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273395  FabricMan: I blame Wendy's for starting this

273435  Knice: Good fucking god why

272996  Mr Bleak: Tonite, on "When Cat Chess Goes Wrong!!!" we have ...

272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

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Score:
357
 
 Lirm Cremopert: diaaaaabetusssss
 HermwoodLitmajor: The Abominable Dr. Fancy Feast
 indolentia: reminds me of Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark.
 Micro Jackson: I can has panik atteck?
 Warrax: Did I ever tell you the story about... THE VACUUM CLEANER!?
 professorpig: [dramatic music]
Image 104758   05-10-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
602
 
 westerner: i actually laughed
 windows96: Hey little Maybug. I'm glad you didn't go extinct.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for weird bugs!
 chhumphrey: This new aerobic workout isn't doing a thing for her carapace
 Kraken: FORWARD, FELLOW FEATHERBUGS!
 indolentia: they went thata way!
 HermwoodLitmajor: Hundreds of millennia after man, civilization was reborn when the roaches found a Liza Minnelli poster in a fallout shelter
 a sedated moose: FABULOUS!
 Turts: He went thataway!
 Knice: Plie, releve...
 hnnngh: Hai moff
Image 104757   05-10-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
328
 
 chhumphrey: Duck eggs are not free
 HermwoodLitmajor: Sure, but when a guy tries that, they call the cops
 SomeCanadian: How much for the duck?
Image 104756   05-10-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
253
 
 Lestrange: Fabriqu en Angleterre
 Mr. Shine: Lol n00b get gud!
 Micro Jackson: Do a flip
 a sedated moose: Whoopsi-doodles!
 HermwoodLitmajor: Looks like Duke Hogg learned something from the Boss boys today
 SomeCanadian: Well there's your problem.
Image 104755   05-10-16   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
Image 104754 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Himesama. Boo, Himesama.
Score:
314
 
 booger: somewhere in Kentucky...
 Prumbo: hmm
 Mr. Shine: Ohhhh, buddy!
 WaffleIron: Are those zeros? That's a bad font.
 chhumphrey: @Micro Jackson Tastes differ
 Micro Jackson: @chhumphrey Good storage place, bad drink
 Jason Steak: you got your wet counties, then you got your wet counties. yikes.
 thunderbabe: 1 scotch 1 beer
 Nooice: Much preferred to the daiquiri tower.
 chhumphrey: Sorry, that seems like a bad storage place for a good drink
Image 104753   05-10-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
877
 
 trees: @Knice Ah you did as well! Knoice!
 Knice: @a robot I'll have to set up a rotation, I suppose.
 a robot: Oh no! How will @Knice choose which image to use as his userpage image now??!!
 hajjpodge: This is not spicy enough.
 Fiasco: This makes me laugh
 NoRagrets: Very Knice, how much?
 Micro Jackson: Silence, k!
 Knice: *scroll...scroll...scr-ohmygod!* :D
 Niels Bohr: Thrice knice.
 DonkeyPuncher: gneiss
 Magma Safe: @Borkf Knice
 Borkf: Nice
 p nut: @knice... not sure why, just seemed right at the time
 Nooice: @SomeCanadian Agreed.
 SomeCanadian: NOICE
Image 104752   05-10-16   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
394
 
 filthylaw: @Dulm Grungo Apparently they're awful to ride
 champeen: vista del starfish
 Mark As Read: wish I had that bike and he had a wart on his butt
 Amiga 1000: YOU DINT. yeah, but boxers arent really
 Bert Bertbert: If only I could be so grossly incandescent
 Micro Jackson: Navigation by catbutt
 a sedated moose: This is what cats actually believe.
 Borkf: Praise the Sun/Anus!
 Soviette: Always wanted a S7.
 SomeCanadian: Your cats asshole is glorious, sir.
 chhumphrey: zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
Image 104751   05-10-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
364
 
 Peter Pantsless: So THAT'S where D. B. Cooper landed
 Lirm Cremopert: looks shooped...
 indolentia: he ded.
 Micro Jackson: Don't you hate it when people just drop in uninvited on your special day?
 clueful: the pic you send your sibling when you were too engrossed in the internet to attend their wedding
 Angry Lobster: High-risk photobombing.
 chhumphrey: Sometimes destination weddings can have unintended results
 Jaunty Shrimp: Imminent spinal cord injury in 3-2-1
Image 104750   05-10-16   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
406
 
 shwoarty: ...I can touch myself! Sweet!
 drhilljack: is touching yourself and then lying to the world, yourself and your god worth an eternity in hell?
 Prumbo: yep-r
 FatTigerWoods: Have you tried touching myself?
 Slamajama: No, but I'll settle for 30 secs of ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 Firm Buttocks: @indolentia fun fact: this was the filename
 Yttermayn : @Micro Jackson Wish I could give you more than +1.
 Micro Jackson: What does touching an altar boy get you?
 Agamemnon Triforce: What if I'm touching my wife's butt while I'm touching myself?
 cannabis: maybe?
 Peter Pantsless: Actually, I was touched by an angel
 Bubu: HELL YES
 cj22: I hate you
 hurr: brb touching myself
 Jaunty Shrimp: @indolentia song o' the day here on the friendly spaceship
 indolentia: i don't want anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself.
 SomeCanadian: Can I touch myself in hell?
 funny in the wall: question: can i touch myself in hell?
 hnnngh: Yes.
Image 104749   05-10-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
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