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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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3. VeeKay
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7. Not A Bot
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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow



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 mom: @Warrax I've cut my volume too.
 kensin: @a robot That makes sense.
 Warrax: @ping My last 25 uploads have gone straight to user page, and I think 40 of my last 45. It's discouraging. I don't come for the images anymore, just here for the conversation.
 a robot: @ping I have noticed that as well. I think it's because the site updates more, so there are more images every day and maybe people don't get a chance to see them all/vote rad or bad on them
 Borkf: @ping Just a lull perhaps. I've not been as active recently and have a generous RAD finger, so that might contribte :-)
 dope: Also, I went to school with a guy called Kelvin.
 ShamWOW: Is it just me or has the average image score gone down over the last few weeks. What does everyone think? Algorithm change? People in a bad mood? Bad posts? Or didn't happen?
 willowsprite: They ran out of first names I guess.
 Firm Buttocks: Why won't that fucking mug fucking go away
 Christina: I wish my name was Fahrenheit.
 Emoji: @misterjoe My Coke is also named Bort.
 misterjoe: still waiting on my Bort label
 carpwoman: @annterland - Absolutlely.
 annterland: @DesertPlah :)
 Borm Pumpies: @annterland i was about to grieve the fact that so many people +'d what, to me, seemed like a diabeetus support group remark. As i pressed reply, it dawned on me what you did there...has a +
 SomeCanadian: @annterland That would be funny, but physically impossible.
 Kool Aid Man: Bort
 hex0: Hole Around (PG, 1990): Kelvin, an 9-year old trouble-creator must defend his hole from a trio of cat-burglars when he is accidentally left hole alone by his clan during Easter vacation.
 Air Biscuit: I kinda prefer sharing mine with Celsius.
 AdamBomb286: 277 Kelvin
 Borkf: That is a name. Thanks photo.
 duckfarts: hey man, i like my soda -cold-
 tib gubb: fake-ass hipster bullshit. no way that thing's kelvin.
 annterland: Should have been a Coke Zero
Image 103080   05-04-16   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
554
 
 grace: I loved the original Princess Bitchface manga.
 Wet farts: BITCHY MCBITCHFACE!
 Fiasco: My parents had "Your Kid's A Dick: How To Make Dickenade" but I threw it in a tree.
 willowsprite: At least they got help instead of slapping that bitchface.
 willowsprite: @Janston wish I could + that twenty times. Beginning a comment with "so" is only acceptable if you are about to tell a long story.
 gggina: i lolled irl at this @tib gubb
 Janston: WHY DOES THE CAPTION NEED TO START WITH "SO"?
 Beef Supreme: Teenage girls are almost as bad as toddlers.
 Fancy Clown: Did you go all chickenhead and pouty on them?
 Nooice: At Least penguin books is working to cure that duck face.
 duckfarts: well, are your parents still alive? [drops mic]
 tib gubb: you're worth more than the're selling
 Nooice: What face did you make about that?
 VoR: You're lucky it's that, that you found...
Image 103079   05-04-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
205
 
 GoTuckUrslf: Thats alcohol abuse where I come from...
 Fiasco: Surprise twist: driver was on meth not alcohol
 willowsprite: Well that's f$&@ing close to water...
 Musician: It's funny because maybe the driver was injured
 toolbag: driver had a lot of homies to pour one out for
 winwolf: Driver did the beer drinking world a favor
 AdamBomb286: Nothing of value was lost....except the truck and maybe the driver, but I hope he is ok.
 duckfarts: i guess it makes it easier to convince people you'll give them some beer if they help out
 luxuslurch: Huehuehue... disaster strikes, I laugh.
 Tom Nob: sowing a busch garden
Image 103078   05-04-16   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
392
 
 badger: Not actually Irish.
 SomeCanadian: Urgh, no one has said it so I have to... AHEM... CATS LOVE IT!
 Air Biscuit: Kitty would probly be less amused if 'e' wasent wearing the green hat and got pinched.
 duckfarts: Leprechaun 3, now available on DVD and Blu-Ray
 Nooice: I could be 1/64363 Scottish Fold you prick... Not my "holiday".
 Tom Nob: i left a pot o' gold where ye'll nay be foindin' it, boyo.
 Chef Says: Gandalf the grey.
Image 103077   05-04-16   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
737
 
 shitshow: you're my d-o-g-e. Beach themed westawant. they have fake pawn tweeeees.
 metallica: checkin da emails
 KingTrebek: Post a selfie so we can finally see what strong bad's parents look like
 Turts: Abort!
 Donut: OH DEAR GOD HE'S BREEDING!
 Yam: Holy Crap
 duckfarts: @Knice yes
 Tom Nob: that is an ugly boid.
 Nooice: @Knice Precision mashing and the miracle of evolution based on compys and lapys.
 Knice: How does he type?
Image 103076   05-04-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
132
 
 duckfarts: UR BSTD
 Nooice: Person in picture is showing on the car where it touched him.
 MrPuffyPuff: thank you car .... but i have a boyfriend ...
 ThatGuy: But the car ain't...
Image 103075   05-04-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
301
 
 Pineapple: @Noremak So...like 1 1/2 to 2 inches?
 Noremak: I'd like to see the one that says, "Proctologists explore as deep as it goes."
 duckfarts: ENEMY AT THE GATES
 Tom Nob: needlepoint? in MY cervix? i didn't know i had one!
 Nooice: Either I made the wrong appointment, these nurses know things I don't, or "health class" was full of lies!
Image 103074   05-04-16   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Image 103073 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rent A Dog. Boo, Rent A Dog.
Score:
408
 
 tib gubb: every neighborhood has one
 Janston: Laren's a weird guy, but I like him.
 Mr. Shine: Gave this the ol' Spicy Badvote.
 duckfarts: a good reason
 Tom Nob: same
 VoR: Needs more spicy Will
Image 103072   05-04-16   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
340
 
 Donger: Yeah Science, bitch!
 Kool Aid Man: Plot twist he's black.
Image 103071   05-04-16   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
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