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268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

268557  tib gubb: "I'm gonna skin you alive!"

268546  addend: Best homework assignment ever.

268549  addend: He never lets the leather lemon slip by.

268553  addend: See?! You were warned about socialism.

268556  addend: Upstairs Cat watches over you.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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Score:
809
 
 Himesama: @Dick Inspector You are alone on that one buddy.
 Warrax: Killed by a trombone #36995.
 Whatever: Just a flesh wound
 Dick Inspector: I don't know about others, but I don't really feel like looking at mashed-up dead bodies on here.
 questionable: well, now the local fauna who survive on carrion are going to choke on the balloon. good job, I guess
 Nugster: @Gargoyle In a jar of formaldehyde? Sure!
 Scoo: At least it got put to good use: #116385
 Christina: Too late.
 Turd Ferguson: #116444
 winwolf: Never yield, sir.
 Gargoyle: What do you think, doc? Can we save him?
Image 116485   07-01-16   Uploaded by    franktank
Image 116484 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by randomhobo. Your image was bad, randomhobo.
Score:
259
 
 Warrax: something something something Dark Side. something something something, Complete.
 Albatross: Darth Kittious
 msmstud: My precioussssss...
 questionable: that kitty has clearly revoked consent. prepare for destruction
 Christina: A cat snifer.
 Gargoyle: Oh my god! He's eating p... What? Nevermind...
 lasagna: Chair: no fats allowed
 Albatross: The emperor has found the rebel kitty!
Image 116483   07-01-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
332
 
 FatTigerWoods: So, not figuratively then?
 Penultimate Grunongo: @msmstud They're both pretty good at what they do, considering that they kind of just do their own voice but each character is still distinct amd recognizable. Still, seems like a lot of luck helps to break into voice acting.
 msmstud: That voice actor is really freakin' lucky. Kristen Schaal, too, for Bob's Burgers and Gravity Falls.
 questionable: Bob's Burgers is pretty funny
 Gargoyle: If you don't get me another drink, I'll rub sand in your dead little eyes. I dont know if they grade it but... coarse...
 Jayfu: @trelyate Is that why Whitehouse is still missing?
 Murdertaco: That's called alcohol withdraws and its terrible.
 Scoo: A Pimm's Cup in a pimp's cup? Right away, sir.
 trelyate: RIP Woodhouse('s voice actor)
Image 116482   07-01-16   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
386
 
 tib gubb: take that to the bank, brah
 questionable: congrats, your experiment has provided evidence that doggos aren't very good at Monopoly
 Borkf: Do not pass borkf, do not collect $200
 Derp Herpigan: Fvck bi+ches, get Monopoly money
 Gargoyle: I ownz all dees now!
 Urn BooUrn: Dog Wins
 Teechur: Look at my Community Chest. Now rub my belly!
 Magma Safe: Free borkfing
 Knice: Free barking
 WTF: When your broke in Monopoly and you land on Boardwalk with a hotel... Fido will only accept infinite belly rubs as payment.
 Peter Pantsless: Buster always fucking lands on Boardwalk first
 Scoo: I, too, own a Monopoly Jacket
Image 116481   07-01-16   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
355
 
 Mr. Angry: "...fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand..."
 m o l e m a n: my sides hurt @harpooneer
 petunias: ughhhh
 questionable: remember the movie Tusk? that's how I feel about this
 Jayfu: @harpooneer I haven't
 Alastair: Fuck fuck fuck, Mother mother fuck, Mother mother fuck, fuck, Mother fuck, Mother fuck, noise noise noise.
 harpooneer: @Jayfu God, who hasn't?
 the snark: Bickety-bam little bumble-bitch!
 Jayfu: Hey lady, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
 Scoo: Jay and Silent Bob Meet Bumblebee Girl
 Christina: It's Blind Mellon time!
Image 116480   07-01-16   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Image 116479 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Apple IIe. You have brought shame on us, Apple IIe.
Score:
395
 
 happyfamily: Ricardito Montalban.
 Side Boob: This kid is already cooler than I'll ever be :(
 Fett4life: And that kid grew up to be... George Foreman
 Scoo: And that kid grew up to be... Albert Einstein
 Peter Pantsless: Just a dapper young gent
Image 116478   07-01-16   Uploaded by    dorian
Image 116477 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by queezy farm. Boo, queezy farm.
Score:
144
 
 Bob: And it tastes more like plastic than you can believe.
 glowstick: sorta funny
 Borkf: Soft Drinks Fact: These are called cuplets.
 Teechur: Get your water from the tap. Otherwise, you get a box full of black mold.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Google reveals this is Indonesian mineral water. Silly buyer, get your coffee from Indonesia and your mineral water from Italy
Image 116476   07-01-16   Uploaded by    DOW
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