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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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2. Robespierre
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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?



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Score:
689
 
 shelledfauna: I'm from Florida and I apologize
 botch: It's just oregano Fred - we're messing with you.
 Headoftheclass: Fred shouldn't have opened the Ark of the Covenant.
 bug: Just quality meth my friend.
 VoR: Intro to Prometheus
 questionable: no, it's freakin' dog snacks, you Hanna-Barbera limited-animation wholesome poster child shitstain
 a sedated moose: I really kinda love this.
 Dobly: My schizophrenic gf has been drawing scooby do again
 Fiasco: Fred, I didnt know you liked to get wet... That's PCP. *voice distorting* Mystery Solver. Old Man Jenkins. Scrappy Dust.
 duckfarts: Scoob, it was us. We were the monsters all along.
 KnowLifer: only quality scooby snack, my friend...
Image 117244   07-05-16   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
738
 
 TFChicken: @DeepReddishBlue owls aren't that aggressive. Eagles however, fuck those guys
 Trick Question: why are you holding an apple you could be cuddling an OWL
 questionable: seems like the looming apple has done the owlet a frighten
 brian greene: i find it a hoot!
 VoR: I find this seedy
 DeepReddishBlue: I'm surprised it isn't getting aggressive. Then again, I don't actually know anything about owl behavior.
 Theta Zero: That owl is so flattered.
Image 117243   07-05-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
410
 
 hearsegirl: Fred the Eagle
 Headoftheclass: "The things I go through everyday just floor me."
 Trick Question: Ah, 80's rock.
 buttbear: When they rebuilt Spark Mandrill, they cheaped out.
 VoR: Mop me!
 sumodrsn: Braveheart 2 - The Grime are too Many.
 Dobly: "I identify as a mop," "Well uh I think you are a mop" "HOW DARE YOU"
 duckfarts: ay mon, we gonna clamp you somethin fierce
Image 117242   07-05-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Image 117241 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by reply. Boo, reply.
Score:
162
 
 Teechur: They probably made him do this to keep him from eating the chair in front of him.
 Muddyfunkster: Man's gotta sammich
 Dobly: Who took this picture of me at the DMV?
 tib gubb: grilled cheese?
Image 117240   07-05-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
489
 
 Trick Question: now I'm imagining a Car Wash powered by Cirque de Soleil
 VoR: Fringe me!
 Dobly: Thats one of those dresses im not supposed to wash, but I accidentally do anyway and am forced to destroy it and take the secret to my grave
 duckfarts: don't hate, ballerinas gotta make ends meet
Image 117239   07-05-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
175
 
 Albatross: Use the shower curtain, they're usually pretty gross anyway
 Dobly: @duckfarts @Korrok Use the handtowels. Leave. You are no longer welcome in this house
 duckfarts: @Korrok use the doorknob
 Fishy: We'll see who's laughing when you're on my bum.
 Korrok: Use the tube. Problem solved.
Image 117238   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
455
 
 Albatross: There's been a mix up, that card should read Bad Ass Bitch after this past season
 fanny: I see buttonhorn made her own name card.
 VoR: cares
 a sedated moose: At least no one seems happy.
 Dobly: Thats my seat
 KnowLifer: Another relative for #106274 and #117125
Image 117237   07-05-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
416
 
 catheter: Good life hack
 a robot: @Mr. Yawn McBoring White people ruined it
 Teechur: Awesome timing.
 Dobly: This is every dream ive had for the last 15 years. Where did you find this picture? Is this a sign?
 Fiasco: Faces of Death: Mini Golf
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: What ever happened to breakdancing?
 duckfarts: THIS IS SPARTA
Image 117236   07-05-16   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
296
 
 Trick Question: why does this pizza taste like balls
 Air Biscuit: I might be inclined to agree. Guess it all depends on the money, and who is in your family tree.
 Korrok: Haha! I get it!
 Noremak: Another candidate for #117179
 duckfarts: WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING
 VoR: I hate clowns. I cannot deliver this pizza with that on it!
Image 117235   07-05-16   Uploaded by    sad face
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