120073   07-19-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 donhomero: misandry in action
 cmd: I previously called out 'perl horbor' and 'romney eating a corndog' as the most common. -PRRT- is way up there too, and 'Settlers of Cat-Tan' is a new contender
 kshoxx: uhhhh...
 fanny: @Ulillillia oh I would but you don't live with Walken. he's getting pretty sick of this shit.
 Pizza: @fanny AH HA HA!
 Ulillillia: Let it be, friends, let it be
 fanny: @San DoDo any of the "Walkens welcome," I feel like I've seen that one with the really stoned/spaced out guy in the club a lot, Dick's Halfway Inn is getting up there too...
 San DoDo: @fanny well, not sure for the top one, but here are some contenders: the one where ppl go into a giant inflatable Pikachu's ass/front, windows started nwrmlly, something from parks n rec, 80085 on display(s).. I'll think of some more.. Hbu, got any good ones?
 fanny: @San DoDo oooo I second that. what would your guesses be?
 San DoDo: @Warrax I think not, I know a guy who..remembers.. a lot. It was UL many times thou. It would be interesting to see top 3 repeated/most 'popular' uploades :)
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax Classic.
 Warrax: I think this might hold the record for the most re-posted image on this site.
Image 120072   07-19-16   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
 Donut: "Fine. Two fish a day and I'll tell you where the Germans are camped."
 WaffleIron: I've seen this nicholas cage movie already.
Image 120071   07-19-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
 sumodrsn: That took me longer than it should have to get it.
 Jeannie C: She is sure not skipping arm day.
 Headoftheclass: Just a little. Surprised, I mean. Not to say that YOU'RE little. No, that's a nice size. Really.
 Dreforian: Probably not very surprised considering its the smallest snake in the scene
 There was a bob here: Eve got swole
 rennis938: The forbidden fruit
Image 120070   07-19-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
 Alkavarion: Kill. Me.
 SunWukong: I have a knot and I must scream.
 SomeCanadian: The best part is that it just screams all day.
 chhumphrey: The tree from #120070 after the fall
 NoRagrets: Exhibit A from the National Korrok Topiary Garden.
 Knice: Wood knot.
 msmstud: Nope tree.
 Teechur: Didney Worl!
 WaffleIron: This is the tree that trees have nightmares about
Image 120069   07-19-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
 Mitchell: @Scoo Wilt Chamberlain
 twitter: okay, this is actually funny
 Dreforian: @WaffleIron There IS an explosion, they are just blocking it out
 Scoo: Who's the Khal Drogo-lookin' dude?
 WaffleIron: Why isn't there an explosion in the background or something?
 5 Headed Snake God: This is super-rad.
Image 120068   07-19-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
 shitshow: Don't Stand So Close to Me (or I will shoot you)
 Annoying Vegan : Last part not so accurate
 indolentia: women slayed by Sting: 86,522
Image 120067   07-19-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
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