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39493 Mein Grammar Fuhrer: Yes, but does the carpet match the drapes?

39513 WHiteOnRicE: Textures and shading are trivial things. Or so I gather from this sequence.

2127 dang: no its not laziness, its conservation of brain power. its an autonomic response, we cant control it

39446 wheels: what an asshole

39530 Firm Buttocks: Or Oscar Wilde. The Nightingale and the Rose is some fucking harsh shit

2069 dang: "Steve the Cat walked away, confident in the knowledge that he may have saved someones life"

2032 dang: hah! Dokken!

2037 dang: i dont know how goonish it is to like books but whatever, youre just a caption

2050 dang: never noticed he pissed his pants, always just thought it was funny cause pants pulled up high is hilarious

39530 Mein Grammar Fuhrer: *rises from the dead, votes "bad," repeats previous post*

39520 WHiteOnRicE: @Mein Grammar Fuhrer Point.

39495 Tyler Horsemander: basSOON

39530 Mein Grammar Fuhrer: *picks up gun, loads gun, places barrel in mouth, pulls trigger*

39497 Tyler Horsemander: I'm just left with more questions than answers.

39518 WHiteOnRicE: v v v There are few very effective operators for that equipment.

39525 Thungo Groble: My taste buds taste good!

39510 Mein Grammar Fuhrer: I'm not a drunk. I'm a job creator.

39508 Thungo Groble: Is it organic?

39497 Annoying Vegan : One day, my children, all of this will be yours.

39499 Annoying Vegan : @PissReagan Yes, yes we are. (Grins and taps fingertips together)

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Mein Grammar Fuhrer
2. flexi
3. dang
4. jon do
5. Chronic Fatigue
6. WHiteOnRicE
7. Firm Buttocks
8. Exsanguinary
9. PooFlinger
10. Annoying Vegan



The top ten most commented-on images today:

39475 OXO: What kind of work is this?!

39457 Beef Supreme: I'd shit my pants on general principle.

39453 Robespierre: @Firm Buttocks: You and I know that ... but let it be our secret.

39478 Firm Buttocks: Who will love Acattin Sane?

39477 Garb Grungo: Mine is a small city based on wave after wave of migrant workers: British, Italian, Vietnamese, Chinese and lately African. Almost everyone was a racial minority at some point in their family history. May be that is it.

39470 airborneAIDS: @Dobly In this case it's useful to be clear with your jokes because it involves racist content. Agrogator does better without direct racism, sexism, and sexual intrusion, as well as persistent empty indignace.

39461 WHiteOnRicE: @airborneAIDS brevity at the expense of clarity. incidentally, not intentionally, cryptic. ketamine often used as veterinary anaesthetic (rabbit mask), soft focus suggests phantasm.

39458 Your Dad: funny internet

39467 Exsanguinary: when in doubt stick it in your mouth. What could possibly go wrong?

39462 Science: Nothing to see here... Just a scarf... I'm casually walking away while whistling a tune...



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

jonz uploaded 39450 (510 points)
Anonymous uploaded 39465 (273 points)
LuxuryParlour uploaded 39457 (272 points)
Chronic Fatigue uploaded 39439 (262 points)
Lumb Blombus uploaded 39481 (239 points)
Anonomus uploaded 39476 (228 points)
PissReagan uploaded 39444 (221 points)
Docgonzo uploaded 39445 (220 points)
Nevermore uploaded 39472 (220 points)
airborneAIDS uploaded 39497 (219 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. guest: 1693 points
 2. Robespierre: 1242 points
 3. dendycrew: 948 points
 4. airborneAIDS: 890 points
 5. Chronic Fatigue: 816 points
 6. PissReagan: 760 points
 7. Taco F. Tuesday: 706 points
 8. Jesus: 634 points
 9. crudites: 630 points
10. Nintendork: 485 points
11. Wheeler: 439 points
12. feels good: 437 points
13. Sayuri: 436 points
14. suz: 417 points
15. jonz: 417 points


Today's topic: What's the quickest way to get out of a boring conversation?
(Suggested by Anonymous)


Mein Grammar Fuhrer: Lean in, close your eyes, part your lips, and tilt your head slightly to the right.
Robespierre: Start a fist fight with somebody's wife - Hey, I didn't say it was a GOOD way, but it is quick...
Firm Buttocks: Shit your pants?
crudites: boring people are often bored. But...What I do is stop talking and making eye contact.
sue: Phone. ALways the phone.
Pizza: Ask the boring person if they want to join you and your friends in the dungeon later. Say that since they're the special guest, they can be tonight's gimp.
WHiteOnRicE: Bathroom break, during which you receive a text/phone call that requires an urgent response. Or spot a stranger to whom you claim to owe money, and offer them cash to play along.
drhilljack: 9am. Perfect balance between not seeing the morning and waking up in the dark
jon do: you actually end up losing a sleep schedule if you dont make an effort
zazzer: Also, yesss, now zazzer is Top of the Line.
zazzer: Probably around 9. Brunch at 10. Brunch is the best meal.
humanfog: Probably 7:30am. Early enough to appreciate the morning. Have to wake up before 6 for work and hate it.
Commodore 64: never. Dead forever. I want to be dead.
Robespierre: 5am. Take a dump. Back to bed by 5:20am.
Mein Grammar Fuhrer: 10-11am. Hate mornings.
becca: After noon, definitely. Fuck any AM hour that the sun's up
PissReagan: 6am... Get aggro gating early... instead of doing all the other shit I gotta do
desertfox: when I was a weed man I would wake up at 11-12 pretty consistently. It was great
Firm Buttocks: Noon or thereabouts. I'm a fucking sumo-heavy sleeper. One day I'll wake up and the apocalypse will have happened.
morakdais: I would just pass out from lack of sleep and wake up to do it again.
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Robespierre: All aboard.
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Image 39526   05-22-15 10:37am   Views: 2803   Score: 99   Uploaded by   rando
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Thungo Groble: My taste buds taste good!
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Image 39525   05-22-15 10:21am   Views: 2654   Score: 86   Uploaded by   Xarthor
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Firm Buttocks: Ever try arguing with a Welsh woman? That's the advanced level
Mein Grammar Fuhrer: Well, she's not wrong.
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Image 39524   05-22-15 10:14am   Views: 2616   Score: 115   Uploaded by   Ogg Vorbis
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ChrisWiebold: Wrong answer, dipshit.
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Image 39523   05-22-15 10:07am   Views: 2524   Score: 103   Uploaded by   Dali
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xclclxlc: Only 90s kids will remember this.
Firm Buttocks: It's "I bless the rains", you ANUS
Firm Buttocks: it was aimed at the uploader, who statistically speaking is most likely male
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Image 39522   05-22-15 09:37am   Views: 2855   Score: 170   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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Tyler Horsemander: I always forget what the Three Vaders brought as gifts.
An Oat: Papo T-Rex, good toy
WHiteOnRicE: This explains the Buddy Christ. Truly, an epiphany.
Robespierre: Where's Kal El when we really need him?
AverageJoe: That batman looks like he is singing
c h r i s: They're all equally real
Firm Buttocks: The birth of Millenial Pop Culture Jesus. The worst Jesus
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Image 39521   05-22-15 09:21am   Views: 2739   Score: 151   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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WHiteOnRicE: @Mein Grammar Fuhrer Point.
Mein Grammar Fuhrer: @WHiteOnRicE Depends on their fashion sense. That looks like a pretty fashionable fish to me.
WHiteOnRicE: @Mein Grammar Fuhrer Are contrarians always hipsters, then?
Mein Grammar Fuhrer: hipsterfish.jpg
Gang Morpongus: That fish is swimming the other way!
crudites: Yes...? Sorry, I thought you were about to say something.
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Image 39520   05-22-15 09:08am   Views: 3641   Score: 115   Uploaded by   flesh forge
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WHiteOnRicE: @Mein Grammar Fuhrer Those are celebritards. Former executive branch politicians (pres, veep) and retired senators would be closer, no?
Robespierre: I come from Essex ... in case you couldn't tell. My name is Dickie, I come from Billericay, and I'm doing...
Robespierre: @PissReagan: No, I'm arvin' a larf, mayt.
Mein Grammar Fuhrer: @Firm Buttocks At least your royals used to serve a purpose. Most of the time, American "royalty" is famous for nothing at all (e.g. Hilton, Kardashian, etc).
Firm Buttocks: Yeah, that's pretty accurate. There's no other purpose to them anyway.
toaster: American peoples relationship: Interested only if they got a new baby coming
PissReagan: you avin a laff mate?
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Image 39519   05-22-15 08:37am   Views: 3039   Score: 139   Uploaded by   kendra
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WHiteOnRicE: v v v There are few very effective operators for that equipment.
Mein Grammar Fuhrer: Meh. Only marginally better than nothing. Personally, if it's gonna be a hand, I'd rather it be my own. Wanking is a self-correcting system.
crudites: I will only take a handy from a catcher's mit.
pleasing: Depends on who's on the other end
Docgonzo: high five!!!
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Image 39518   05-22-15 08:08am   Views: 2714   Score: 142   Uploaded by   gage
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Thungo Groble: @BDSM unix what do you think those kids are today?
Mein Grammar Fuhrer: "Sorry, sir. I'm with the Neckbeard Hygiene Enforcement Unit. You're going to have to vacate the premises."
Horse Vaginas: People don't like the smell of parents' basements?
BDSM unix: Magic The Gathering, when I played it 15 years ago, was 90 percent kids and 10 percent adult pedo men
kyle: Yup, that sums up MTG pretty well
firesoup: Scent: The Dispersing
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Image 39517   05-22-15 07:51am   Views: 3129   Score: 216   Uploaded by   ROBOT
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someguy: God fucking dammit.
someguy: This conversation would be really difficult if swears were still friended.
bleeding: shit man on the case again
McBomalds: just because it rhymes doesn't mean it's a good name
Tyler Horsemander: I feel safer knowing the Shit Man is out patrolling Missouri's reservoirs.
queezy farm: Shit Man is a good name for a captain
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Image 39516   05-22-15 07:37am   Views: 3361   Score: 118   Uploaded by   Donni
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Annoying Vegan : Her hand is way too small compared to her face.
Virgin: pinteresting.
Firm Buttocks: Don't be embarrassed by your mom
blablabla: i see my mom has joined AG
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Image 39515   05-22-15 07:11am   Views: 2935   Score: 129   Uploaded by   ape escape
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Tyler Horsemander: Michael Stipe looks like shit these days.
JohnLennon: vaporwave.......
Science: Lord Voldemort, I presume?
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Image 39514   05-22-15 06:45am   Views: 3363   Score: 130   Uploaded by   Anonomus
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WHiteOnRicE: Textures and shading are trivial things. Or so I gather from this sequence.
pearsen: This is EVERY "how to draw" book when I was a kid. How the fuck you go from 3 to 4? no less from 4 to 5? Buillshit.
PissReagan: I still don't know how to draw a damn dog
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Image 39513   05-22-15 06:07am   Views: 2863   Score: 154   Uploaded by   teryn
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sasquanch: Oh, a new Dwarf Fortress visualizer!. Nice.
Robespierre: My dyslexia's got it goin' on this morning ... MORE COFFEE
Robespierre: @Main Grammar Fuhrer: I tried that with Sonic once - the results were ... tragic. Sank you; I am here za week.
Mein Grammar Fuhrer: It's like Qbert and Marble Madness dropped acid and banged.
dang: lol @flatluigi
skinny dog: 1980s fever dream
flatluigi: (put's on cyber goggles) welcome to the matrix
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Image 39512   05-22-15 05:51am   Views: 3971   Score: 168   Uploaded by   polarbeer
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Mein Grammar Fuhrer: Oh! Oh! I get it! 'Cuz there's poop in the tank! Good one, Poop Truck Guy!
WHiteOnRicE: No shit. Best vehicular political statement I've seen yet.
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Image 39511   05-22-15 05:38am   Views: 3295   Score: 129   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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Mein Grammar Fuhrer: I'm not a drunk. I'm a job creator.
Annoying Vegan : Damn, I need to buy beer more often!
ShamWOW: jack handey fucking owns
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Image 39510   05-22-15 05:07am   Views: 2900   Score: 116   Uploaded by   Petter
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Mein Grammar Fuhrer: MyFitnessPal takes its ball and goes home.
Firm Buttocks: Now THAT's passive-aggressive
Jesus: No app would ever say this!
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Image 39509   05-22-15 04:08am   Views: 3086   Score: 150   Uploaded by   pearsen
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Thungo Groble: Is it organic?
Pizza: @Exsanguinary Pineappowl
Mr.Dr: Hawaiian owl spotted
Exsanguinary: pineowlpple?
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Image 39508   05-22-15 03:10am   Views: 3470   Score: 177   Uploaded by   Chronic Fatigue
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Mein Grammar Fuhrer: "Take another sip of the potion, hit the three-wheel motion."
Exsanguinary: They see me rollin', they hatin'...
Mr.Dr: retired circus clowns
WHiteOnRicE: Judicious seating. As for racing yachts, so for tractors, apparently.
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Image 39507   05-22-15 03:05am   Views: 2955   Score: 138   Uploaded by   Really Bad
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