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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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 Knice: @Borkf I welcome 'dildoier' into my warehouse of malediction. Thank you.
 Borkf: @Knice I had that but wanted to go with something dildoier. @Niels Bohr Damnit, I pretty much had that one but didn't for some reason. Bravo sirs.
 Trick Question: I buy mine from Bad Dragon, so I'm not exactly impressed.
 Niels Bohr: Megalodong
 Niels Bohr: @Knice @Borkf Aggro-nauts have been on top of their pun game lately. I'm proud.
 Knice: Velocifaptor--I MUST STOP.
 Knice: Pegasaurus?
 Knice: Braviosaurus?
 Knice: @Borkf *cracks knuckles* Tyrannosaurus Sex?
 Borkf: @Knice @Niels Bohr I've been sat here for five minutes trying o think of a good dino dildo pun...
 Knice: @Niels Bohr Hahah, I like that one better! :D
 Niels Bohr: @Knice or maybe pterodickdil
 Cami: If it fits it ships.
 Teechur: I've been looking for a reason to ship something to my brother. Anything will do. This coffee cup on my desk, for instance.
 etc: Hey now!
 Knice: If I were playing this prank, I'd call it Diplodongus.
 msmstud: Someone's never buying that brand again.
 Derp Herpigan: Someone was brave enough
 questionable: it's no dragon dildo, but it'll have to do
 Scoo: Girth with a "u"?
Image 118862   07-13-16   Uploaded by    potato
 Thelter: "Nah sorry, got plans to pee by that plant there"
 Trick Question: Bob, you asked me that five seconds ago. The answer is still who are you?
 etc: Actually, goldfish have been trained to memorize basic patterns and swimming routines.
 questionable: they'll forget their plans to hang out in like five seconds
 msmstud: That sort of thing idoes/i bug me. They need a bigger tank, right? Too lazy to Googl.
Image 118861   07-13-16   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 PrimeValkyrie: @questionable #worth
 etc: Hey now!
 Cami: Son! Fetch my tinsnips!
 Teechur: @questionable I like to think that it is a rain barrel with a spigot. At least, that's the way I would have made it.
 Headoftheclass: Flomax might help with that.
 questionable: well, that's just going to cause erosion problems, isn't it
 msmstud: Rad like a boss.
Image 118860   07-13-16   Uploaded by    franktank
 PrimeValkyrie: This now haunts my nightmares.
 Trick Question: I am the Catman
 Cami: One of my sister in law 's ideal man.
 Christina: I r your hunk.
 Ulillillia: Tard is
 msmstud: Oh shoot, there's a Tardis. I retract the douche remark.
 guest: tell me the sort of man you prefer and i will affect the demeanor of that kind of man
 msmstud: Poor cat has a douche for an owner.
 a sedated moose: Dunununununununuh Catman!
Image 118859   07-13-16   Uploaded by    elmstreet
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It was uploaded by wordjones. Boo, wordjones.
Image 118857 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Hungy Dingus. Your image was bad, Hungy Dingus.
 Korrok: Go home, sign, you're drunk.
 Trick Question: Googling 4200 Kingston, BRB with flat-screens
 Alkavarion: Oh rad! Apparently there's a Pikachu here, too!
 etc: "Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
 questionable: *stupid laughter, followed by scratching out the second '0', followed by more stupid laughter*
 msmstud: Guess I'll loiter like a fiend, then.
 petepuma: Works on contingency? No! Money down!
 Teechur: It's worthless to prosecute people who are no longer breathing.
 Jayfu: Sweet, at least I won't be prosecuted
 Vladimir Puta: should have posted a dog...
Image 118856   07-13-16   Uploaded by    chemical
 athiest: i remember the first time i saw this
 Alkavarion: Christians had to even go as far as to try to swipe Jagganath.
 etc: Lurp durp durp
 questionable: so churches are actively trying to attract Pokemon GO players now? okay
 msmstud: Christduck, I choose jew!
 Christina: Duckeidolia.
 Teechur: Church of the Chickafarians?
Image 118855   07-13-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 etc: "I swear I saw a Taurus out here earlier..."
 questionable: as someone with pollen allergies, this response seems measured and reasonable
 midnightmosesuk: Yeah, and fuck hayfever too. Those bastard flowers had it coming.
 Headoftheclass: Practice makes perfect!
 Teechur: "PC load letter" What the %&@# does THAT mean?
 Knice: Ah, well. My happiness had it coming.
Image 118854   07-13-16   Uploaded by    horny horn
 Thelter: Mommy's fulla shit
 effzeeceekay: Lol, this one got me
 Trick Question: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake why is this shit at 277
 a robot: Yeah this totally happened in real life
 etc: One weird old trick for excusing daughters shitty spacial reasoning abilities.
 AdaMan: FW: Fwd: Fw: You wont believe what this girl drew. The mother's response was priceless.
 space: hmmmmmmm
 questionable: I would be more concerned that the child apparently has no idea what a shovel looks like
 guest: went from an exotic dancer to a comic sans using home depot sales associate
 MaronaPossessed: Uhuh sure....
 harpooneer: Lies.
 Christina: Bad: an exotic dancer would be more appealing.
 Knice: There is no shame in honest work.
Image 118853   07-13-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
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