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268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

268023  Not A Bot: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...

268020  tib gubb: puss in boot

268021  barfolomew: @FabricMan The Burning Bush?

268021  FabricMan: I have friends who've been to that strip club

267946  Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

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2. VeeKay
3. MrBoffo
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5. Not A Bot
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8. tib gubb
9. Spazstatic
10. WTF

The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

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trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)

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 3. fanny: 4060 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 2956 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 shelledfauna: I'm from Florida and I apologize
 botch: It's just oregano Fred - we're messing with you.
 Headoftheclass: Fred shouldn't have opened the Ark of the Covenant.
 bug: Just quality meth my friend.
 VoR: Intro to Prometheus
 questionable: no, it's freakin' dog snacks, you Hanna-Barbera limited-animation wholesome poster child shitstain
 a sedated moose: I really kinda love this.
 Dobly: My schizophrenic gf has been drawing scooby do again
 Fiasco: Fred, I didnt know you liked to get wet... That's PCP. *voice distorting* Mystery Solver. Old Man Jenkins. Scrappy Dust.
 duckfarts: Scoob, it was us. We were the monsters all along.
 KnowLifer: only quality scooby snack, my friend...
Image 117244   07-05-16   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
 TFChicken: @DeepReddishBlue owls aren't that aggressive. Eagles however, fuck those guys
 Trick Question: why are you holding an apple you could be cuddling an OWL
 questionable: seems like the looming apple has done the owlet a frighten
 brian greene: i find it a hoot!
 VoR: I find this seedy
 DeepReddishBlue: I'm surprised it isn't getting aggressive. Then again, I don't actually know anything about owl behavior.
 canada: That owl is so flattered.
Image 117243   07-05-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
 hearsegirl: Fred the Eagle
 Headoftheclass: "The things I go through everyday just floor me."
 Trick Question: Ah, 80's rock.
 buttbear: When they rebuilt Spark Mandrill, they cheaped out.
 VoR: Mop me!
 sumodrsn: Braveheart 2 - The Grime are too Many.
 Dobly: "I identify as a mop," "Well uh I think you are a mop" "HOW DARE YOU"
 duckfarts: ay mon, we gonna clamp you somethin fierce
Image 117242   07-05-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Image 117241 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

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 Teechur: They probably made him do this to keep him from eating the chair in front of him.
 Muddyfunkster: Man's gotta sammich
 Dobly: Who took this picture of me at the DMV?
 tib gubb: grilled cheese?
Image 117240   07-05-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 Trick Question: now I'm imagining a Car Wash powered by Cirque de Soleil
 VoR: Fringe me!
 Dobly: Thats one of those dresses im not supposed to wash, but I accidentally do anyway and am forced to destroy it and take the secret to my grave
 duckfarts: don't hate, ballerinas gotta make ends meet
Image 117239   07-05-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
 Albatross: Use the shower curtain, they're usually pretty gross anyway
 Dobly: @duckfarts @Korrok Use the handtowels. Leave. You are no longer welcome in this house
 duckfarts: @Korrok use the doorknob
 Fishy: We'll see who's laughing when you're on my bum.
 Korrok: Use the tube. Problem solved.
Image 117238   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
 Albatross: There's been a mix up, that card should read Bad Ass Bitch after this past season
 fanny: I see buttonhorn made her own name card.
 VoR: cares
 a sedated moose: At least no one seems happy.
 Dobly: Thats my seat
 KnowLifer: Another relative for #106274 and #117125
Image 117237   07-05-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 catheter: Good life hack
 a robot: @Mr. Yawn McBoring White people ruined it
 Teechur: Awesome timing.
 Dobly: This is every dream ive had for the last 15 years. Where did you find this picture? Is this a sign?
 Fiasco: Faces of Death: Mini Golf
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: What ever happened to breakdancing?
 duckfarts: THIS IS SPARTA
Image 117236   07-05-16   Uploaded by    jayjay
 Trick Question: why does this pizza taste like balls
 Air Biscuit: I might be inclined to agree. Guess it all depends on the money, and who is in your family tree.
 Korrok: Haha! I get it!
 Noremak: Another candidate for #117179
 VoR: I hate clowns. I cannot deliver this pizza with that on it!
Image 117235   07-05-16   Uploaded by    sad face
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