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163746  tib gubb: i thought we moved past this

163743  Wookiee: Nobody ever talks about the other variation of the Pushmi-pullyu.

163751  fanny: awe, Stevie Wonder should be able to get better gigs than this!

163747  Zampano: Garfield minus Garfield is great. It really reveals the weakness of the whole comic. Jon is pathetic. Though i will say I enjoy Garfield, not the greatest comic though. Im more into Speedbump and The Far Side.

163746  Judge Bread: I don't know if any image has flipped me from rad to bad as fast as after I read "Chuck Norris"

163747  Mr. Butt: [in b4 JonHorn]

163747  Mr. Butt: Always rad for G - G.

163758  Mr. Butt: Yesterday I remembered how much I used to love Natalie Dee. And then I remembered this particular comic and I couldn't stop laughing. Sorry for the small text.

163749  Ulillillia: Nice try, @a pigeon

163723  guest: jaysus it must be like shitting through a sieve

163729  guest: just fuck my shit up

163742  guest: my dude over here has what has to be a cholesterol issue

163746  Sadbot: It's been a while since my food safety course, but my first instinct would be to throw out all that food. Or at least just feed it to someone who still makes Chuck Norris "jokes"

163746  Ulillillia: and washes it down with holy water

163738  Sadbot: You don't kabob the children, you trick the children into kabobbing themselves

163742  sparename: Bin OverChinchillin on da pizza

163742  Otterman: Oh God, rub it all over my face

163735  Snake Jesus: Confirmed

163743  sparename: "You, Sir, are no end of an ass"

163675  Wet farts: Would you prefer a picture of me taking a crap?

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163588 Science: The Innsmouth Look - Maybe She's Born With It...

163642 KingTrebek: anybody remember iGod?

163685 funny in the wall: Because, clearly, every american will exercise restraint @Lestrange

163576 E. HONDA: As for the circled point, clearly Harvard was their 'safety'

163591 Peter Pantsless: @Beef Supreme Nah, we actually kicked ass at that. Nobody died (as a result of the meltdown) and very few people are expected to get sick. Meanwhile, coal is responsible for 13,000 deaths. Per year. JUST IN THE US

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163577 Jaunty Shrimp: *sings* They're kinda furry around the torso, they're a lot like people, only more so

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163737 scribbs: @funny in the wall You have to be purple to post links.



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Score:
172
 
 guest: just fuck my shit up
 deeeeeeeez: Retirement plans based upon the perceived generosity of the tooth fairy are ill-advised, according to Buffett's latest prognostication..
 Science: Fun fact: "Eyechompers" are called that because they are located just under the eyes in a child's skull
 raditzu: Alien
 funny in the wall: that's pretty cool, right there.
 WaffleIron: A rare medical condition known as "toomuchallovertheplacedontia"
Image 163729   02-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
325
 
 fanny: @Flirb Dampumple awe, now i'm sad :(
 fanny: @Alkavarion i don't know, he kinda looks like he's gonna fight back
 Flirb Dampumple: @fanny google Ortolans
 Alkavarion: @fanny I'm hungry too. Wanna split it?
 San DoDo: Just sitting here alone with my thoughts.. scary
 fanny: Why is my first thought to pop it in my mouth when i see a tiny animal?
Image 163728   02-22-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
Score:
184
 
 Robespierre: I love a parade
 deeeeeeeez: Dressing like LL Cool J does nothing to pique my consumer interests...
 Science: @KrazyKat: But who is looking at the thing?
 Niels Bohr: @KrazyKat I fail to see how this is proof of that.
 VoR: I like to ride my Quadcycle. I like to ride it where I like..
 KrazyKat: Proof that not all things can be improved by adding a buxom lady.
Image 163727   02-22-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
342
 
 deeeeeeeez: "Hahaha stop trying to steal my popsicle, Bonkers!" "I'm not."
 KrazyKat: I wish Popsicles still made me that happy.
 tib gubb: that's a pretty cool dog
Image 163726   02-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
261
 
 deeeeeeeez: Tattoos of the Yakuza now being done with Cap'n Crunch decoder pens...
 Thurb Grunombies: Feels like you could do that faster.
Image 163725   02-22-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
277
 
 Aemuli: Party girls don't feel much, don't feel anything, when will I learn...
 Micro Jackson: I have to admit, when she asked if I'd like to meet the twins I had something else in mind
 Robespierre: @WaffleIron The Cult Of Claude Balls
 WaffleIron: Owns two cats, has red curtains... This is probably some kind of cult leader.
Image 163724   02-22-17   Uploaded by    Red
Image 163723 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Sharkface. Your image was bad, Sharkface.
Score:
218
 
 Aemuli: Party girls don't feel much, don't feel anything, when will I learn...
 illBilliam: "Hold your head in resistance if you must, Linda, but you will ultimately succumb to the mouthwatering perfection that is two sear-sizzled 100% pure beef patties and Big Mac sauce, sandwiched between a sesame seed bun, with American cheese, crisp lettuce, onions and pickles to top it off."
 Robespierre: "All life is a blur of Republicans and meat." - Zippy the Pinhead
 tib gubb: delicious
 Mexico: You didn't eat us with ketchup. Now we're coming back to haunt you.
 A Post Office: This is my S U P E R P O W E R
 TFChicken: Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, hold on to your sanity
 JohnnySalami: This is the curse you earn for not paying for a hamburger on Tuesday.
 Knice: I;m thinking about thos burgs
Image 163722   02-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
333
 
 San DoDo: He went clubbing
 Micro Jackson: Hey! Throw some fish over here!
Image 163721   02-22-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
126
 
 Flirb Dampumple: ticka-ticka-tick ticka-ticka-tick tick-tick boom! boom-boom!
 Micro Jackson: Frondly remembered
 TFChicken: Don't boop
 Robespierre: Painful to look at.
Image 163720   02-22-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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