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248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

248470  Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute

248476  Greifer: noooooooooooooooo

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248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248316 Yurishiro: @Christina I believe watermelons are smaller.

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam



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Image 113109 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Phil. We'll pray for you, Uncle Phil.
Score:
95
 
 Thelter: WHEN I SHIT! What happens? Ma dick touch the wawtuh
 rand0: This is weird, AG isn't on the screen
 tea: say it again @Slamajama!
 AutoDisaster: Who took this photo?
 Whatever: Let's hear it for multitasking
 Slamajama: Told Amy that those laxatives wouldn't work even with the lesbian porn, not burning that many calories flicking one bean
 Mr. Shine: @DonkeyPuncher Incorrect.
 Timeline8677: What I look like when I try to multitask.
 Coolguy: Serious business
 DonkeyPuncher: Amy Schumer is funny
 a robot: @Scoo They are weird. I remember them being popular in the 90s, often worn with stirrup pants (also weird). The 90s seem to be coming back into fashion, which is fairly upsetting
 Magma Safe: @Scoo Is that a thing? It looks like the type of onsie you put on a baby.
 sparename: handle with rubber gloves
 Scoo: Is it just me, or are snap-crotch leotards kinda weird?
 KL1NGON: Bad this to discourage imitators.
 tib gubb: when you gotta take a nasty shit and your change of clothes is at the cleaners
 guest: idk i like it. somehow makes me feel less alone in the world
 fanny: everybody poops.
 Alkavarion: She was prepared for Taco Tuesday.
 Peter Pantsless: Gotta multitask in this modern, fast-paced world.
 a robot: So classy.
 Mr. Shine: Great. Just . . .marvelous. Ugh. Also, username/image combo.
Image 113108   06-14-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
171
 
 canada: @Knice hahahahah
 Slamajama: Hey, yeah, I may have had too much to drink at the St Patty's Day party, but I don't know how the hell the leprechaun balls got there in my hand, I'm drunk but I'm not a monster!!!!
 Murdertaco: Yes please.
 Peter Pantsless: Hell yeah
 Knice: Erin Go Rilla
Image 113107   06-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
393
 
 Thelter: A more efficient book would be "People I DONT want to punch in the face" Use less paper. Save the trees.
 Peter Pantsless: Functionally identical to a census.
 KL1NGON: Like Will Rogers I have never met a man I didn't like, sometimes that feeling only last 2 or 3 seconds, but I liked him up until that time.
 tib gubb: this is every person on earth...
 Poop van Pants: List of stormfrontors
Image 113106   06-14-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
354
 
 Slamajama: Daddy , why did you leave me a mommy??? And why do you now wear heels?????
 DeepReddishBlue: Duck Gumshoe investigating supposed evidence of a landfish
 fanny: @LordOfTehMemes it appears to be some work by Robert Friel of the UK
 LordOfTehMemes: Da fuq is dis shat
Image 113105   06-14-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
460
 
 Donut: @Scoo Ned Beatty
 Slamajama: That vibrator must be waterproof
 FistyAnn: 70s goodness.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot pretty sure it is eastwood.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot pretty sure it is eastwood.
 Shay: "This ain't over." BUZZZZZZZZ
 Frank herbert: Sting from dune, the godfather, jesus
 SoyUnPerdedor: Rad for Charles Bronson
 a robot: @Scoo I thought the first one was Clint Eastwood. The third one might be Kris Kristofferson
 trelyate: the ol' spicy paperback
 Scoo: Christopher Walken, Charles Bronson, and... ?
 LordOfTehMemes: Beastiality
 duckfarts: Dark Fires is a classic
Image 113104   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
796
 
 Mike Michael: "This fellow is wise enough to play the fool; And to do that well craves a kind of wit..." --Bill S.
 TurkeyVulture: Also, "Machiavellian" implies a certain suave intelligence. The joke doesn't ring through for me.
 kinggheedra: @Mexico Yeah, I would straight up elect Machiavelli.
 Mexico: Actually, The Prince is a political satire.
 Fid: Over 300 with no comments. Wow. Small quibble though it would actually be Florence. What we know as Italy didn't exist till much later.
Image 113103   06-14-16   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
226
 
 Poop Bird: dem buttcheeks
 duckfarts: dat ass
 Derp Herpigan: I need this. Even though I don't have a shower curtain rod, I still need this.
Image 113102   06-14-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
124
 
 Turd Ferguson: Nah. We just getting wasted on his blood bro. Want a sip?
 Scoo: Mmmmm... body of christ....
Image 113101   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
145
 
 DrinkMixMan: @duckfarts Sic Narf, bro
 MassDefect: Oh... because this says "Moniker Madness" I thought maybe they were anagrams or something when I noticed his first name was Francis backwards. Apparently Sicnarf is his actual name.
 duckfarts: NARF
 Fiasco: L'Carpetron Dookmarriot
 ron mexico: Oh Francis
 DrinkMixMan: S'narf, S'narf
Image 113100   06-14-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
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