Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



169318  Dr Awkward: It's pronounced "nucular"

169330  El Barto: A Man and His Poop: A Love Story.

169314  tokyopig: Yet another Jedi master struck down to become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

169322  BavidDowie: Kentaco Fried Pizza

169318  tokyopig: Fukushima '11, Japan wins.

169324  BavidDowie: How long does it take these Thin Mints to have their effect...I'm on sleeve 6.

169325  Dresdenkeogh: Hit dat big-ass-jump!

169330  Dresdenkeogh: He pooped a sentient bratwurst.

169330  a sedated moose: No wipe?

169322  Dr Awkward: @Pizza brilliant username comment synergy

169274  Winterneuro: I wonder if the owner ever gets tired of people taking pix of his or her car

169322  tokyopig: When it comes to food porn, this is a 3 some.

169325  Dr Awkward: @KrazyKat @ThatGuy don't worry, when the train stops, they're gonna do it even if they don't want to.

169278  Winterneuro: Yes, t-t-t-t-tune into Network 23! The network that's a *real* mind-blower! And I love, love, l-l-love... love those blip-blip-blip-blipverts!

169327  jochenau: At least you had the sense not to burn a copy of Fahrenheit 451.

169329  a robot: Remember Gatosaurio? He's back! In pog form!

169327  tokyopig: [still hasn't seen fight club]

169337  ignatz: Uh Oh, I thought you said it could never jump species?

169296  jochenau: Are....are they going to hit the doggo?

169328  FabricMan: One of the airship bosses from SMB3

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Peter Pantsless
2. Robespierre
3. Scoo
4. SomeCanadian
5. El Barto
6. jochenau
7. Dr Awkward
8. a robot
9. BavidDowie
10. Knice



The top ten most commented-on images today:

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169266 SomeCanadian: Aww that little guy couldn't hurt anyone. Jus shoo him off and let him be.

169220 El Barto: Semantics.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Mr. Butt uploaded 168836 (959 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 169250 (927 points)
Thyming uploaded 168981 (892 points)
Big Beagler uploaded 168853 (855 points)
Popsicle Dream uploaded 168903 (849 points)
SunWukong uploaded 168977 (848 points)
winwolf uploaded 169171 (835 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (827 points)
wwwdotcom uploaded 169148 (815 points)
RimLickinGood uploaded 169136 (804 points)
Red uploaded 168948 (800 points)
skunkrocker uploaded 168839 (787 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 169048 (776 points)
Mexico uploaded 168985 (747 points)
wootman uploaded 169246 (739 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 15089 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 10180 points
 3. enfanta: 5818 points
 4. SunWukong: 4697 points
 5. Micro Jackson: 4646 points
 6. winwolf: 4013 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3641 points
 8. Mr Bleak: 3221 points
 9. Peter Pantsless: 2883 points
10. Warrax: 2707 points
11. Thyming: 2532 points
12. Scoo: 2296 points
13. DrinkMixMan: 2164 points
14. a robot: 1890 points
15. Dan Tagonistic: 1885 points
Thanks to only 63 out of 4000+ users, Aggro-Gator has just enough funding to continue.

Further funding will let us continue to grow the site and add higher-resolution pictures and animated GIFs. Here's how you can help.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: grizzly.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 416
Registered users online in past hour: 2351

Average image score (last 24 hours): 286

Total number of comments: 936120
Total number of images: 169307



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 64528
XP needed for green ranking: 37223
XP needed for yellow ranking: 17788

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
204
 
 Zukero: This will set the spider free, and have you run to the plumber.
 Teechur: @tib gubb Doesn't look like a friendly house to me.
 tib gubb: that's no way to greet a friendly house spider.
 Dan Tagonistic: You're gonna have to burn that gun
 redmonkey3: 2 cups of bleach and a flush = lower plumbing repair bills... just saying.
Image 169307   03-24-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
271
 
 tib gubb: what a wonderful individual
Image 169306   03-24-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
187
 
 redmonkey3: FSM WILL DESTROY THE GOOFY RED SKINNED ONE!
Image 169305   03-24-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
340
 
 SCheeseman: Her sister Bakery manages the cookies.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny eh, technically. They run by hipster rules. I usually carry a pocket watch and a LaserDisc copy of "Blade Runner" just to be sure
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless are pants required?
 Peter Pantsless: @redmonkey3 Yes. In fact you'll meet a lot of cool Indy people there. I make an effort to go there at least once a month. It's a hidden gem
 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - can we get to this delight if not students ?
 Peter Pantsless: heh, I know a guy nicknamed "Cookie." He runs the cafeteria at the university downtown. Best goddamned breakfast in the city. If you're ever in Indianapolis, go to the old IUPUI student center and get the biscuits and gravy.
 Amy Housewine: Nominative determinism at it again and again.
Image 169304   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
172
 
 El Barto: Which one is the Glitterstim? I gotta get me my fix!
 grizzly: Fuck the Colonel.
 fanny: BUT WHICH ONE IS PUMPKIN SPICE??
 Mr. Shine: The spice must flow!
 Borkf: The ol' spicy... spices.
 ASTER: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE SPICES IN THERE. *opens my teenage child's door* Oh, its just circles.
Image 169303   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
205
 
 Robespierre: Patriotic as fuck.
Image 169302   03-24-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
185
 
 jochenau: They're going to separate him from his farts?
 El Barto: STAY STRONG, NATHAN! FARTS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY!
Image 169301   03-24-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
60
 
 Robespierre: Vital health care questions currently being debated by the U.S. Congress re: the proposed new American health coverage bill.
 Peter Pantsless: @redmonkey3 Bad: screw you, that hurt; good: you're not going to be sick, mixed: you probably cost your mother a lot of money, which was my intention
 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - so it was YOU!
 Peter Pantsless: if=of VV
 Peter Pantsless: @Bu7Z I think I've told this story before, but here it is again: I was shopping at Wal-Mart, and out of nowhere some kid ran up and bit the shit out of my calf. Drew blood and everything. All I got out was "Jesus Christ!" before the mother showed up. She was all "Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry." I looked her right in the eyes and said "Lady, you need to get that kid to a hospital right now, because I'm HIV positive." I'm not, but I will never forget the look if absolute terror in her face
 Bu7Z: @Peter Pantsless what's the meanest?
 Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole
Image 169300   03-24-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
218
 
 jochenau: You're going to damage the delicious, delicious yams and Thanksgiving will be ruined!
 Robespierre: Overkill
 redmonkey3: Learn how that hooked shape item opposite the bottle opener on yr swiss army knife works ?
 Teechur: Life hack: Use the basement or garage floor to grind through the edge on the bottom of the can by pushing down and scraping it across the floor. Be patient. It works!
 ch: I have Meat Spray Experience's first seven-inch
 Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill
 Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.
Image 169299   03-24-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
184
 
 Meachy: Think we're are to the point that we can admit theme parks are where you go to have your childhood expectation destroyed. So, they serve a purpose. Just not the one you expect.
 Shay: Last time I went I didn't :(
Image 169298   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ... 16930 pages total

Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.