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163482  Snix: Pretty sure they were looking for bib.

163484  Snake Jesus: You ever fuck up so bad that all you can do is walk away?

163489  Bast Relief: Me too, cactus.

163491  Scoo: I like big butts, and I can not lie

163486  jochenau: I shuddered into the darkened HR office, clutching an increasingly-crumpled resume to my bosom. The lights had been turned off; but everything fuzzed and flickered soullessly, lit dimly from below as though by a fluorescent bulb. The air sagged with the soporific droning of buzzwords, and I felt my awareness dull rapidly as I waded through the miasma toward the conference room.

163445  Niels Bohr: Bugee has to take 5.

163480  tritium: "This is a joke to you?"

163481  tritium: Score one for the Japan tourism bureau.

163481  tritium: Score one for the Japan tourism bureau.

163471  KingTrebek: grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=pROomL6IiOw

163482  tritium: If you have an anarchist baby, bomb.

163465  Scoo: Pounded in the ass by my own wet bass

163489  AverageJoe: still, I manager to kill one of those things from underwatering

163481  KingTrebek: Only 90's kids will translate this

163489  fanny: planthorn

163479  whiplash: O, possum, you complete me!

163485  tritium: @whiplash for three weeks at least. Super committed to the bit.

163470  Scoo: That's a minced oath if I've ever heard one!

163490  KingTrebek: David Attenborough finds something he thought was impossible: his g-spot.

163490  Knice: Sealing the deal.

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163284 raditzu: Don't drink and business.

163347 Dresdenkeogh: @Mad Collager I knew I liked you

163415 BILL DOOR: I HAVE EXISTED SINCE LIFE FIRST APPEARED AND WILL REMAIN UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. FUTURE, PAST, AND PRESENT ARE ONE AND THE SAME TO ME. MATTER IS WITHOUT MEANING, SPACE AND TIME ARE INSIGNIFICANT. I AM TIMELESS AND IMMORTAL, AND IT IS WITHIN MY POWER TO CARRY THE SOULS OF THE LIVING TO WHAT LAYS BEYOND THIS VEIL OF TEARS. I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HAVE HEAT VISION THOUGH, THAT'D BE PRETTY NEAT.

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163360 EvilOtter: A cat is fine too.

163354 raditzu: Nailed it.

163325 hat thrab: @fanny Once, this skinny naked kid skateboarded into a wall during class and called it a performance. I also come from the school that produced Spaghettios Girl.

163432 Robespierre: @ChubbyBuddy: You might want to gaze upon the Gospel Of the Spaceship, Moonmoon's FAQ: #1 - all questions will be answered, all fears allayed...

163323 depression: Same here @hearsegirl!

163365 Science: Eat like the stone age, regress to a caveman.



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Score:
214
 
 Ulillillia: But that's none of my business.
 Bu7Z: The eggs are because kermit had an affair with #161913
Image 163469   02-21-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
134
 
 draakeragon: Ninja essentials part 1. Hook and rope
Image 163468   02-21-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
186
 
 draakeragon: I thought the rules told us not to submit polotics
 Peter Pantsless: Glad to see...*sigh* PRESIDENT Trump in his next-to-final form
Image 163467   02-21-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
400
 
 draakeragon: Frost-corg
 duckfarts: dog don't know whether to grr or brr
 SunWukong: Froge.
Image 163466   02-21-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
179
 
 Scoo: Pounded in the ass by my own wet bass
 draakeragon: Shirtless, really?
 duckfarts: @AverageJoe hey, you hooked my line!
 AverageJoe: @ChubbyBuddy yes
 Bu7Z: Bass for your face
 Peter Pantsless: I want a "Tingler" starring @carpwoman
 ChubbyBuddy: is he going to fuck the fish or kick its ass
Image 163465   02-21-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
284
 
 draakeragon: Going to get that cat!
 Peter Pantsless: "Heh. Who's a good boy now?"
Image 163464   02-21-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
322
 
 Robespierre: Damn horizontal hold...
 SunWukong: My eyes are up he... over there.
 Peter Pantsless: yeah those SNES Simpsons games were terrible
Image 163463   02-21-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
299
 
 draakeragon: Clever girls!
 Bu7Z: God damn it guys, again? Worst pets ever
 ChubbyBuddy: dibs on the butt flavor
 piranharama: Nature finds a way.
Image 163462   02-21-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
444
 
 Mr. Butt: @WaffleIron :D
 draakeragon: Not the best of flavours
 duckfarts: it's a blast of flavor when you least expect it
 SomeCanadian: Surprisingly satisfying
 Peter Pantsless: You'll never know unless you try
 addend: They must have known about it when they designed the stars on the wrapper.
 Bu7Z: I have this one trick to make any choppa chump butt flavoured...
 WaffleIron: Paging @Mr. Butt, @ Mr. Butt to #163461
Image 163461   02-21-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
341
 
 draakeragon: Arnold's worst nightmare
 Bu7Z: Look out, he's a sexual predator
Image 163460   02-21-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
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