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272973  VoR: Hair in his mouth but no fingers to get it out. Ack ack ack eerk ..

272974  Soviette: I don't read webcomics posted here anymore.

272957  Yam: I like to imagine the hearts as visual representations of farts

272975  VoR: Aaaaan another fing! Ima a man! Ima a grown man. Ina suit. A big bird suit....

272971  Yam: I like the little ones face

272968  PenguinBartender: EMPLOY AD HOMINEM

272979  VoR: Ooooh we're rad inside, come and get some rads. We don't bite.

272975  PenguinBartender: Again.

272978  PenguinBartender: "Sploosh."

272963  wolfpk: @Spazstatic I am going to have to verify the info in that vid. If true, koalas drew the short straw in most every way. "Koalas in the rain, no fucks given."

272975  SuedeOxford: Then he left some dog food in the bushes

272978  SuedeOxford: Start slacking off

272965  Punt Numbles: Also a car is only as smart as the person driving it. Horses without exception are dumb as shit. And I say this as a long-time horse owner.

272887  Mr Bleak: Photobomb level: seahorse.

272891  Mr Bleak: My brother, I will avenge thee.

272968  wolfpk: 2018 version: Start attacking the other people for being to stupid to understand your brilliant point!

272963  Spazstatic: Apparently a koala has a smooth brain and is so dumb that if you take eucalyptus leaves (which it eats) off the plant and put them on a plate it doesn't know what to do with them. Source: youtu.be/…

272977  sparename: Normally the burnt peanut is in the LAST mouthful

272955  Bob: @fanny maybe like milkfish?

272972  wolfpk: Before and after photos; bear style. (I want to be a bear)

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"



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 Science: @Jaunty Shrimp: Thanks. She won't, but it's all about keeping her comfy and happy until the time comes.
 questionable: your doggo is literally shitting itself staring at whatever hairy monstrosity is off camera, pay some dang attention
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Science Hope your pupper gets well soon
 Science: I feel that pain. My dog is on steroids and chemo pills, and man, her farts are lethal.
 Borkf: Also, shave your camera lens.
 Borkf: Pepperoni dog farts, amirite?
Image 116269   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
504
 
 Headoftheclass: Jorene, it's always something with you.
 tib gubb: people actually do this
 questionable: having a family is bullshit. all they'll do is eat my Chinese food. fuck that
 Turd Ferguson: We're all alone in some sense
 Skinr: and where there was only one set of footprints, I was picking you up with chopsticks
Image 116268   06-30-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
324
 
 XLY: When your boyfriend is a Were-beast and you drink from a cup thats really baby birdsf in their nest but you're secretly metal af
 questionable: this makes as much sense as Johnny Mnemonic
 Christina: @SomeCanadian Yes, the lion and the ugliness.
 Side Boob: No, No, no! THIS is how you do "the shocker"
 Slowpoke: @Christina You mean "beauty and the lady", right?
 Apple IIe: this is the new superfood
 SomeCanadian: Catman: I wanted the birdies, not the hand. Woman: Piss off, I'm listening to metal and throwing the horns!
 Christina: The beauty and the feline.
Image 116267   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
124
 
 Lorm Bembo: Dying @questionable
 Teechur: @space Many would call it a "Keyless Entry Remote" I, however, don't.
 space: what do you mean @Teechur...
 questionable: well, we're all well-informed about crime, but what about idiots in the community. seems a pressing concern
 winwolf: Good to see Dan has stepped up his landlord bulletin board game.
 Turd Ferguson: The perfect crime
 Teechur: That's why I use my ootweet. I keep it on my keychain. Can't find the car? Push the button. "ootweet" Oh! It's over there!
Image 116266   06-30-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
572
 
 Headoftheclass: Urban crab
 Beef Supreme: @msmstud You are not alone. I also thought of the space whale.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: Dammit crab, you forgot the trade centers. You said you'd never forget!
 questionable: we've got your test results back. bad news, it's crabs all the way down
 msmstud: Reminds me of the Doctor Who episode with the tortured space whale.
 djublonskopf: "So you want me to believe the whole world sits on the back of an enormous hermit crab?" "No, dear, that would be silly. Just New York City."
 Mr. Butt: This is literally what neoconservatives believe.
 Magma Safe: Now THIS IS a myth I can get behind
 SomeCanadian: Jaunty.
Image 116265   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
293
 
 sumodrsn: Please stay away from the tiger cage.
 questionable: this is what vegans actually believe
 msmstud: This party's a freakin' zucchini fest, bra.
 winwolf: Zookeene
 Magma Safe: A Brave zoo world
Image 116264   06-30-16   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
42
 
 questionable: memesontshirts.biz
 Jaunty Shrimp: @msmstud Planned combustions are better for sure
 TFChicken: I liek Charizerd
 msmstud: I get the impression we're seeing the tail end of a sad animal's unplanned combustion.
Image 116263   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
286
 
 hairy: they're using assault slingshots! I demand slingshot control! Think of the kids! Think of the wives! How many more senseless deaths will happen?!
 Poop van Pants: By any means necessary
 Jaunty Shrimp: Watch them whip. Watch them nae nae.
 questionable: *furious cacophony of 'boing' sounds*
 SomeCanadian: @luxuslurch The cause and solution to every problem.
 ironmaiden: @msmstud Blunt Force Trauma is my metal band name
 msmstud: Ballistics are funnier when they're slow and blunt.
 luxuslurch: Hooray for violence!
Image 116262   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
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 Moldred: @Butcherboy Delldo
 Warrax: That's a tiny hand.
 questionable: why is no one else concerned that the chair is NOT on the plastic region designed for it
 Science: I have a similar one. It looks like an ICBM and I was going to use it for 40K.
 Gowenmark: Had it shipped to work. You are a brave soul.
 msmstud: Heh. Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh. Looks like a weener. Heh-heh-heh-heh, yeah. Heh.
 TFChicken: Brave enough to try
 ModelTRex: Corkscrewed for her pleasure.
 Knice: I have the weirdest toner right now.
 Side Boob: Mom! Your "back massager" is here!
 Butcherboy: dude you got a dell....dildo? bong? maypole?
Image 116261   06-30-16   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
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 Pickle Dick: @Nugster rad for this
 hairy: I can hol' muh cock in 2 hands
 Micro Jackson: He's come to snuff the rooster
 questionable: this relationship is fowl
 Nugster: @Knice Barry White music starts playing
 msmstud: Epic cock.
 cromerstu: Cockzilla about to confront the man who stole his baby.
 Side Boob: A man that loves cock
 Knice: I've seen enough hen-guy to know where this is going.
 beyardo: Ehh...too easy.
Image 116260   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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