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163202  ottorongo: @Ulillillia and a tub of warm water to stand in.

163380  ignatz: Feng shoehorn

163368  Mr. Shine: "You know, just something understated, not too showy, OK?"

163366  Sadbot: Terrorists are going to hack into our meme database and steal them all! Are you a bad enough cyberpunk to stop them?

163363  Hosebag: Deeply now.... when I count to three, you will be A DOG. One.... two....

163352  hearsegirl: @Hosebag not at all. that was the thrust of my comment.

163366  FabricMan: DLROW EMEM ESABATAD

163366  Theta Zero: @ChubbyBuddy .drah taht ton s'tI.

163354  enfanta: @Mr. Butt Fair 'nuff. Carry on.

163369  SkidSolo: The walls have ears. Ceramic ones.

163367  Dresdenkeogh: Ok, Kanye, Chad, Adam, time for your cleaning.

163369  Dresdenkeogh: Whats this 'ere.

163323  redmonkey3: @TwoChewbaccas - i'm fueling it up out on the driveway

163340  Robespierre: It's the Toads Of the Short Forest!

163369  sparename: "Like a sack of old potatoes, the night has a thousand eyes" JCC

163354  Mr. Butt: @enfanta Nepotism.

163352  Robespierre: Oh God, no ... not the RED PHONE. Keep Bannon away from the damn thing...

163354  enfanta: Damn it! I submitted this photo and it was rejected! Gah! What did you do differently?

163357  Robespierre: On the stylish way to Art Linkletter's House Party

163360  Robespierre: Yeesh...

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163173 Jaunty Shrimp: What an udder boob!

163252 Lestrange: Ha ha ha I remember shillings. And florins. Not to mention half crowns!

163183 tokyopig: Long after Bullwinkle and Rocky retired from showbiz and settled down in the suburbs with their children, Boris and Natasha continued fruitlessly to "finally get rid of Moose and Squirrel"

163347 Dresdenkeogh: @Mad Collager I knew I liked you

163354 enfanta: @Mr. Butt Fair 'nuff. Carry on.

163226 Lestrange: His back is on fire, so nothing much to lose.

163229 Snake Jesus: Fallout: New Vegas has changed.

163149 Mexico: @Mexico's working on some stuff! You don't need to wall me off until I have it together!

163248 Snake Jesus: I've never jerked it to a pizza, but whatever gets you going, I guess.

163323 redmonkey3: @TwoChewbaccas - i'm fueling it up out on the driveway

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carpwoman uploaded 163012 (842 points)
Hyphae uploaded 163246 (805 points)
NFLitGirl uploaded 163133 (787 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 163121 (778 points)
flommmm uploaded 163090 (768 points)
draakeragon uploaded 163008 (762 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 163018 (760 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 163309 (753 points)
Smorlacks uploaded 162886 (743 points)
enfanta uploaded 163125 (739 points)

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 3. Scoo: 6052 points
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 5. SunWukong: 3530 points
 6. Gomi Day: 3423 points
 7. Peach: 3161 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 3049 points
 9. a robot: 3041 points
10. enfanta: 2766 points
11. Hyphae: 2748 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 2665 points
13. draakeragon: 2577 points
14. zennoo: 2516 points
15. Lestrange: 2361 points
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Image 163351 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Hyphae. Your image was bad, Hyphae.
 dobbiesdoogs: this can opener is weird
 redmonkey3: I don't like my beans that green ?
 Hyphae: Oh, I get it- a hot cuppa bean... Right? Aw jeez, I hope that's not it
Image 163350   02-20-17   Uploaded by    p nut
 redmonkey3: @Dresdenkeogh - i think he would have
 Dresdenkeogh: *adapts lyrics to "werewolves of London"* I feel warren zevon would have appreciated the modern touch.
 duchaschmeremol: uhm, ok "bro"
Image 163349   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Annoying Vegan : The Burbs was a pretty good movie.
 redmonkey3: Contents of trash gives away another suburban hell... damnit.
 Warrax: @Dresdenkeogh Your dog's paws are more dogs. That is rad.
 WaffleIron: Splendid 3 bdrm, comes with 2 furnaces, all appliances and BONUS beer fridge in basement.
 EvilOtter: Mr Pickles is a good boy!
 Dresdenkeogh: Mr. Pickles is my dog, he lives in the basement, do you want to see him?
Image 163348   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mad Collager I knew I liked you
 Amy Housewine: 'Ball Shaming' is an early contender for the best phrase of the year.
 redmonkey3: @hearsegirl - "ball shaming" ? - thanks for the smile
 Mad Collager: @Dresdenkeogh Actually, almost no time at all.
 Dresdenkeogh: I need to just bite the bullet and go Purple
 Dresdenkeogh: *time
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mad Collager you Spent so much find wondering if you could make that pun, that you didn't spend any time wondering if you should.
 Mad Collager: She takes him for walks in Giraffic Park.
 Alkavarion: Down low!
 hearsegirl: is it the perspective that makes the balls look small? seems like they should be bigger. i'm not ball shaming...just saying is all.
 Ulillillia: Heil Giraffe!
 bug: @SunWukong I see three giraffe nuts
 WTF: Train him to change the light bulbs.
 Dresdenkeogh: Excuse me, who let you in here?
 SunWukong: I see Giraffe nuts.
Image 163347   02-20-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
 Hosebag: Pool water was Lab tested.
 Thyming: This is vital information.
 Dresdenkeogh: only they're NICE dachshunds
Image 163346   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Dresdenkeogh: One wan one, won Wan's one one.
 guest: I think that that 'that' that that guy used actually should have been a 'which.'
Image 163345   02-20-17   Uploaded by    sumo
 ch: Liles Boy, carried the most messages of any pigeon in WW2. Larger photo (misidentified "Cher Ami" another famous pigeon) here:…
 Hosebag: He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.
Image 163344   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Warrax: @Hosebag Does the software even support that? This is important.
 Hosebag: @Warrax Wait, I hope you don't intend to vape it WHILE it's doing the pregnancy test. We aren't doing that crap again.
 Hosebag: @Warrax Then it's settled, this club is formed. Let's get on the patent.
 Warrax: @Hosebag Can I also vape it? If so, it's the last device anyone could ever need.
 Hosebag: Hold on a second, are you saying you can buy a pregnancy test with a built in mace dispenser? And it has an iPhone app? Hell yes, sign me up!
 kinggheedra: The mace links to the phone via bluetooth and photographs your attacker. Don't look at me, I didn't come up with it.
 Ulillillia: That was a cool game
 Dresdenkeogh: a combination smart phone/self defense device. In case you wanted to accidently mace yourself whilst selfieing.
 bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?
Image 163343   02-20-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
 Knice: This course should be mandatory.
Image 163342   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
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