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263265  sparename: He still talks about "exta" terrestrials, though

263274  Prostata: he's seen some shit

263265  Uncle Phil: @Robespierre This image is about the extent of this guy.

263273  Robespierre: R = Blinky

263274  Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone

263270  Robespierre: Malcolm In A Muddle

263271  Robespierre: On my work computer this image appears next to Today's weirdo item, which appears to be a digital quarter. Coincidence? I think not.

263283  johnnyc: Why are all foxes so photogenic?

263267  Air Biscuit: Already Been Chewed?

263267  Robespierre: (& charge your damn fone, loser)

263241  Robespierre: Image/username combo - eww.

263272  Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

263257  FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.

263242  Not A Bot: Requires Netscape Navigator 1.2

263163  ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07

263269  Robespierre: This new Fargo concept looks tasteless

263254  Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.

263255  Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"

263256  Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO

263257  Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.

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263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263229 dangerkeith3000: "Imagine what I can do to your penis."

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc



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Score:
602
 
 westerner: i actually laughed
 windows96: Hey little Maybug. I'm glad you didn't go extinct.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for weird bugs!
 chhumphrey: This new aerobic workout isn't doing a thing for her carapace
 Kraken: FORWARD, FELLOW FEATHERBUGS!
 indolentia: they went thata way!
 HermwoodLitmajor: Hundreds of millennia after man, civilization was reborn when the roaches found a Liza Minnelli poster in a fallout shelter
 a sedated moose: FABULOUS!
 Turts: He went thataway!
 Knice: Plie, releve...
 hnnngh: Hai moff
Image 104757   05-10-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
304
 
 chhumphrey: Duck eggs are not free
 HermwoodLitmajor: Sure, but when a guy tries that, they call the cops
 SomeCanadian: How much for the duck?
Image 104756   05-10-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
253
 
 Lestrange: Fabriqu en Angleterre
 Mr. Shine: Lol n00b get gud!
 Micro Jackson: Do a flip
 a sedated moose: Whoopsi-doodles!
 HermwoodLitmajor: Looks like Duke Hogg learned something from the Boss boys today
 SomeCanadian: Well there's your problem.
Image 104755   05-10-16   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
Image 104754 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Himesama. We'll pray for you, Himesama.
Score:
314
 
 booger: somewhere in Kentucky...
 Prumbo: hmm
 Mr. Shine: Ohhhh, buddy!
 WaffleIron: Are those zeros? That's a bad font.
 chhumphrey: @Micro Jackson Tastes differ
 Micro Jackson: @chhumphrey Good storage place, bad drink
 tib gubb: you got your wet counties, then you got your wet counties. yikes.
 thunderbabe: 1 scotch 1 beer
 Nooice: Much preferred to the daiquiri tower.
 chhumphrey: Sorry, that seems like a bad storage place for a good drink
Image 104753   05-10-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
877
 
 VoR: @Knice Ah you did as well! Knoice!
 Knice: @a robot I'll have to set up a rotation, I suppose.
 a robot: Oh no! How will @Knice choose which image to use as his userpage image now??!!
 hajjpodge: This is not spicy enough.
 Fiasco: This makes me laugh
 NoRagrets: Very Knice, how much?
 Micro Jackson: Silence, k!
 Knice: *scroll...scroll...scr-ohmygod!* :D
 Niels Bohr: Thrice knice.
 DonkeyPuncher: gneiss
 Magma Safe: @Borkf Knice
 Borkf: Nice
 VoR: @knice... not sure why, just seemed right at the time
 Nooice: @SomeCanadian Agreed.
 SomeCanadian: NOICE
Image 104752   05-10-16   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
394
 
 VoR: @Dulm Grungo Apparently they're awful to ride
 champeen: vista del starfish
 Mark As Read: wish I had that bike and he had a wart on his butt
 Amiga 1000: YOU DINT. yeah, but boxers arent really
 Bert Bertbert: If only I could be so grossly incandescent
 Micro Jackson: Navigation by catbutt
 a sedated moose: This is what cats actually believe.
 Borkf: Praise the Sun/Anus!
 VoR: Always wanted a S7.
 SomeCanadian: Your cats asshole is glorious, sir.
 chhumphrey: zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
Image 104751   05-10-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
364
 
 Peter Pantsless: So THAT'S where D. B. Cooper landed
 Lirm Cremopert: looks shooped...
 indolentia: he ded.
 Micro Jackson: Don't you hate it when people just drop in uninvited on your special day?
 tib gubb: the pic you send your sibling when you were too engrossed in the internet to attend their wedding
 Angry Lobster: High-risk photobombing.
 chhumphrey: Sometimes destination weddings can have unintended results
 Jaunty Shrimp: Imminent spinal cord injury in 3-2-1
Image 104750   05-10-16   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
406
 
 VoR: ...I can touch myself! Sweet!
 drhilljack: is touching yourself and then lying to the world, yourself and your god worth an eternity in hell?
 Prumbo: yep-r
 FatTigerWoods: Have you tried touching myself?
 Slamajama: No, but I'll settle for 30 secs of ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 Firm Buttocks: @indolentia fun fact: this was the filename
 Yttermayn : @Micro Jackson Wish I could give you more than +1.
 Micro Jackson: What does touching an altar boy get you?
 Agamemnon Triforce: What if I'm touching my wife's butt while I'm touching myself?
 tib gubb: maybe?
 Peter Pantsless: Actually, I was touched by an angel
 Bubu: HELL YES
 cj22: I hate you
 hurr: brb touching myself
 Jaunty Shrimp: @indolentia song o' the day here on the friendly spaceship
 indolentia: i don't want anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself.
 SomeCanadian: Can I touch myself in hell?
 funny in the wall: question: can i touch myself in hell?
 hnnngh: Yes.
Image 104749   05-10-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Score:
643
 
 Noremak: L.ots O.f L.ove- That's what it means, right?
 WaffleIron: Everyday I'm cripplin'
 Micro Jackson: 5 cents, please!
 tib gubb: "I'm surrounded by assholes."
 harpooneer: @hnnngh I'm guessing parody, as it was the first one I've even come close to cracking a smile for.
 copunter: yall crippin
 indolentia: i do illegal things because i'm depressed e'ry day.
 funny in the wall: @DrinkMixMan it is a gang member problem
 HermwoodLitmajor: In many cases, Cripping depression is treatable. Ask your mental health specialist about Butthorn.
 hnnngh: Basically every butthorn comic. I can't even tell if this is an actual comic of hers or just an aptly done parody.
 DrinkMixMan: Cripping depression?
 DrinkMixMan: What
 Borkf: Wait a minute... #104637
Image 104748   05-10-16   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
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