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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft



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Score:
139
 
 Pineapple: @Kohapi I never got why people set those things just anywhere and handle them like they didn't just slosh around a filthy toilet
 ssignature: if you're brave enough
 Frank herbert: Oh shit.
 Kohapi: I.......wouldn't touch that.
Image 113998   06-19-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
205
 
 sandwiches: say it again @tib gubb
 Screech: I can count to potato
 SomeCanadian: POTATOE.
 Mr. Butt: @tib gubb @Knice Dan Quail started a web comic, apparently.
 Magma Safe: Spuds
 tib gubb: POTATOES
 tib gubb: POTATOES
 Knice: POTATOES
Image 113997   06-19-16   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
478
 
 sparename: Dog biscuit dog
 Jaunty Shrimp: Looks like pupper has a touch of the Black Dog
Image 113996   06-19-16   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
192
 
 Fett4life: Mmmmmmmm... BKN.
 sparename: "While you're down there..."
 NoRagrets: I'm not gay, you're sucking MY dick.
 Slamajama: These pro jocks have some really odd terms in their contracts, enjoy
 Wet farts: That's right, suck it.
Image 113995   06-19-16   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
571
 
 Fett4life: What you're really paying for is the instruction manual.
 hearsegirl: @ArchStanton well yes, but african swallows are not migratory.
 ArchStanton: @hearsegirl. An African swallow could, but not a European swallow.
 hearsegirl: how much do they weigh? could a swallow carry them?
 A Post Office: Coconuts? In England?
 Cami: Not to be found in Mercea.
 Slamajama: Horse action figure comes with realistic galloping horse sound, hard surface not included
 dobbiesdoogs: on second thought, let's not go to camelot. 'tis a silly place.
 Wet farts: Deeez [coco]NUTZ!
 Amy Housewine: Your girlfriend has a nice pair of coconuts.
Image 113994   06-19-16   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
110
 
 werterland: Ermagerd slershies
 peeper: @Albatross Me too...
 Screech: Pyramids of the sea
 Albatross: Wanna try some of my derp juice?
 Slamajama: Wondering where her date went, letft her holding his drink,nbder goggles wore off!
 Angry Lobster: Derp.
 sparename: Nigella Farage
 KL1NGON: Sorry honey, I'm gonna need more than just those two... keep em' coming and we'll see what happens.
Image 113993   06-19-16   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
398
 
 SomeCanadian: @a robot NAILED IT.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Murdertaco It's ready
 Fugative: Tired of getting disemboweled?
 a robot: This is someone's fetish
 Slamajama: Worst yeast infection ever!
 WTF: "Drain your spaghetti with this one weird trick. The strainer companies hate her!"
 Donger: When spaghetti falls out of your pocket
 Red: that's not how toilet paper works
 Murdertaco: Moms spaghetti
 NoRagrets: I don't think your food baby made it, I'm sorry.
Image 113992   06-19-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
216
 
 XLY: kkkkk
 Borkf: @KL1NGON Looks like an Apple Store. So yeah, your point stands.
 ssignature: Thank you, hue too!
 Slamajama: Who is going to spend too much for a Chincy Chinese light bulb?, Hue
 Butcherboy: we are hugh!
 KL1NGON: THis looks like a store where the markup is at least 400%.
 Jotun: I want thoose
 Alkavarion: jajaja
 NoRagrets: Eh hue hue hue
Image 113991   06-19-16   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
408
 
 MaronaPossessed: @KnowLifer or sad...OO
 Slamajama: Working towards making it 2 out of .... Oh that's no good!
 NoRagrets: @KnowLifer I don't believe in a difference. Everything is funny, nothing is sacred.
 KnowLifer: I'm not sure if this is offensive or funny
Image 113990   06-19-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
540
 
 XLY: Maybe you're just a bitch
 Peter Pantsless: @MaronaPossessed at least Mr. Burns didn't get them
 MaronaPossessed: @Peter Pantsless Nah. I cried last night when Peter adopted like 30 puppies. I cried over fictional puppies because I know they will go back into the pound and probably be euthanized....
 Peter Pantsless: Family Guy could never do that
 Slamajama: It's a cartoon for Christs sake, get over it, it's not like it was the Flintstones or the Jetsons, where were your tears then??? Huh? Barney Rubble, what an actor
 White Rice: @WaffleIron but he always smelled like wet dog, even when dry! Seriously though, that ending was brutal.
 NoRagrets: @WaffleIron That episode should just not exist.
 junglediseases: I like the one that says fight me u lil bitch
 Psymon: The show occasionally surprised with moments that made me cry like a bitch
 Murdertaco: I haven't cried sense 2011
 WaffleIron: Never post a reference to Jurassic bark again, my heart can't take it.
Image 113989   06-19-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
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