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268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

268238  Knice: I have a feeling that this cat's family is collecting ransom funds right now. :-(

268238  mexican: The face of existential horror.

268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

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268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

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10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 mom: @Warrax I've cut my volume too.
 kensin: @a robot That makes sense.
 Warrax: @ping My last 25 uploads have gone straight to user page, and I think 40 of my last 45. It's discouraging. I don't come for the images anymore, just here for the conversation.
 a robot: @ping I have noticed that as well. I think it's because the site updates more, so there are more images every day and maybe people don't get a chance to see them all/vote rad or bad on them
 Borkf: @ping Just a lull perhaps. I've not been as active recently and have a generous RAD finger, so that might contribte :-)
 dope: Also, I went to school with a guy called Kelvin.
 ShamWOW: Is it just me or has the average image score gone down over the last few weeks. What does everyone think? Algorithm change? People in a bad mood? Bad posts? Or didn't happen?
 willowsprite: They ran out of first names I guess.
 Firm Buttocks: Why won't that fucking mug fucking go away
 Christina: I wish my name was Fahrenheit.
 Emoji: @misterjoe My Coke is also named Bort.
 misterjoe: still waiting on my Bort label
 spydermon: @annterland - Absolutlely.
 annterland: @DesertPlah :)
 Borm Pumpies: @annterland i was about to grieve the fact that so many people +'d what, to me, seemed like a diabeetus support group remark. As i pressed reply, it dawned on me what you did there...has a +
 SomeCanadian: @annterland That would be funny, but physically impossible.
 Kool Aid Man: Bort
 hex0: Hole Around (PG, 1990): Kelvin, an 9-year old trouble-creator must defend his hole from a trio of cat-burglars when he is accidentally left hole alone by his clan during Easter vacation.
 Air Biscuit: I kinda prefer sharing mine with Celsius.
 AdamBomb286: 277 Kelvin
 Borkf: That is a name. Thanks photo.
 duckfarts: hey man, i like my soda -cold-
 titular role: fake-ass hipster bullshit. no way that thing's kelvin.
 annterland: Should have been a Coke Zero
Image 103080   05-04-16   Uploaded by    trucker
 grace: I loved the original Princess Bitchface manga.
 Fiasco: My parents had "Your Kid's A Dick: How To Make Dickenade" but I threw it in a tree.
 willowsprite: At least they got help instead of slapping that bitchface.
 willowsprite: @Janston wish I could + that twenty times. Beginning a comment with "so" is only acceptable if you are about to tell a long story.
 gggina: i lolled irl at this @tib gubb
 Beef Supreme: Teenage girls are almost as bad as toddlers.
 Fancy Clown: Did you go all chickenhead and pouty on them?
 Nooice: At Least penguin books is working to cure that duck face.
 duckfarts: well, are your parents still alive? [drops mic]
 petunias: you're worth more than the're selling
 Nooice: What face did you make about that?
 VoR: You're lucky it's that, that you found...
Image 103079   05-04-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 GoTuckUrslf: Thats alcohol abuse where I come from...
 Fiasco: Surprise twist: driver was on meth not alcohol
 willowsprite: Well that's f$&@ing close to water...
 Musician: It's funny because maybe the driver was injured
 toolbag: driver had a lot of homies to pour one out for
 winwolf: Driver did the beer drinking world a favor
 AdamBomb286: Nothing of value was lost....except the truck and maybe the driver, but I hope he is ok.
 duckfarts: i guess it makes it easier to convince people you'll give them some beer if they help out
 luxuslurch: Huehuehue... disaster strikes, I laugh.
 Tom Nob: sowing a busch garden
Image 103078   05-04-16   Uploaded by    Backhand
 badger: Not actually Irish.
 SomeCanadian: Urgh, no one has said it so I have to... AHEM... CATS LOVE IT!
 Air Biscuit: Kitty would probly be less amused if 'e' wasent wearing the green hat and got pinched.
 duckfarts: Leprechaun 3, now available on DVD and Blu-Ray
 Nooice: I could be 1/64363 Scottish Fold you prick... Not my "holiday".
 Tom Nob: i left a pot o' gold where ye'll nay be foindin' it, boyo.
 Chef Says: Gandalf the grey.
Image 103077   05-04-16   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
 shitshow: you're my d-o-g-e. Beach themed westawant. they have fake pawn tweeeees.
 metallica: checkin da emails
 KingTrebek: Post a selfie so we can finally see what strong bad's parents look like
 Turts: Abort!
 Yam: Holy Crap
 duckfarts: @Knice yes
 Tom Nob: that is an ugly boid.
 Nooice: @Knice Precision mashing and the miracle of evolution based on compys and lapys.
 Knice: How does he type?
Image 103076   05-04-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
 duckfarts: UR BSTD
 Nooice: Person in picture is showing on the car where it touched him.
 MrPuffyPuff: thank you car .... but i have a boyfriend ...
 ThatGuy: But the car ain't...
Image 103075   05-04-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
 Pineapple: @Noremak 1 1/2 to 2 inches?
 Noremak: I'd like to see the one that says, "Proctologists explore as deep as it goes."
 duckfarts: ENEMY AT THE GATES
 Tom Nob: needlepoint? in MY cervix? i didn't know i had one!
 Nooice: Either I made the wrong appointment, these nurses know things I don't, or "health class" was full of lies!
Image 103074   05-04-16   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Image 103073 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rent A Dog. Your image was bad, Rent A Dog.
 tib gubb: every neighborhood has one
 Janston: Laren's a weird guy, but I like him.
 Mr. Shine: Gave this the ol' Spicy Badvote.
 duckfarts: a good reason
 Tom Nob: same
 VoR: Needs more spicy Will
Image 103072   05-04-16   Uploaded by    ethernet
 Donger: Yeah Science, bitch!
 Kool Aid Man: Plot twist he's black.
Image 103071   05-04-16   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
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