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272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 Beef Supreme: Getting all of the details will require the pulling of a few strings.
 duckfarts: there's a rapper called Tam-PON; he's got mad flow
 MikeWhiskey: kinda weak
 Lestrange: There will be blood
 Retromancer: Nice joke, dad.
 TheTakeDown: I'm making a theater show about puns. It's just a play on words.
 hnnngh: Booooooo
Image 101072   04-26-16   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
678
 
 MC Delta T: @Kool Aid Man Friendlyspaceship.jpg...
 duckfarts: he will never reveal the wu-tang secret
 MaronaPossessed: So the secret ingredient is God?
 dobbiesdoogs: i;m thinking about dehumanizing myself and facing to bloodshed
 Kool Aid Man: Don't talk to me or my dog ever again.
 SomeCanadian: Thos beans.
Image 101071   04-26-16   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
499
 
 RileyMix: Sit!! Higher.... Higher....? HIGHER......?????
 duckfarts: foolish human, return the orb of life and death to me immediately or there will be consequences
 Wet farts: @Knice borkfing?
 San DoDo: When I say jump, you say how high!
 CastleBravo: (Faaaaaaart)
 NoRagrets: You all think he's bouncing, I think she is a wizard.
 dobbiesdoogs: i think he/she wants it
 Kool Aid Man: i must go, my planet needs me.
 Knice: @Wet farts Boingf?
 Wet farts: Booiiiiiiing
 Mike Michael: Good choice....
Image 101070   04-26-16   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
570
 
 SomeCanadian: Yeah a shitty students creed.
Image 101069   04-26-16   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
495
 
 Headoftheclass: That's the worst case of plaque psoriasis I've ever SEEN!
Image 101068   04-26-16   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
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 XLY: The hills have eyes and the trees have knives
 Lestrange: This is SPARTA!
 Fid: Chainsaw? I don't think so buster.
 Mr. Shine: That looks pointy!
 Skaalar: Opposite Day can be a real bitch sometimes.
Image 101067   04-26-16   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
512
 
 duckfarts: @Knice pan down
 midnightmosesuk: One on the right, perhaps.
 dobbiesdoogs: we don't care how much ridicule we get, we're not changing our fucking name
 Lestrange: Nice town in Austria.
 Knice: No they aren't.
 San DoDo: next to water?
 Angry Lobster: Hello Ladies, welcome to town.
Image 101066   04-26-16   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
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 SomeCanadian: @duckfarts It is literally ruining my life right now.
 duckfarts: @SomeCanadian sucks not to be able to enter accented characters, eh?
 dickbutt: Hey, just following directions
 elmstreet: My girlfriend
 SomeCanadian: Touch.
 Joseph: I'm just radding this because the bike has gears.
 ModelTRex: @Angry Lobster the best kind of correct.
 Angry Lobster: Technically correct.
Image 101065   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
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 Kraken: boaty mcboatface!
 marxist: I'd rather double post
 shitshow: I'd rather double post.
 A Post Office: i'd rather stay classless in san francisco.
 A Post Office: i'd rather stay classless in san francisco.
 indolentia: i'd rather be trashy.
 indolentia: i'd rather be trashy.
Image 101064   04-26-16   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
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 Jason Steak: @bobby woooooo
 bobby: lolol @Murdertaco
 Murdertaco: This comic is fabulous ultra fabulous
 gorilla: pic of the year
 San DoDo: Seamen
 Mr. Butt: BoatHorn
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