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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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 jem: I feel bloated
 Micro Jackson: Enough with the "puffin'" jokes, already!
 SomeCanadian: @shitshow LoL, I was about to go for that joke too.
 duckfarts: bird and his waifu
 shitshow: so I squawks to Mabel, I squawks..
 Peter Pantsless: "So, sports, right?" "Correct. Sports."
 Wet farts: IMPOSTER!
 A duck: "So then I was all, and then she was all, and then he was all, OMG you know what I mean so anyway then I was all..."
 willowsprite: You're not my real mom!
Image 113582   06-17-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 ptrain: Prehistoric Internet
 Side Boob: No free candy?! I'm out.
 duckfarts: @willowsprite wouldn't mind hanging with him either way
 duckfarts: @A duck what up
 Fishy: Modern population control.
 shitshow: on the way, friend!
 agentpaint: I think I've been there.
 A duck: I know at least one person who would risk getting murdered on the off chance there would actually be a cat.
 Peter Pantsless: If I saw that irl, I would head straight that way.
 willowsprite: Therin lives the friendliest old man who is lonely and just loves to have company. Or it's a troll who eats little kids. You decide.
Image 113581   06-17-16   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 pewdiepie: rad as hell
 fanny: @duckfarts this shit came out when I was in highschool... I "invented" a new drink by mixing it with gin and calling it a "surgin" I thought I was so clever (it was disgusting but we drank it anyways.... ah the mid 90's)
 duckfarts: he must be a surgeon
 Mr. Shine: Surge got me through college, no lie. Also, onto this ventilator. *pats airway tubing*
 Dobly: You are guilty in the eyes of Surge. Bequeath all your Fruitopia to the Governor and be off with you!
 dobbiesdoogs: surge rules everything around me
 Peter Pantsless: That is a guy that fucking loves Surge. And looks good doing it. Rad.
 willowsprite: Apple for scale.
Image 113580   06-17-16   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
 rustedpeace: all right...
 Mr. Shine: @AutoDisaster "When people ask me that, I say what I always say: how DARE you speak to me."
 AutoDisaster: Goldbloom or Goldbluhm?
 A duck: "Life, uh, finds a way."
 Peter Pantsless: "Hold on to your butts." - the porno that this image implies
 willowsprite: Me too, tiny man. Me too.
Image 113579   06-17-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 stairmaster: ah, kos, or some say kosm
 HenryVIII: This is what being on the internet feels like
 flatluigi: Poor Julia.
 UltraBeverly: I know why the caged bird sings
 Science: Sigh. Despite all my rage...
 A duck: The BEES! Oh GOD, not the BEES! AHHHH!
 Musician: That explains where the bird went
 radar racer: if only she could grow a beard
 Peter Pantsless: She'll be fine as long as you don't put rats in there
 a robot: I'm in a metal cage of emotion!
Image 113578   06-17-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 John Singapore: fake. Funny when you can tell
 Extreme Locorito: Good god again? It's photoshopped, people.
 tehghost: dudes
 A duck: @Greek Fire: Ugh. No thanks.
 Greek Fire: @A duck It's Duke Nukem, according to DNF.
 Poop van Pants: 69 is just 69 with 0 fingers up your ass
 A duck: If there is a 69th president, I hope it's someone cool. And that 69 is still funny.
 werterland: *sends to Michelle*
 Peter Pantsless: Fuuuuuck politics. Fuck policy. Fuck parties. Fuck all of that. Straight up: Obama is probably a cool guy. I felt the same way about Bill Clinton.
 Thyming: Thanks Obama
Image 113577   06-17-16   Uploaded by    greg
 Gringos: TMNT on TLC
 Dobly: Is this a photoshop or something? This is just a pic of that boo boo family, right?
 NoRagrets: Thanks Micheal Bay.
 a robot: Well that's fucking terrifying.
 Peter Pantsless: Krang's robo arms are waaaay shorter than they should be. WTF (where the fuck) are his elbows?
 XLY: *childhood killed
 willowsprite: *shudder*
Image 113576   06-17-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Christina: @Peter Pantsless Those nuns and the bishop do all love cats.
 Dobly: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I took in another stray today," "Jesus, Bill, my sister-in-law is about to kick you out, and you arent gonna fucking stay with me!"
 shitshow: the Power of Catnip compels you!
 Greek Fire: in nomine felis
 Peter Pantsless: It took him five minutes?
 willowsprite: Wah-wah.
Image 113575   06-16-16   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 Gomi Day: @Sadbot guilty as charged
 Sadbot: Someone here follows a certain OSHA thread
 radar racer: jet fuel
 Peter Pantsless: @Musician nobody likes a nitpicker
 Musician: No, @Peter Pantsless property damage to the company and injury NOT covered by workers comp. that is way worse
 Peter Pantsless: Death. Death is the worst thing that can happen from this
 Thyming: Mhmm. Ah yes. I do believe I see the issue. Someone fucked up.
Image 113574   06-16-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Jeannie C: If you are not meant to do this, why is there a hole in the switch?
 Uncle Phil: This is probably fine, most breakers can trip even if it's held in the On position.
 ssignature: We don't need no water, let the m*therf*cker burn!
 a sedated moose: @Jeannie C to lock it out whilst working on the circuit it breaks.
 Jeannie C: If you are not meant to do this, why is there a hole in the switch?
 itskando: @Thyming @Peter Pantsless It's for a ghost containment unit, you chumps.
 Bile: Don't do what donny don't does
 Fett4life: Smoke inhilation is one way to go... If thats what you're i.
 A duck: Watch out, don't trip!
 Wet farts: What's the worst thing that can happen from this?
 Whatever: Can't stop human stupidity
 ughjeez: Better than a penny in a lieu of a fuse, right?
 willowsprite: Piece of wire ironically looks like a noose.
 Peter Pantsless: That is not a good idea. Breakers exist for a reason. The fire marshal will make fun of you forever
 Thyming: I bet the insurance company tried to file you for fraud after your house burned.
 Gomi Day: please. don't do this.
Image 113573   06-16-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
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