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269206  addend: Loved him, and pet him, and called him George.

269163  thecraftywolf: @wolfpk i would totally do it

269213  Peter Pantsless: Mine!

269216  Peter Pantsless: facit sejam

269126  Amy Housewine: Dig, Lazarus, dig the garden.

269186  BavidDowie: My karma hit your dogma...

269189  Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit get a load of this gsc-game.com/

269178  Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.

269206  a robot: "I have finally killed the last mouse, and yet I still feel empty inside."

269098  a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269107  a robot: Is that smoke coming out of Spongebob, or just stoner stank?

269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269098 a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?



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Image 113109 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Phil. We'll pray for you, Uncle Phil.
Score:
95
 
 Thelter: WHEN I SHIT! What happens? Ma dick touch the wawtuh
 rand0: This is weird, AG isn't on the screen
 tea: say it again @Slamajama!
 AutoDisaster: Who took this photo?
 Whatever: Let's hear it for multitasking
 Slamajama: Told Amy that those laxatives wouldn't work even with the lesbian porn, not burning that many calories flicking one bean
 Mr. Shine: @DonkeyPuncher Incorrect.
 Timeline8677: What I look like when I try to multitask.
 Coolguy: Serious business
 DonkeyPuncher: Amy Schumer is funny
 a robot: @Scoo They are weird. I remember them being popular in the 90s, often worn with stirrup pants (also weird). The 90s seem to be coming back into fashion, which is fairly upsetting
 Magma Safe: @Scoo Is that a thing? It looks like the type of onsie you put on a baby.
 sparename: handle with rubber gloves
 Catcat: Is it just me, or are snap-crotch leotards kinda weird?
 KL1NGON: Bad this to discourage imitators.
 tib gubb: when you gotta take a nasty shit and your change of clothes is at the cleaners
 guest: idk i like it. somehow makes me feel less alone in the world
 fanny: everybody poops.
 Alkavarion: She was prepared for Taco Tuesday.
 Peter Pantsless: Gotta multitask in this modern, fast-paced world.
 a robot: So classy.
 Mr. Shine: Great. Just . . .marvelous. Ugh. Also, username/image combo.
Image 113108   06-14-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
171
 
 canada: @Knice hahahahah
 Slamajama: Hey, yeah, I may have had too much to drink at the St Patty's Day party, but I don't know how the hell the leprechaun balls got there in my hand, I'm drunk but I'm not a monster!!!!
 Murdertaco: Yes please.
 Peter Pantsless: Hell yeah
 Knice: Erin Go Rilla
Image 113107   06-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
393
 
 Thelter: A more efficient book would be "People I DONT want to punch in the face" Use less paper. Save the trees.
 Peter Pantsless: Functionally identical to a census.
 KL1NGON: Like Will Rogers I have never met a man I didn't like, sometimes that feeling only last 2 or 3 seconds, but I liked him up until that time.
 tib gubb: this is every person on earth...
 Poop van Pants: List of stormfrontors
Image 113106   06-14-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
354
 
 Slamajama: Daddy , why did you leave me a mommy??? And why do you now wear heels?????
 DeepReddishBlue: Duck Gumshoe investigating supposed evidence of a landfish
 fanny: @LordOfTehMemes it appears to be some work by Robert Friel of the UK
 LordOfTehMemes: Da fuq is dis shat
Image 113105   06-14-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
460
 
 Donut: @Scoo Ned Beatty
 Slamajama: That vibrator must be waterproof
 FistyAnn: 70s goodness.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot pretty sure it is eastwood.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot pretty sure it is eastwood.
 Shay: "This ain't over." BUZZZZZZZZ
 Frank herbert: Sting from dune, the godfather, jesus
 SoyUnPerdedor: Rad for Charles Bronson
 a robot: @Scoo I thought the first one was Clint Eastwood. The third one might be Kris Kristofferson
 trelyate: the ol' spicy paperback
 withak: Christopher Walken, Charles Bronson, and... ?
 LordOfTehMemes: Beastiality
 duckfarts: Dark Fires is a classic
Image 113104   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
796
 
 Mike Michael: "This fellow is wise enough to play the fool; And to do that well craves a kind of wit..." --Bill S.
 Cory Trevor: Also, "Machiavellian" implies a certain suave intelligence. The joke doesn't ring through for me.
 kinggheedra: @Mexico Yeah, I would straight up elect Machiavelli.
 Mexico: Actually, The Prince is a political satire.
 Fid: Over 300 with no comments. Wow. Small quibble though it would actually be Florence. What we know as Italy didn't exist till much later.
Image 113103   06-14-16   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
226
 
 Poop Bird: dem buttcheeks
 duckfarts: dat ass
 Derp Herpigan: I need this. Even though I don't have a shower curtain rod, I still need this.
Image 113102   06-14-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
124
 
 Turd Ferguson: Nah. We just getting wasted on his blood bro. Want a sip?
 million laffs: Mmmmm... body of christ....
Image 113101   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
145
 
 DrinkMixMan: @duckfarts Sic Narf, bro
 MassDefect: Oh... because this says "Moniker Madness" I thought maybe they were anagrams or something when I noticed his first name was Francis backwards. Apparently Sicnarf is his actual name.
 duckfarts: NARF
 Fiasco: L'Carpetron Dookmarriot
 ron mexico: Oh Francis
 DrinkMixMan: S'narf, S'narf
Image 113100   06-14-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
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