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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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 Pineapple: @Kohapi I never got why people set those things just anywhere and handle them like they didn't just slosh around a filthy toilet
 ssignature: if you're brave enough
 Frank herbert: Oh shit.
 Kohapi: I.......wouldn't touch that.
Image 113998   06-19-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
205
 
 sandwiches: say it again @tib gubb
 Screech: I can count to potato
 SomeCanadian: POTATOE.
 Mr. Butt: @tib gubb @Knice Dan Quail started a web comic, apparently.
 Magma Safe: Spuds
 tib gubb: POTATOES
 tib gubb: POTATOES
 Knice: POTATOES
Image 113997   06-19-16   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
478
 
 sparename: Dog biscuit dog
 Jaunty Shrimp: Looks like pupper has a touch of the Black Dog
Image 113996   06-19-16   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
192
 
 Fett4life: Mmmmmmmm... BKN.
 sparename: "While you're down there..."
 NoRagrets: I'm not gay, you're sucking MY dick.
 Slamajama: These pro jocks have some really odd terms in their contracts, enjoy
 Wet farts: That's right, suck it.
Image 113995   06-19-16   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
571
 
 Fett4life: What you're really paying for is the instruction manual.
 hearsegirl: @ArchStanton well yes, but african swallows are not migratory.
 ArchStanton: @hearsegirl. An African swallow could, but not a European swallow.
 hearsegirl: how much do they weigh? could a swallow carry them?
 A Post Office: Coconuts? In England?
 Cami: Not to be found in Mercea.
 Slamajama: Horse action figure comes with realistic galloping horse sound, hard surface not included
 dobbiesdoogs: on second thought, let's not go to camelot. 'tis a silly place.
 Wet farts: Deeez [coco]NUTZ!
 Amy Housewine: Your girlfriend has a nice pair of coconuts.
Image 113994   06-19-16   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
110
 
 werterland: Ermagerd slershies
 peeper: @Albatross Me too...
 Screech: Pyramids of the sea
 Albatross: Wanna try some of my derp juice?
 Slamajama: Wondering where her date went, letft her holding his drink,nbder goggles wore off!
 Angry Lobster: Derp.
 sparename: Nigella Farage
 KL1NGON: Sorry honey, I'm gonna need more than just those two... keep em' coming and we'll see what happens.
Image 113993   06-19-16   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
398
 
 SomeCanadian: @a robot NAILED IT.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Murdertaco It's ready
 Fugative: Tired of getting disemboweled?
 a robot: This is someone's fetish
 Slamajama: Worst yeast infection ever!
 WTF: "Drain your spaghetti with this one weird trick. The strainer companies hate her!"
 Donger: When spaghetti falls out of your pocket
 Red: that's not how toilet paper works
 Murdertaco: Moms spaghetti
 NoRagrets: I don't think your food baby made it, I'm sorry.
Image 113992   06-19-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
216
 
 XLY: kkkkk
 Borkf: @KL1NGON Looks like an Apple Store. So yeah, your point stands.
 ssignature: Thank you, hue too!
 Slamajama: Who is going to spend too much for a Chincy Chinese light bulb?, Hue
 Butcherboy: we are hugh!
 KL1NGON: THis looks like a store where the markup is at least 400%.
 Jotun: I want thoose
 Alkavarion: jajaja
 NoRagrets: Eh hue hue hue
Image 113991   06-19-16   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
408
 
 MaronaPossessed: @KnowLifer or sad...OO
 Slamajama: Working towards making it 2 out of .... Oh that's no good!
 NoRagrets: @KnowLifer I don't believe in a difference. Everything is funny, nothing is sacred.
 KnowLifer: I'm not sure if this is offensive or funny
Image 113990   06-19-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
540
 
 XLY: Maybe you're just a bitch
 Peter Pantsless: @MaronaPossessed at least Mr. Burns didn't get them
 MaronaPossessed: @Peter Pantsless Nah. I cried last night when Peter adopted like 30 puppies. I cried over fictional puppies because I know they will go back into the pound and probably be euthanized....
 Peter Pantsless: Family Guy could never do that
 Slamajama: It's a cartoon for Christs sake, get over it, it's not like it was the Flintstones or the Jetsons, where were your tears then??? Huh? Barney Rubble, what an actor
 White Rice: @WaffleIron but he always smelled like wet dog, even when dry! Seriously though, that ending was brutal.
 NoRagrets: @WaffleIron That episode should just not exist.
 junglediseases: I like the one that says fight me u lil bitch
 Psymon: The show occasionally surprised with moments that made me cry like a bitch
 Murdertaco: I haven't cried sense 2011
 WaffleIron: Never post a reference to Jurassic bark again, my heart can't take it.
Image 113989   06-19-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
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