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258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

258692  Robespierre: "You're not terrierizing hard enough, son ... MORE MADNESS!"

258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

258424  Science: Glad to see Dangle got a job after the Reno incident

258706  Robespierre: Take my money, Todd Lawson! TAKE IT!!!

258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

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258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.



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Score:
445
 
 A duck: Ah yes, the Whale Tail party
 Micro Jackson: I've a whale of a tail to tell ya lads
 tib gubb: ironically - she represents the conservative party
 Blackheart223: And with the stroke of a pen, the Thong Wars were over.
 Christina: Sexist if true.
 questionable: she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck / thighs like what, what, what / baby move your butt, butt, butt
 Turd Ferguson: I should get into politics
 Slowpoke: Sure, I'll sign this again... but why are the tables getting lower and lower each week?
Image 116274   06-30-16   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
255
 
 5 Headed Snake God: Still seems nice.
 WaffleIron: Maybe just once.
 questionable: first rule of meth bible camp is...probably something to do with meth or bibles, I dunno
 Jayfu: Meth bible camp is a dead end alright!
Image 116273   06-30-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Image 116272 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by redrex. Boo, redrex.
Score:
315
 
 MaronaPossessed: They see me loading. They bitching. Thinking about how my moves are hacking.
 Christina: @A duck We don't have many women in the military around I live.
 Side Boob: @A duck I was too aghast over the misloaded belt to notice
 A duck: Plus I think she's wearing makeup
 A duck: @Waffleiron @Christina @Side Boob: Look at those hands and the soft facial features. It's a woman.
 WaffleIron: @Christina @Side Boob : You two are getting "he" from those lips? I had this one pegged as a woman for sure.
 Christina: @Side Boob So it's just me. Thank you very much.
 Side Boob: @Christina He's on the correct side of the gun, the ammo belt is just upside down and therefore the cartridges are facing the wrong way.
 Christina: Is it just me, or he is in the wrong end of the gun?
 questionable: I always hated this level in Call of Duty
 Science: Fortunately, modern firearms are equipped with a device that ensures rounds face the correct direction. It's like that bank you had when you were a kid that sorted your coins for you.
 rand0: killing 'em with irony
 Teechur: You probably wear a red shirt at Trekkie cons.
 Good Bye: Kids these days...
 bubbles: That certainly is an interesting way to load your gun.
 WTF: You'll shoot your eye out... literally!
Image 116271   06-30-16   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
460
 
 Headoftheclass: This puke looks like I'm calling off, too.
 questionable: protip: every beer tastes like that if you're brave and/or don't give a fuck enough
 Turd Ferguson: I've had that beer before. It was pretty good until I went to work the next day
 Callahan: are you serious
Image 116270   06-30-16   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
157
 
 Science: @Jaunty Shrimp: Thanks. She won't, but it's all about keeping her comfy and happy until the time comes.
 questionable: your doggo is literally shitting itself staring at whatever hairy monstrosity is off camera, pay some dang attention
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Science Hope your pupper gets well soon
 Science: I feel that pain. My dog is on steroids and chemo pills, and man, her farts are lethal.
 Borkf: Also, shave your camera lens.
 Borkf: Pepperoni dog farts, amirite?
Image 116269   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
504
 
 Headoftheclass: Jorene, it's always something with you.
 tib gubb: people actually do this
 questionable: having a family is bullshit. all they'll do is eat my Chinese food. fuck that
 Turd Ferguson: We're all alone in some sense
 Skinr: and where there was only one set of footprints, I was picking you up with chopsticks
Image 116268   06-30-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
324
 
 XLY: When your boyfriend is a Were-beast and you drink from a cup thats really baby birdsf in their nest but you're secretly metal af
 questionable: this makes as much sense as Johnny Mnemonic
 Christina: @SomeCanadian Yes, the lion and the ugliness.
 Side Boob: No, No, no! THIS is how you do "the shocker"
 Slowpoke: @Christina You mean "beauty and the lady", right?
 Apple IIe: this is the new superfood
 SomeCanadian: Catman: I wanted the birdies, not the hand. Woman: Piss off, I'm listening to metal and throwing the horns!
 Christina: The beauty and the feline.
Image 116267   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
124
 
 Lorm Bembo: Dying @questionable
 Teechur: @space Many would call it a "Keyless Entry Remote" I, however, don't.
 space: what do you mean @Teechur...
 questionable: well, we're all well-informed about crime, but what about idiots in the community. seems a pressing concern
 winwolf: Good to see Dan has stepped up his landlord bulletin board game.
 Turd Ferguson: The perfect crime
 Teechur: That's why I use my ootweet. I keep it on my keychain. Can't find the car? Push the button. "ootweet" Oh! It's over there!
Image 116266   06-30-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
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 Headoftheclass: Urban crab
 Beef Supreme: @msmstud You are not alone. I also thought of the space whale.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: Dammit crab, you forgot the trade centers. You said you'd never forget!
 questionable: we've got your test results back. bad news, it's crabs all the way down
 msmstud: Reminds me of the Doctor Who episode with the tortured space whale.
 djublonskopf: "So you want me to believe the whole world sits on the back of an enormous hermit crab?" "No, dear, that would be silly. Just New York City."
 Mr. Butt: This is literally what neoconservatives believe.
 Magma Safe: Now THIS IS a myth I can get behind
 SomeCanadian: Jaunty.
Image 116265   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
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