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257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

257738  addend: "For the last time, VANILLA... I just want vanilla."

257746  ChubbyBuddy: for some reason the satellite radio can only play humpty dance

257742  addend: Also, +/-.

257743  addend: "And make sure 'motherf---er' is 2 separate words. That'll mess with his head a bit."

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Spazstatic
6. Not A Bot
7. a robot
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9. Knice
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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 8. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
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10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
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15. tess: 1555 points
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Score:
2081
 
 AdaMan: But Im almost purple
 kimjongun: all right
 Peter Pantsless: That's one way to go. The image below is another
 tib gubb: i only radded for the completely unnecessary jpeg artifacting.
 Flarmie: @Dobly This reply to your comment, however, is tongue-in-check.
 eider: (voted rad)
 eider: I don't know how to vote... I need an adult!
 Dobly: This comment is unironic
 VoR: Make 'em laugh, Make 'em laugh, Make 'em laugh...
 Flarmie: It works.
 luxuslurch: That's the spirit
Image 116026   06-29-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
1605
 
 Dobly: Rising above the haters
 DeepReddishBlue: Mascot is now an all-powerful genie
 tib gubb: i want to believe
 duckfarts: wowie zowie
 VoR: Self inflated
Image 116025   06-29-16   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
620
 
 Angry Lobster: The fuck is that.
 tib gubb: if this thing doesn't actually kill things ; it is a huge waste of resources.
 annterland: Well there's your problem
 tib gubb: FEED ME HIPSTERS
 Air Biscuit: DONT PUT YOUR HEAD IN THERE!!
 Theta Zero: Creamy nougat center...
Image 116024   06-29-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
914
 
 Whatever: You're pregnant with a future website designer - or an online troll
 Yttermayn : How is babby made? - ("/)/-
 Yttermayn : She has pants in top panel, bare legs in bottom.
 Teechur: Pants. Then no pants. Left hand. Then right hand. Imma be like the uploader and do the farmerwalk outta here.
 petepuma: new tamagochis suck
 Yttermayn : Just peed on her mp3 player.
 Whatever: You're pregnant with a future website designer - or an online troll
 tib gubb: more proof that girls just love to pee on things.
 duckfarts: @A duck eh, just sever
 Ratty: @aduck Not possible..
 A duck: Shiiiit I'm pregnant with a Something Awful poster. Where's the nearest clinic?
Image 116023   06-29-16   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Image 116022 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by imaginary gf. We'll pray for you, imaginary gf.
Score:
1101
 
 gary: @Mr. Butt It was sitting irresistibly on 998. I had to. Besides, it's rad!
 Mr. Butt: @gary did you put it over the top? God bless you.
 gary: 1000 point goodness for you, sir
 Amy Housewine: Or maybe "Ken Victorious".
 Korrok: @Amy Housewine You believe what you want, I won't force you. I can, but I won't.
 Amy Housewine: I don't reall understand any of this, but I do think that the only person who would make a better president than our dark lord Korrok would be someone called "Donald Triumph".
 Korrok: @Noremak ...Yeah, that was..."funny "
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Shine me too #99866
 Noremak: @Korrok Hee, hee. Like the time your name became Donald Trumph.
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine I believe in swordfish.
 Korrok: @SomeCanadian What's one force of evil to another? Actually, Korrok really has nothing against Nancy in facilities, but he and the switcherino have a bit of a history.
 Fishy: Who's Nancy? And why is there Statefarm jokes here too haha.
 Mr. Shine: I no longer believe in Nancy, but I do believe in @Korrok.
 SomeCanadian: I thought @Korrok was the Dark Lord and Nancy was just the nice Facilities lady. This is getting confusing.
 KnowLifer: classic Nancy
 duckfarts: dammit nancy
 VoR: Civil war? Lets hold a referendum. Rad or Bad?
 Korrok: Korrok has suffered greatly at the hands of switcherino, this time it's personal.
 A duck: Nancy from Switcherino
Image 116021   06-29-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
339
 
 VoR: @a sedated moose The baby tends to eat from the mothers share...
 zodiacflash: Boy, that flying car sure looks swell. I can't wait for 1980!
 a sedated moose: @VoR you don't?
 duckfarts: man, i really wish chrysler-weber stayed together
 VoR: @Mexico You need to grill more than 4 cows a time?
 Mexico: And here I thought the cars of the future would have more than four griddles.
Image 116020   06-29-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Image 116019 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by namename. You have brought shame on us, namename.
Score:
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 a robot: @sparename In the US anyway there's never a chute, it's just a little box that has to be manually emptied. Other places, I dunno. I know people are afraid of lady products, but that seems unneccessarily specific
 TFChicken: But no, oh no, it's just a harmless little bunny isn't it?
 zodiacflash: Get into the Trojan Bunny, they said. It'll be awesome, they said...
 NoRagrets: *throws pokeball*
 sparename: apparently the "sanitary waste" chutes in some women's toilets go down to a small incinerator known as a "bunny burner" truth or bullshit? a story I heard a very long time ago
 duckfarts: horry shit
 ThatGuy: @Alkavarion mt little bunny
 Cami: Easter bunny self-immolation during Vietnam.Conflict.
 Alkavarion: Apocalypse bunny!
Image 116018   06-29-16   Uploaded by    Mattixvii
Score:
602
 
 Teechur: I'm a snakehead eating the head on the opposite siiiiiiiide. I palindrome I.
 Magma Safe: oRADbourous
 sparename: AG anti-snoring ring
 VoR: @Borkf You make it sound bad...
 Borkf: That about sums things up :-/
Image 116017   06-29-16   Uploaded by    ignatz
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