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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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3. VeeKay
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7. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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Score:
751
 
 Janston: Kurosawa be like "dat Alien films was hecka dope"
 illBilliam: @Donut And my +!
 Nugster: @Donut Wow.. Just.. Wow. Take my +
 Slowpoke: @5 Headed Snake God, here, you can have mine.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Donut I do not have as many +es as that deserves, so just take the one.
 Donut: And to Ishida's horror, the abominations swept down the hill, wiping out Yoshitsugu Otani's regiment and swarming the battlefields of Sekigahara. He knew now that the fool Hideaki Kobayakawa had sided with Weyland-Yutani after all.
Image 107763   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
310
 
 Peter Pantsless: Nice job, smoothie guy
 WaffleIron: Also, "Fidel"?
 WaffleIron: Eat it! EAT IT!
 Mr. Shine: "We've got a Strawberry Prolapse for Fidel?"
 Fid: Hey I was a teen at the time, this happens when you least expect it.
 windows96: Pene Libre
 winwolf: Penis pop for Fidel...
Image 107762   05-22-16   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
225
 
 fanny: @werterland lol yes its baroque as shit
 werterland: This looks like a really fancy version of one of those "Caution: Moving Parts" warning signs.
 a robot: Hands are hard to draw.
 Slowpoke: Figure drawing classes in Chernobyl.
Image 107761   05-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
464
 
 Christina: Perfect for when your console breaks.
 champeen: @Bluetocracy lolol
 Bluetocracy: perfect for when you just happen to need a tissue in a dark room...
 Donut: It glows? It GLOWS!
 DrinkMixMan: Used for... well, YOU know...
Image 107760   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
562
 
 Janston: "goo goo gah gah, and I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
 WaffleIron: Oh wow, millenials didn't invent the whole "I feel like a child an an adult body" thing? Or is this the new instagram switcherino?
 Lirm Cremopert: hey there, doll face.
 fumbduck: Matryoshka movie looking good.
 WTF: Babyface or the child within.
 SunWukong: I found the child inside. With an Angle Grinder.
Image 107759   05-22-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
242
 
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Is it bad that I would see this movie?
 WaffleIron: @Isensedanger : What do you call a sleepy tractor? Dozer. What do you call a broken tractor? Dozent.
 Isensedanger: @WaffleIron "oh no! It's a sharpblade!" -littletire
 WaffleIron: [DIESEL ROAR]
 Manu Shinobili: I am teaching my child that dozers and humans lived at the same time.
Image 107758   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
431
 
 Starry Lemon: Space. man, google deep dreams been arou
 WaffleIron: Paved over paradise, put up a parking lot
 Slowpoke: La brea tar pits: cheap knock-off version.
Image 107757   05-22-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
313
 
 Emoji: Take what you want, but that box of Nerds is MINE.
 boozer: Take what you want, but that box of Nerds is MINE.
 Bluetocracy: @Pizza it doesn't always take bottlecaps as currency, but when it does, it prefers Dos Equis caps.
 Borkf: I'll have me that sexy sleepover kit thanks.
 Pizza: The most interesting vending machine in the world
 Nugster: Machine accepts pocket lint and gum as currency
 Angry Lobster: Excellent movie.
 fanny: you must pass the drug test before you can move on to the pregnacy test.
 Jaunty Shrimp: A3 is going to haunt my dreams
 Gomi Day: oh, shit! nerds. *rummages through pockets for change*
Image 107756   05-22-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
223
 
 Cory Trevor: explains why the walls are so bad in the corners
 TurkeyVulture: It'll be raining men
 Gomi Day: is this...actually a..thing? #106370
 San DoDo: Amirite
 WTF: What? That's where I keep MY men.
Image 107755   05-22-16   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
567
 
 E. HONDA: end result of #101838
 tess: please stop
 Pizza: RIBBIT
 ron mexico: do u even lift bro?
 SoyUnPerdedor: "stop, drop, shutem down set up shop, whoa"
 Dr. Bathroom: Licking this frog won't make you high. You'll just get its residual steroids.
 Thedude: Frog-Tech!
 Yam: Just wait until Rash and Zitz get here
 Angry Lobster: Is this Battletoads?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hubba hubba
 TFChicken: Two words: Intruder Extruder
 Gomi Day: it is leg day, my dudes
 SunWukong: Fully inflatoad.
Image 107754   05-22-16   Uploaded by    CHA
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