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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
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5. Spazstatic
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7. Not A Bot
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9. Knice
10. Whatever

The top ten most commented-on images today:

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

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AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (847 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (802 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (775 points)

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 8. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1920 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1802 points
13. rip odb: 1691 points
14. watwatwat: 1571 points
15. tess: 1555 points
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 Minnesotan: way hey and away we go, donkey ridin' donkey ridin'... uh are you sure this is how we do it, Rajiv?
 Slamajama: Look an ass riding a motorcycle with two of his close personal friends
 Science: Grass, gas, or ass - nobody rides for free!
 Off Topic: Don't mind me, just haulin' ass down the road
Image 103414   05-05-16   Uploaded by    Nooice
 Micro Jackson: Argyle beat your gyle
 Fiasco: For neonazis that want to make their dog Goosestep
 Tom Nob: fluffinstilts
Image 103413   05-05-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Micro Jackson: OK: H E A L I N G
 Fiasco: Self Healing Step 1: Stop wearing corduroy
 Slamajama: Very expensive see-thru edition
Image 103412   05-05-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 Micro Jackson: "Owl be seeing you in all the owled familiar places..."
 Slamajama: Yes, I eat the cute little baby mice, gobble them down like popcorn, I'm a carnivore that's what I do, you got a problem with that?
 Off Topic: Yawning in the middle of the day... What a night owl.
 Tom Nob: i sing the body owlectric
Image 103411   05-05-16   Uploaded by    nclaw
 Angry Lobster: Hello, Librarian.
 Magma Safe: He was the "king of swingers". A jungle VIP
 S R N: Pls don doxx me
 Janston: Paleo, bro. Gotta get cut for bathing suit season.
 Fiasco: Boy I sure am glad I can edit comments. Like, not to be rude, but this shit is GOOD.
 Slamajama: I could use a cheat day, somebody throw a hot dog into my cage and ill dispelled this myth we're all herbivores
 Knice: dieting dot jay peg
Image 103410   05-05-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 103409 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by KingTrebek. We'll pray for you, KingTrebek.
 Christina: Those guys who talk during movies are a disgrace.
Image 103408   05-05-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
 Gowenmark: I do COCAINE!
 prius: It IS bowl, so. kinda want burger now. that looks
 Slamajama: James Taylor hasn't aged well, not since he and Carly Simon broke up and he went back on smack.
 Mr. Shine: *shoots target repeatedly*
 SunWukong: Dad?
 Knice: "Welcome to Target. Want a sticker?" *retains all stickers*
 Musician: Do you have any references for your babysitting business?
Image 103407   05-05-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Mr Clean, Mr Clean!
 Micro Jackson: Do you have something in a size 46?
 ch: The spaceman is in the hospital I hope he gets better for America
 Bolt Vanderhuge: WALT! WALT, MY BOY!
 time is wastin: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
 Janston: Is that the "it's clean!" guy from the toilet commercial?
 Slamajama: What happens when one farts in a spacesuit.
 ThatGuy: Not a real astronaut, wheres the moustache?
 Dreforian: Those new M&M flavors are getting out of hand
 Firm Buttocks: a bald man,
 Christina: Rad for an astronaut.
 Knice: And they say childbirth is a beautiful miracle.
 Mr. Butt: His scalp is as frictionless as the void of outer space.
Image 103406   05-05-16   Uploaded by    Bolt Vanderhuge
 thecraftywolf: what people can do with legos... what i can do with legos is slap 3 together and call it a rocket
 Fiasco: 84 years after their creation, LEGOs finally achieve their construction pinnacle. Rad!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Charlie Chaplin was pretty good at Legos!
 Off Topic: Would you slip or stab yourself if you stepped on the peel?
 winwolf: Brave enough?
 winwolf: Brave enough?
Image 103405   05-05-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
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