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249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

249375  Himesama: Too soon!

249377  Himesama: Maru's great grandpa

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

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249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

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249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

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 Knice: @Borkf I welcome 'dildoier' into my warehouse of malediction. Thank you.
 Borkf: @Knice I had that but wanted to go with something dildoier. @Niels Bohr Damnit, I pretty much had that one but didn't for some reason. Bravo sirs.
 Trick Question: I buy mine from Bad Dragon, so I'm not exactly impressed.
 Niels Bohr: Megalodong
 Niels Bohr: @Knice @Borkf Aggro-nauts have been on top of their pun game lately. I'm proud.
 Knice: Velocifaptor--I MUST STOP.
 Knice: Pegasaurus?
 Knice: Braviosaurus?
 Knice: @Borkf *cracks knuckles* Tyrannosaurus Sex?
 Borkf: @Knice @Niels Bohr I've been sat here for five minutes trying o think of a good dino dildo pun...
 Knice: @Niels Bohr Hahah, I like that one better! :D
 Niels Bohr: @Knice or maybe pterodickdil
 Cami: If it fits it ships.
 Teechur: I've been looking for a reason to ship something to my brother. Anything will do. This coffee cup on my desk, for instance.
 etc: Hey now!
 Knice: If I were playing this prank, I'd call it Diplodongus.
 msmstud: Someone's never buying that brand again.
 Derp Herpigan: Someone was brave enough
 questionable: it's no dragon dildo, but it'll have to do
 Scoo: Girth with a "u"?
Image 118862   07-13-16   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
487
 
 Thelter: "Nah sorry, got plans to pee by that plant there"
 Trick Question: Bob, you asked me that five seconds ago. The answer is still who are you?
 etc: Actually, goldfish have been trained to memorize basic patterns and swimming routines.
 questionable: they'll forget their plans to hang out in like five seconds
 msmstud: That sort of thing idoes/i bug me. They need a bigger tank, right? Too lazy to Googl.
Image 118861   07-13-16   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
589
 
 PrimeValkyrie: @questionable #worth
 etc: Hey now!
 Cami: Son! Fetch my tinsnips!
 Teechur: @questionable I like to think that it is a rain barrel with a spigot. At least, that's the way I would have made it.
 Headoftheclass: Flomax might help with that.
 questionable: well, that's just going to cause erosion problems, isn't it
 msmstud: Rad like a boss.
Image 118860   07-13-16   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
613
 
 PrimeValkyrie: This now haunts my nightmares.
 Trick Question: I am the Catman
 Cami: One of my sister in law 's ideal man.
 Christina: I r your hunk.
 Ulillillia: Tard is
 msmstud: Oh shoot, there's a Tardis. I retract the douche remark.
 questionable: cat hiding in shame because its owner is a filthy Whovian
 guest: tell me the sort of man you prefer and i will affect the demeanor of that kind of man
 msmstud: Poor cat has a douche for an owner.
 Knice: Tabbycrombie
 a sedated moose: Dunununununununuh Catman!
 Teechur: That cat has hella abs. I only have one ab.
Image 118859   07-13-16   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Image 118858 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by wordjones. Your image was bad, wordjones.
Image 118857 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Hungy Dingus. Your image was bad, Hungy Dingus.
Score:
336
 
 Korrok: Go home, sign, you're drunk.
 Trick Question: Googling 4200 Kingston, BRB with flat-screens
 Alkavarion: Oh rad! Apparently there's a Pikachu here, too!
 etc: "Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
 questionable: *stupid laughter, followed by scratching out the second '0', followed by more stupid laughter*
 msmstud: Guess I'll loiter like a fiend, then.
 petepuma: Works on contingency? No! Money down!
 Teechur: It's worthless to prosecute people who are no longer breathing.
 Jayfu: Sweet, at least I won't be prosecuted
 Vladimir Puta: should have posted a dog...
Image 118856   07-13-16   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
446
 
 athiest: i remember the first time i saw this
 Alkavarion: Christians had to even go as far as to try to swipe Jagganath.
 etc: Lurp durp durp
 questionable: so churches are actively trying to attract Pokemon GO players now? okay
 msmstud: Christduck, I choose jew!
 Christina: Duckeidolia.
 Teechur: Church of the Chickafarians?
Image 118855   07-13-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
327
 
 etc: "I swear I saw a Taurus out here earlier..."
 questionable: as someone with pollen allergies, this response seems measured and reasonable
 midnightmosesuk: Yeah, and fuck hayfever too. Those bastard flowers had it coming.
 Headoftheclass: Practice makes perfect!
 Teechur: "PC load letter" What the %&@# does THAT mean?
 Knice: Ah, well. My happiness had it coming.
Image 118854   07-13-16   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
367
 
 Thelter: Mommy's fulla shit
 effzeeceekay: Lol, this one got me
 Trick Question: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake why is this shit at 277
 a robot: Yeah this totally happened in real life
 etc: One weird old trick for excusing daughters shitty spacial reasoning abilities.
 AdaMan: FW: Fwd: Fw: You wont believe what this girl drew. The mother's response was priceless.
 space: hmmmmmmm
 questionable: I would be more concerned that the child apparently has no idea what a shovel looks like
 guest: went from an exotic dancer to a comic sans using home depot sales associate
 MaronaPossessed: Uhuh sure....
 harpooneer: Lies.
 Christina: Bad: an exotic dancer would be more appealing.
 Knice: There is no shame in honest work.
Image 118853   07-13-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
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