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257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

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Image 113109 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Phil. Boo, Uncle Phil.
Score:
95
 
 Thelter: WHEN I SHIT! What happens? Ma dick touch the wawtuh
 rand0: This is weird, AG isn't on the screen
 tea: say it again @Slamajama!
 AutoDisaster: Who took this photo?
 Whatever: Let's hear it for multitasking
 Slamajama: Told Amy that those laxatives wouldn't work even with the lesbian porn, not burning that many calories flicking one bean
 Mr. Shine: @DonkeyPuncher Incorrect.
 Timeline8677: What I look like when I try to multitask.
 Coolguy: Serious business
 DonkeyPuncher: Amy Schumer is funny
 a robot: @Scoo They are weird. I remember them being popular in the 90s, often worn with stirrup pants (also weird). The 90s seem to be coming back into fashion, which is fairly upsetting
 Magma Safe: @Scoo Is that a thing? It looks like the type of onsie you put on a baby.
 sparename: handle with rubber gloves
 Scoo: Is it just me, or are snap-crotch leotards kinda weird?
 KL1NGON: Bad this to discourage imitators.
 tib gubb: when you gotta take a nasty shit and your change of clothes is at the cleaners
 guest: idk i like it. somehow makes me feel less alone in the world
 fanny: everybody poops.
 Alkavarion: She was prepared for Taco Tuesday.
 Peter Pantsless: Gotta multitask in this modern, fast-paced world.
 a robot: So classy.
 Mr. Shine: Great. Just . . .marvelous. Ugh. Also, username/image combo.
Image 113108   06-14-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
171
 
 canada: @Knice hahahahah
 Slamajama: Hey, yeah, I may have had too much to drink at the St Patty's Day party, but I don't know how the hell the leprechaun balls got there in my hand, I'm drunk but I'm not a monster!!!!
 Murdertaco: Yes please.
 Peter Pantsless: Hell yeah
 Knice: Erin Go Rilla
Image 113107   06-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
393
 
 Thelter: A more efficient book would be "People I DONT want to punch in the face" Use less paper. Save the trees.
 Peter Pantsless: Functionally identical to a census.
 KL1NGON: Like Will Rogers I have never met a man I didn't like, sometimes that feeling only last 2 or 3 seconds, but I liked him up until that time.
 tib gubb: this is every person on earth...
 Poop van Pants: List of stormfrontors
Image 113106   06-14-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
354
 
 Slamajama: Daddy , why did you leave me a mommy??? And why do you now wear heels?????
 DeepReddishBlue: Duck Gumshoe investigating supposed evidence of a landfish
 fanny: @LordOfTehMemes it appears to be some work by Robert Friel of the UK
 LordOfTehMemes: Da fuq is dis shat
Image 113105   06-14-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
460
 
 Donut: @Scoo Ned Beatty
 Slamajama: That vibrator must be waterproof
 FistyAnn: 70s goodness.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot pretty sure it is eastwood.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot pretty sure it is eastwood.
 Shay: "This ain't over." BUZZZZZZZZ
 Frank herbert: Sting from dune, the godfather, jesus
 SoyUnPerdedor: Rad for Charles Bronson
 a robot: @Scoo I thought the first one was Clint Eastwood. The third one might be Kris Kristofferson
 trelyate: the ol' spicy paperback
 Scoo: Christopher Walken, Charles Bronson, and... ?
 LordOfTehMemes: Beastiality
 duckfarts: Dark Fires is a classic
Image 113104   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
796
 
 Mike Michael: "This fellow is wise enough to play the fool; And to do that well craves a kind of wit..." --Bill S.
 TurkeyVulture: Also, "Machiavellian" implies a certain suave intelligence. The joke doesn't ring through for me.
 kinggheedra: @Mexico Yeah, I would straight up elect Machiavelli.
 Mexico: Actually, The Prince is a political satire.
 Fid: Over 300 with no comments. Wow. Small quibble though it would actually be Florence. What we know as Italy didn't exist till much later.
Image 113103   06-14-16   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
226
 
 Poop Bird: dem buttcheeks
 duckfarts: dat ass
 Derp Herpigan: I need this. Even though I don't have a shower curtain rod, I still need this.
Image 113102   06-14-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
124
 
 Turd Ferguson: Nah. We just getting wasted on his blood bro. Want a sip?
 Scoo: Mmmmm... body of christ....
Image 113101   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
145
 
 DrinkMixMan: @duckfarts Sic Narf, bro
 MassDefect: Oh... because this says "Moniker Madness" I thought maybe they were anagrams or something when I noticed his first name was Francis backwards. Apparently Sicnarf is his actual name.
 duckfarts: NARF
 Fiasco: L'Carpetron Dookmarriot
 ron mexico: Oh Francis
 DrinkMixMan: S'narf, S'narf
Image 113100   06-14-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
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