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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

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 jem: I feel bloated
 Micro Jackson: Enough with the "puffin'" jokes, already!
 SomeCanadian: @shitshow LoL, I was about to go for that joke too.
 duckfarts: bird and his waifu
 shitshow: so I squawks to Mabel, I squawks..
 Peter Pantsless: "So, sports, right?" "Correct. Sports."
 Wet farts: IMPOSTER!
 A duck: "So then I was all, and then she was all, and then he was all, OMG you know what I mean so anyway then I was all..."
 willowsprite: You're not my real mom!
Image 113582   06-17-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 ptrain: Prehistoric Internet
 Side Boob: No free candy?! I'm out.
 duckfarts: @willowsprite wouldn't mind hanging with him either way
 duckfarts: @A duck what up
 Fishy: Modern population control.
 shitshow: on the way, friend!
 agentpaint: I think I've been there.
 A duck: I know at least one person who would risk getting murdered on the off chance there would actually be a cat.
 Peter Pantsless: If I saw that irl, I would head straight that way.
 willowsprite: Therin lives the friendliest old man who is lonely and just loves to have company. Or it's a troll who eats little kids. You decide.
Image 113581   06-17-16   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 pewdiepie: rad as hell
 fanny: @duckfarts this shit came out when I was in highschool... I "invented" a new drink by mixing it with gin and calling it a "surgin" I thought I was so clever (it was disgusting but we drank it anyways.... ah the mid 90's)
 duckfarts: he must be a surgeon
 Mr. Shine: Surge got me through college, no lie. Also, onto this ventilator. *pats airway tubing*
 Dobly: You are guilty in the eyes of Surge. Bequeath all your Fruitopia to the Governor and be off with you!
 dobbiesdoogs: surge rules everything around me
 Peter Pantsless: That is a guy that fucking loves Surge. And looks good doing it. Rad.
 willowsprite: Apple for scale.
Image 113580   06-17-16   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
 rustedpeace: all right...
 Mr. Shine: @AutoDisaster "When people ask me that, I say what I always say: how DARE you speak to me."
 AutoDisaster: Goldbloom or Goldbluhm?
 A duck: "Life, uh, finds a way."
 Peter Pantsless: "Hold on to your butts." - the porno that this image implies
 willowsprite: Me too, tiny man. Me too.
Image 113579   06-17-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 stairmaster: ah, kos, or some say kosm
 HenryVIII: This is what being on the internet feels like
 TurkeyVulture: Poor Julia.
 UltraBeverly: I know why the caged bird sings
 Science: Sigh. Despite all my rage...
 A duck: The BEES! Oh GOD, not the BEES! AHHHH!
 Musician: That explains where the bird went
 radar racer: if only she could grow a beard
 Peter Pantsless: She'll be fine as long as you don't put rats in there
 a robot: I'm in a metal cage of emotion!
Image 113578   06-17-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 John Singapore: fake. Funny when you can tell
 carpwoman: Good god again? It's photoshopped, people.
 tehghost: dudes
 A duck: @Greek Fire: Ugh. No thanks.
 Greek Fire: @A duck It's Duke Nukem, according to DNF.
 Poop van Pants: 69 is just 69 with 0 fingers up your ass
 A duck: If there is a 69th president, I hope it's someone cool. And that 69 is still funny.
 werterland: *sends to Michelle*
 Peter Pantsless: Fuuuuuck politics. Fuck policy. Fuck parties. Fuck all of that. Straight up: Obama is probably a cool guy. I felt the same way about Bill Clinton.
 Thyming: Thanks Obama
Image 113577   06-17-16   Uploaded by    greg
 Gringos: TMNT on TLC
 Dobly: Is this a photoshop or something? This is just a pic of that boo boo family, right?
 NoRagrets: Thanks Micheal Bay.
 a robot: Well that's fucking terrifying.
 Peter Pantsless: Krang's robo arms are waaaay shorter than they should be. WTF (where the fuck) are his elbows?
 XLY: *childhood killed
 willowsprite: *shudder*
Image 113576   06-17-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Christina: @Peter Pantsless Those nuns and the bishop do all love cats.
 Dobly: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I took in another stray today," "Jesus, Bill, my sister-in-law is about to kick you out, and you arent gonna fucking stay with me!"
 shitshow: the Power of Catnip compels you!
 Greek Fire: in nomine felis
 Peter Pantsless: It took him five minutes?
 willowsprite: Wah-wah.
Image 113575   06-16-16   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 Gomi Day: @Sadbot guilty as charged
 Sadbot: Someone here follows a certain OSHA thread
 radar racer: jet fuel
 Peter Pantsless: @Musician nobody likes a nitpicker
 Musician: No, @Peter Pantsless property damage to the company and injury NOT covered by workers comp. that is way worse
 Peter Pantsless: Death. Death is the worst thing that can happen from this
 Thyming: Mhmm. Ah yes. I do believe I see the issue. Someone fucked up.
Image 113574   06-16-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Jeannie C: If you are not meant to do this, why is there a hole in the switch?
 Uncle Phil: This is probably fine, most breakers can trip even if it's held in the On position.
 ssignature: We don't need no water, let the m*therf*cker burn!
 a sedated moose: @Jeannie C to lock it out whilst working on the circuit it breaks.
 Jeannie C: If you are not meant to do this, why is there a hole in the switch?
 itskando: @Thyming @Peter Pantsless It's for a ghost containment unit, you chumps.
 Bile: Don't do what donny don't does
 Fett4life: Smoke inhilation is one way to go... If thats what you're i.
 A duck: Watch out, don't trip!
 Wet farts: What's the worst thing that can happen from this?
 Whatever: Can't stop human stupidity
 ughjeez: Better than a penny in a lieu of a fuse, right?
 willowsprite: Piece of wire ironically looks like a noose.
 Peter Pantsless: That is not a good idea. Breakers exist for a reason. The fire marshal will make fun of you forever
 Thyming: I bet the insurance company tried to file you for fraud after your house burned.
 Gomi Day: please. don't do this.
Image 113573   06-16-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
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